Retro Spins: Swing Out Sister - It's Better To Travel


Swing Out Sisters were formed by Andy Connell and Martin Jackson, who later brought in vocalist, Corinne Drewery. The band would state on their website decades later that the name was an obscure Billie Burke B-musical from the '40s and was adopted because it was the only name they could agree upon. That agreement was that they all hated it.

Connell and Jackson had been producing successful electro tracks at the time, which garnered the attention of several labels. Among them was Phonogram / Mercury Records, who ultimately signed them. Leading up to their debut album's release, the single, Break Out was released. It would climb to number four on the UK charts, and peak at number six on the Billboard Hot 100. With this momentum already in place, upon its release, It's Better To Travel reached number one in the UK, and forty on the Billboard 200.

The next single, Surrender, would only be successful in the UK, peaking at number seven. However, their third single, Twilight World would reach thirty-one in the USA. Their last single, Fooled By A Smile, would prove to be lackluster, not charting at all.

Their successful debut would garner Grammy awards for Best New Artist and Best Pop Vocal Performance by a Group or Duo. The latter, specifically for Breakout. This popularity was amplified by the music video for Breakout being in consistent rotation on MTV.

Being on the cusp of the CD format explosion, the number of tracks you get with the album is dictated by the format you choose. For the cassette and vinyl cuts, the album contains nine tracks. For the CD, four additional songs have been added. However, these are nothing more than a mixture of remixes and instrumental versions of some of the already included tunes. Unless you're a massive fan of the group, these additional inclusions aren't really worth jumping up and down about.

As for me, I honestly wasn't a fan when they first hit the 80's scene. I remember as a kid singing, "Breakout and watch those zits come out." Which is why it was odd, but not unexpected, I suppose, that when I started building my 80's collection of CD's that Swing Out Sisters ultimately made it to the list. Though it was certainly not a high priority.

What I do appreciate in retrospect is their use of horns, and the blending of synth pop with a flare of jazz. It's unique not only for its time, but even today.

I also picked up on a Sade vibe from Drewery's vocals. In a way, it was a nice added bonus and also prompted me to pick up Sade's 1988 album, which is the last of her 80's era albums I didn't currently have.

As a whole, It's Better To Travel is a pretty okay album. I think it's definitely one I would need to be in the right mood for, and I guess today just so happened to work out for it. Despite my childhood opinion, Breakout is a pretty decent song, as is the aforementioned Twilight World. Beyond that though, there weren't really any more memorable tracks.

The trio would reduce to a due when midway through the recording of their 1989 follow-up, Kaleidoscope World, Jackson would opt to leave the band. Though there's not much information on why he left, and nothing I could find which could be corroborated as fact, some have stated it was from him not liking the direction the music was going and wanting to get back to more rock-oriented music. Or you could go with what one person commented on the subject, and simply sum it up as, "three's a crowd".

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Michael - Spoiler Filled Review


Disclaimer before you read this post: This review contains spoilers, but on the same hand, if you've followed any aspect of Michael Jackson's life, there's not much to ruin for you here, history wise. It will, however, spoil what the film does and doesn't contain.

As the reviews began to hit mid-last week, I was shocked to hear that critic reception was somewhat negative. Thinking about this as the days passed, I was less surprised and actually began to feel that it made sense they didn't like the film. After all, the biggest complaint I was hearing from them was that it didn't paint Michael as a child predator, nor focus in on the accusations and controversy surrounding the allegations. While the film initially did touch on the scandal for its third act, for legality purposes, they couldn't keep the footage. As a result, the final act of the film was reshot.

However, there was another concern from the world of critics. One which I actually did put some stock into. That being that the film actually didn't serve as any form of actual story about one of the most famous men in history. Instead, it played things safe, serving instead as fan service. Essentially, here's this music video, and then this one, and hey, look, here's another. My fear going into it was that Michael, the biopic, would serve as nothing more than two hours of recreated music videos shown back-to-back. That is certainly not what I wanted out of the film.

Last chance to bow out before the spoilers. No? Okay. You've been warned.

Though I wasn't wanting a smear campaign of the King of Pop, I was hoping to get a further glimpse into his life. His struggles under the thumb of Joseph, his desire to spread his wings, dealing with the sudden fame which made it all but impossible for him to go anywhere, and his continued rise to fame through the Bad era, which is ultimately where the film ends after all the reshoots.

