Calling All Investors!

For those of you looking for an investment opportunity, I'd like to introduce you to my latest invention.

Parents of all ages know the stress that comes with toddlers learning to walk. They want to go everywhere, touch everything, and sometimes, God forbid, get lost.

Shoe Shoe Chain is designed for the toddler on the go who needs the training in walking, but for the parent that doesn't need the stress.

Shoes are available in multiple sizes, and come with inner laid soft padded ankle braces which securely lock to ensure no child can remove them.

Simply install the chain link footwear to a studded wall, and let your child walk to their hearts content. Chain comes in multiple sizes from six inches to three feet. Additional custom order link lengths available upon request.

Your initial combined investment of $200.00 will cover the cost of materials and patent filing. Upon this low price, I anticipate needing a future unknown amount for bail upon testing commencing.

So what are you waiting for? Don't let this once in a lifetime opportunity pass you by! Invest now!

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  1. Sorry not interested in going into the shoe business, Plus seems a little risky. But Good luck :) Love this April Fools joke!

  2. I'm in. Where do I send money?