As the intro to Wanna Be Starting Something builds, the film opens backstage, with Michael preparing to take the stage for his 1988 Wembley tour. However, just as the thunderous crowd gets louder and louder, we immediately cut to Gary, Indiana, 1966, and the beginning, but very abridged history of the Jackson 5.

The main focus of everything stays on Michael, and noticeably missing are siblings Randy, Rebbie, and Janet. Not that this necessarily matters, because the remaining brothers have less lines combined than La Toya.

The film of course paints Joseph as nothing more than a villain, which is sad. Yes, I do understand that he was considered abusive, strict, and controlling. But I think it often gets forgotten that the only reason there was a Jackson 5 was because of how much he put into it. I'm not saying that makes him a saint by any means, but the fact remains, no Joseph, faults and all, there's no brothers, no Motown, no Jackson 5, no Thriller, no King of Pop.

While this portion of the film does get a fair amount of time dedicated to it, it still ultimately feels rushed. The Jackson 5 goes from a concept playing in bars, to suddenly on stage, following the act of Gladys Knight, and being observed by Suzanne de Passe, who hands Joseph her business card. Next thing you see, they're signed to Motown, and recording, missing the perfect opportunity to recreate the now classic audition tape for Barry Gordy.

Instead, the years keep flying by so fast that there's really no time for the story to breath. Dialog is often skipped in lieu of musical numbers, but rarely a full song. Before we know it, it's the 70's, and Michael is a full-grown man, in talks with CBS to record his first solo album for them. In jumping this far ahead, the history of Michael has leapt over the end of the Jackson 5 era, Jermaine staying with Motown, the formation of The Jacksons with Randy, and probably most offensive, The Wiz. Though I don't know if the latter was even intended to be a part of the film, I do know that Kat Graham was filmed as Diana Ross, and every scene she did was cut.

This is also where the pace of the film picks up even more. Rather than taking a moment to unpack Michael's Off The Wall era, we're instead zoomed through it in a montage, stopping at the home of the Jacksons to watch as a truck pulls up to deliver Bubbles the chimp. Joseph, played by Colman Domingo, absolutely steels this scene with his comedic reaction to the whole thing. As for the primate itself, the CGI is pretty bad.

Within what felt like the span of minutes, we're now in the Thriller era. Michael is seeking new management representation, with his first directive to Miles Teller to fire his father, which he does via fax. All throughout this we keep getting scenes of Michael with his mother, played by Nia Long. The two are typically planted in front of a television and stuffing their faces with ice cream or popcorn. It's here that she provides her typical one liner of "You're special," before the scene ends. Whereas each scene with Joseph serves to paint him more and more a villain, her scenes focus solely on love and nurturing, but again, this is all without the brothers.

La Toya does get a few scenes with Michael, and these serve to show how close the two were, which historically wise is odd, because it's relatively known that Michael was closest with his sister Janet. Well, Janet and his mother. Of course, that would have been difficult to do with Janet's purported decline to be represented in the film.

During this portion, the film also takes a moment to address his desire to get a nose job, and the spreading vitiligo on his arms. The latter would be what prompted him to start wearing his iconic sequin glove, in an attempt to hide it from the public eye. What we don't get is Neverland Ranch, or even so much as a thought from Michael to move out of the family home.

As Michael sets to work on what would become Thriller, we see snippets of video recreations for Thriller, Beat It, and naturally, Motown 25, where he performed Billy Jean, and moonwalked for the first time. Ironically, while my initial fear of the film was that it was going to be nothing more than a recreation of his music videos, these sections fly by so quickly that I actually found myself wishing they showed a bit more. Show us how he conceived the mini movies he envisioned, and his reasoning behind it. We know he made great music videos. Now show us why, but they don't.

Though I don't personally understand why Mike Myers needed to be shoehorned into the film, his role as Walter Yetnikoff does serve a purpose. Walter, who headed CBS at the time, was instrumental in essentially forcing MTV to play Michael's videos by threatening to pull all his other artists if they didn't acquiesce.

Just as you're hoping to see more on the legacy of Michael's Thriller album, you're once again whisked away on a montage, showing Michael as the greatest artist of all time, surrounded in traffic by wall-to-wall people as he stands on a car, at the Grammy's for a fraction of a second holding his armful of awards. The film then pauses again, this time focusing on Joseph's desire to strike while the iron's hot, sending all six brothers on the Victory tour. It's here that we see that Michael doesn't really want to be a part of it, but is ultimately told he's in by his father.

This leads to the infamous Pepsi commercial accident, where we see Michael's hair catch fire, causing the third degree burns which could have potentially killed him. Up to this point, we've seen several scenes where Michael stops at a local children's hospital to visit with terminally ill, or in the case of his most recent accident, burn victims. It's here that we learn of his aversion to taking pain medication, but also where he realizes he's been put on Earth to shine a light through his music. This determines him to commit to the Victory tour and perform with his brothers.

However, the biggest offense in all of that is that for as many times as the film showed us Michael at a hospital, it completely skips one of the biggest moments in music history, We Are The World. Think of all the actor cameos that could have occurred in this scene alone! Sure that may have detracted from the film, it may have even been a costly endeavored. But seriously, how can you paint Michael as this massive humanitarian, and then not even so much as note the biggest humanitarian effort next to Live Aid?

A live performance of Human Nature at the final show leads to Michael announcing that this is also his farewell appearance with his brothers. This is something which doesn't sit well with Joseph, who is in process of making plans for an international leg of the Victory Tour. There is, however, no time to dwell on this, as with Michael walking away backstage, we're suddenly back to the beginning with him clad in his Bad outfit, headed out to Wembley Stadium. The film ends with a recreation of the song, and the words, "His Story Continues" scrawled across the screen. It feels cut short, ending abruptly.

Thoughts and opinion wise, I did enjoy the film. I suppose in a way, it accomplished something great, in that it left me wanting more. Do I feel like we got an in depth telling of the man, the myth, the legend, the King of Pop? No. I don't think this film even knicks the surface in that regard. I know nothing more about Michael after seeing this than I did when I went into it. I dare say that the 1992 made for television film, The Jacksons: An American Dream scratched that surface far deeper than this biopic.

As for Jaafar Jackson, he does a superb job playing his uncle. At times it truly felt like we had Michael back. His mannerisms, his iconic dance moves, and of course the voice were all perfectly in place. Though I'm not a personal advocate for them, I would call his performance Oscar worthy.

Do I want to see a sequel to this film? Yes and no. Yes, if it's going to deep dive into Michael's actual life, and illustrious career. Definitely if they call it, "Jackson", simply because I would want those two DVD's side by side on my shelf. No, if it's going to hone in on the allegations of sexual abuse towards children. First and foremost, I don't believe those allegations and never have. Second, I don't want to see Michael's career being torn down, true, false, or otherwise. That's not how I chose to remember his legacy. I certainly have no interest in seeing his fractured popularity as a result of all of that, nor his death. Frankly, to focus in on all of that would be disrespectful.

A soundtrack compliments the film, and it's available on CD, vinyl, and cassette. While seasoned fans of Michael won't find anything new here, it's a decent jumping off point for newcomers. It features five tracks from the Jackson 5, and nine from Jackson's solo career. Interesting, to me, was that not all of these songs were even featured in the film. In particular, these include the live medley, and performance of Ben from the Jackson's 1981 show. Oddly, while the film features a live version of Human Nature from the Victory tour, the version included on the soundtrack is the studio cut from Thriller.

Basically, what you get here is a compilation of tracks which are already available on other albums and have been for decades. Again, great for newcomers, but nothing special for seasoned fans. With that restated, if someone were to ask me if they should buy this album, my response would be, "Are you a newcomer? Or a Michael Jackson fan?" If the latter, then yes, you should buy this album. If for nothing else, to support it, and add another piece to your collection. If you're a newcomer, no. I think there are far better compilations out there to cut your teeth on, but more importantly, you should own Thriller and Bad, if nothing else.

For better or worse, the Michael biopic is in theaters now, and I definitely recommend seeing it. The film is a site to behold on the big screen. This is definitely one which I'll be adding to my film collection when it's released, probably in multiple formats, much like I already have with the soundtrack. This, much like Thriller, is an iconic moment in time, one which even if a sequel is released, will never repeat. I highly recommend that if you're a fan of Michael Jackson that you be a part of it and create your own memory to look back on. Much like all of his iconic performances, establish a "where were you when..." moment.

For those of you also wanting to get more of Michael in visual form, I highly recommend the following DVD's:

  • Michael Jackson's Vision - This is almost the definitive way to watch every video released by Michael Jackson, including those released by The Jacksons.
  • Motown 25: Yesterday, Today, Forever - The reunion of all six brothers, and Michael performing Billie Jean, while moonwalking for the first time are iconic reasons enough to pick this up. But on top of that, you get the entire television event.
  • Michael Jackson: Video Greatest Hits - HIStory - Really the only thing worth grabbing this for is a montage called, A Kaleidoscop Of Michael Jackson HIStory. Everything else is on Visions.
  • Michael Jackson: HIStory On Film Volume II - Essentially a follow-up release to the above, but not titled as such. While most of it is a lesser version of what is already on the Visions DVD set, it does include a few gems that are not; Billie Jean (Motown performance), Blood On The Dance Floor (Refugee Camp Mix), and Brace Yourself. Granted, for the Billie Jean performance, I still recommend getting the Motown discs.
  • We Are The World: The Story Behind The Song: This DVD not only takes you behind the scenes of that iconic night when the song was recorded, but features what would ultimately become the full music video.
  • The Wiz: It's a goofy film, for sure, but where else are you going to get Motown legends all on the big screen belting out songs to the backdrop of The Wizard Of Oz?
If you really want to deep dive into Michael further, there's always the DVD's for Michael Jackson: Live At Wembley July 16, 1988, Michael Jackson: Live In Bucharest - The Dangerous Tour, and if you really want to get old school, the VHS's for Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, and Making Michael Jackson's Thriller.

For those of you content with just hearing a hit or two every now and then, well, there's always Youtube.












Now if only we could get the estate to release Captain Eo on DVD...

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Comics Corner: The Amazing Spider-Man 293

   

Title: The Amazing Spider-Man
Issue Number: 293
Release Date: October 1987

Highlights

  • Kraven stands before Spider-Man's grave, wearing his own version of the hero's black suit
  • In the city, a woman runs through the rain, but when she trips and falls, a hairy arm with claw fingers reaches through a manhole, and grabs her, dragging her below the surface
  • Within the sewers, Vermin reveals himself to the woman, and it's implied he's going to eat her
  • Mary Jane sits in her apartment wondering where Peter is - He was supposed to be there hours ago to help her move her final items to his (their) apartment
    • She fears he's dead
  • Kraven crawls across the floor on all fours, stating he needs to become the spider
    • He drinks a potion, and begins to hallucinate a bunch of spiders combining into a much larger one
  • As Vermin licks his fingers clean of his meal, he sees Spider-Man's photo in a newspaper clipping, and panics
    • This causes him to also remember Captain America, and how the two hurt him
  • Vermin struggles with wanting to go back topside, and staying hidden in the dark
  • Mary Jane goes out in the rainy night to look for her husband, but instead finds two guys who hit on her
    • After telling them to get stuffed, they chase after her
  • Still fighting his hallucinations, Kraven says his victory will only come when he becomes Spider-Man, and proves that he is better at it than the real Spider-Man
  • The men chasing her catch up, and Mary Jane thinks she's saved when she sees Spider-Man
    • After he brutally beats them, she realizes it's not Peter behind the mask
  • Vermin also sees this while peaking through a manhole again, and decides he's going to go after Spider-Man, and that he's not afraid
Low Points
  • The last issue of The Amazing Spider-Man crediting Jim Shooter as Editor-In Chief - Jim was fired in April 1987 from Marvel Comics
Oddities
  • None
Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)



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Retro Spins: Femme Fatale - Femme Fatale

   

1988 was a unique year for music. Though glam metal had made the careers of multiple bands, and still had a strong selling point, it was also on the verge of dying, being replaced by the forthcoming grunge scene. As such, when Femme Fatale entered the arena, they were met with mild fanfare, but not enough to keep them relevant long term.

Lead singer Lorraine Lewis, guitarist Bill D'Angelo, Guitarist / keyboardist Mazzi Rawd, bassist Rick Rael, and drummer Bobby Murray release Fatale's self-titled debut in November 1988, delivering with it two music videos, Waiting For The Big One, and Falling In And Out Of Love. With steady rotation on MTV, album sales were pushed into the two hundred thousand range, peaking at 141 on the Billboard 200. The track, Touch And Go, would also make its way to the soundtrack for the Corey Feldman / Corey Haim film, License To Drive, released that same year.

Fatale certainly has the 80's hair metal sound down. It's loud, with powerful vocals, and sure, it even delivers solid hits in the two aforementioned tracks. But at the end of the day, it's also just another here today, gone tomorrow album. There's no longevity here. Nothing that I'm going to find myself wanting to play again. It's good. It's just not great.

I hate to be that guy, but looking at the cover of their debut album, the back of my mind kept pinging that something was off about the group. It finally hit me, the members looked really old. A little digging revealed that Lewis herself was thirty years old when their debut landed. While that's certainly not ancient in the grand scheme of things, it certainly is in the rock and roll world. To put it in perspective, Jon Bon Jovi was 22 when Bon Jovi's first studio album came out, Vince Neil 20, Axl Rose 25, Bret Michaels 23. You see where I'm going with this? A thirty-year-old isn't very relatable to a late teen / early 20's person. You're that dude that's too old for the people you're attempting to hang out with, but worth keeping around to buy the beer.

After completing their support tour, the band was all set to return to the studio to record their follow-up album. However, this would end up not happening. This was a combination of shrinking support from label MCA, mostly due to the band's inability to compete with other popular hairbands, and their manager developing brain cancer (yikes). Sessions were ultimately scrapped, and Fatale disbanded in 1990.

Lewis would reform the band in 2013 with an all-female lineup. Signing with FnA Records, their second album, One More For The Road, consisting of tracks recorded between 1989 and 1990, would finally see the light of day.

In 2019, Lewis joined Vixen as their new lead vocalist. While they would release the live album, Live Fire in 2018, to date, there have been no new studio albums. She would also return to Femme Fatale in 2025, to record and release the single, Living Like There's No Tomorrow. However, much like Vixen, there's been no new Fatale studio albums.

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Comics Corner: Web Of Spider-Man 31

   

Title: Web Of Spider-Man
Issue Number: 31
Release Date: October 1987

Highlights

  • Kraven's Last Hunt begins
  • First appearance of Harry Skitter
  • First appearance of the location Kravinoff Estate
  • It's a storm night, and at his estate, Kraven is naked, destroying taxidermy animals, talking about his age, and that his time is coming to die
    • Outside, a groundskeeper digs a grave
      • But before he can die, Kraven has one final hunt
        • He walks to a coffin in his home that has Spider-Man's black suit draped over it
  • Joe Face, a two-bit thug which Spider-Man often rustled up for information has died
    • Spider-Man goes to his funeral being held in Jimmy's Corner Bar, a local dive, and donates money to his burial
  • Peter admits he's afraid to die
  • Kraven eats fists full of Spiders, and then begins his last hunt
  • Spider-Man is caught off guard, and hit by poisoned arrows, leaving him hallucinating Joe Face's ghost, but it's really Kraven
  • Kraven traps Spider-Man in a net, and approaches him with a rifle
  • Spider-Man thinks that the villain will take him to some hideout, giving him the chance to recoup, and fight back, but this isn't the case
    • Kraven lifts the rifle, and fires
  • Spider-Man is buried, and Kraven is happy with his victory
Low Points
  • The last issue of Web Of Spider-Man crediting Jim Shooter as Editor-In Chief - Jim was fired in April 1987 from Marvel Comics
Oddities
  • None
Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)



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Comics Corner: Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man 130

   

Title: Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man
Issue Number: 130
Release Date: September 1987

Highlights

  • First appearance of Carlos D'Agostino, and Tony
  • First appearance of the locations Washington West, and Curt Connors' home
  • It's noted that this issue takes place before the events of The Amazing Spider-Man 289
  • Spider-Man bursts on the scene, looking for a cackling Hobgoblin
    • He finds him in a wheelchair, bandaged up
  • Hobgoblin tells him that if he doesn't cooperate that Harry Osborne is dead
    • We see the villain has sent a pumpkin to him with a note that explains he's just been poisoned, and if he wants to live to contact Spider-Man, and have him meet the Goblin at a specified location
  • Hobgoblin explains that he was hired to steal a set of ledgers from Kingpin, but it all went South fast, and after being attacked by his men, he fell from the building, slowing his decent only by hitting balconies, breaking limbs and bones on the way down to the pavement
    • Harry Osborne has been poisoned as leverage to force Spider-Man to get the ledgers for him
  • Throwing Spider-Man a homing device not only points him towards the ledgers, but also puts the same poison on him that will kill Harry Osborne
    • Hobgoblin offers the antidote for the ledgers
  • Rather than go find the ledgers, Spider-Man instead goes to Dr. Curt Connors for help
    • While they do determine the root of the toxin, they both know that time will not allow to create an antidote from scratch
      • As Spider-Man leaves to go complete the mission, Connors says he'll search for an existing antidote
  • Carlos D'Agostino is somehow now in possession of the ledgers, and Spider-Man traces him to his yacht
    • After a battle which see's D'Agostino's guests fleeing in all directions, Spider-Man gets the ledgers
  • As Spider-Man returns to Connors' home to check in, he notices some thugs inside, but these aren't D'Agostino's men
    • After making short order of them, Kingpin appears, telling him he has not only something that belongs to him, but handle the Hobgoblin for him, and says he's prepared to negotiate for both
      • Spider-Man fills him in on the events thus far
  • Kingpin tells Spider-Man that he not only knows what toxin Hobgoblin has used, but can get the antidote in two hours if Spider-Man will return the books, and take care of Hobgoblin for him
    • Spider-Man takes the deal, and Kingpin does indeed deliver, providing the cure for him and Harry
  • Spider-Man heads back to Hobgoblin, but the villain is able to escape easily
  • Kingpin is disappointed in his failure, and calls Spider-Man an amateur
Low Points
  • None
Oddities
  • None
Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)



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Retro Spins: Flies On Fire - Flies On Fire

   

Perhaps their song, Anything Goes, is actually the perfect way to sum up Flies On Fire. They're a band that easily flowed from one style to the next, interweaving Southern Rock with a hint of gospel, all seemingly influenced by the classic rock era which came before it.

Perusing the internet, you're not going to find much about the band. It's as if the 80's simply brushed them under the rug in hopes that people would forget about them. Tim Paruszkiewicz, Ritchie D’Albis, Terry “Mess” Messal, and Howard all come from different corners of the USA, but ultimately made their ways to L.A., where fate brought them together.

They achieve national exposure in 1988 when they submitted their self-produced music video, Long Gone Dead, to MTV, winning the show, Basement Tapes. However, it wouldn't be until producer Ric Browde caught one of their live shows that they'd finally land a record deal with ATCO. Their self-titled debut would hit shelves in 1989 to lackluster fanfare.

If you listen to the album, your mind might immediately go to John Mellencamp, and The Black Crowes, the latter who would rekindle the same type of music the Flies were playing with their 1990 debut, Shake Your Money Maker. In retrospect, it's kind of unfair that the latter got all the adulation, while Flies On Fire simply got forgotten.

There's solid instrumentation to be found here. Thunderous drums, slick guitars, and Tim's own flourish of raspy vocals. It comes with a handful of decent tracks, such as the aforementioned Anything Goes, C'Mon, and You Can't Go Back. However, it's probably not an album I'll ever personally revisit.

You Can't Go Back is somewhat a bitter anthem for the Flies, considering how they would be treated by their label, and ultimately ignored. It's a track about nobody remembering you or your name, with lead singer Paruszkiewicz finishing the chorus with, "nobody remembers my name". Sad how accurate that probably is.

While Flies On Fire would release the follow-up Outside Looking In (1991), it failed to garner much attention. Purportedly, the blame is that of then ATCO president, Derek Shulman who simply wasn't interested in the band. He disagreed with their thoughts on what singles should be released, and instead focused his attention on the band, Enuff Z'Nuff, leaving the Flies to ultimately fizzle out before dropping them.

Tim, Ritchie, and Terry would go on to form the short-lived punk band, Vitamade, releasing Everything You Need! in 1996. This would eventually morph into the band VOMF, who released one album as a digital only release, but disbanded in 1999.

These days, the guys have all found regular work, and though they appear to still talk to each other, the subject of Flies Of Fire rarely comes up.

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Comics Corner: Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Annual 7

   

Title: Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Annual
Issue Number: 7
Release Date: November 1987

Highlights

  • Last annual titled Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man, all the remaining annuals in the run are simply titled, The Spectacular Spider-Man
  • The honeymoon of Peter, and Mary Jane Watson-Parker
  • First appearance of Smugglers, Ramon, Carmen, Cheryl, and Lewis
  • First appearance of the locations Hartsdale, New Mexico, and Cassis, France
  • At an American Indian Reservation in Hartsdale, Puma partakes in a ritual, showcasing his power against the brave warriors of the tribe
  • When the test is complete, his uncle tells the Puma that while he enlisted the help of Spider-Man in his plight against Beyonder, that he never thanked the hero for his aid
    • He's told to find Spider-Man, and express some form of gratitude and thanks
  • Reference is made to The Amazing Spider-Man 273, Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man 111, and The Amazing Spider-Man Annual 21
  • The newlywed couple arrives at the Villa in France, a gift from Bruce, one of Mary Jane's old boy toys
  • As the two walk on the beach, Peter loses himself in thought of their future together with his consistent lack of money
    • Mary Jane notices he's grown distant, and snaps him out of it by saying they should go swimming, throwing her dress off, and running for the water
  • The two go to a swanky joint for dinner, and Peter is anything but comfortable in both the atmosphere, and his tux
    • Things don't get any better when Mary Jane is spotted by some posh "friends"
      • She's then spotted by Carmen, an owner of a fashion model agency, and when Peter excuses himself, he tells her that he wants her to join his group
  • When the two return to the Villa, they find Thomas Fireheart, AKA Puma, sitting in the living room
    • He introduces himself by his real name, and gives them a wedding gift
      • Thomas offers Peter a job where he can be a scientist, as well as live his life as Spider-Man, and even doing side work on his Puma missions with him
        • He tells Peter he's in Marseille on a mission, and if the job suits him, it pays $80,000.00 a year, and he can meet him tomorrow at 8:00 PM for a Spider-Man mission, which will pay extra
  • Peter struggles with the offer, knowing he doesn't like Fireheart, and certainly had his issues with Puma in the past
    • Though he arrives late, Peter does come the next day to see him
  • Fireheart tells him of the mission to secure to stolen eggs, the ova ignata
    • Fireheart has even had Spider-Man's costume designed, web shooters and all, in anticipation he would be working for him
      • Peter is worried that Fireheart knows so many details about him that he could reproduce his superhero suit and gear
  • Despite all their attention to details, the webbing his team has produced is inferior, and it snaps the first time Spider-Man tries to swing on it
    • Spider-Man returns to Firehearts lab to create his own, which only somewhat turns our right, giving off acidic fumes when it comes in contact with the oxygen in the air
  • Spider-Man arrives at his assigned location to retrieve his egg of the pair
    • Fireheart monitors from afar, and is angered when the hero enters from the top of the building, and not the basement as instructed
      • Ninjas attack, Spidey makes short order of them, and orders "squad A" to move upstairs
  • Spider-Man finds his egg, and makes short order of the guardian and faux priest who try to stop him
  • Everything is just the plan of Fireheart, who doesn't really want to work with Peter or Spider-Man, but is doing this for his uncle
  • While saving the life of the faux priest, Spider-Man drops the egg, and in instinctively webbing it, it disintegrates when touched by his new acid webbing
  • Fireheart sits at the restaurant waiting for Peter, and it just so happens to be the same one Mary Jane has stepped out to with her friends from earlier
    • Peter returns the shredded Spider-Man suit to him, along with the trackers he put in it, and shouts at him that everything was just a setup to study him
      • Fireheart shoots back that the job offer was legit
  • Fireheart comes to see Peter the next day, and says the offer for the job still stands, and admits it's only to make his uncle happy, but still he respects him now
    • Peter says that instead of the job, that they'll call it even if he destroys all the data he collected on Spider-Man, to which he agrees
Low Points
  • None
Oddities
  • None
Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)



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Retro Spins: Melissa Etheridge - Brave And Crazy

  

A little over a year after her self-titled debut, Melissa Etheridge released her follow-up, Brave And Crazy. Much like her debut, the album would also peak at number twenty-two on the Billboard 200 and garner a Grammy nomination.

At the time, Billboard would note, "though more polished, rocker's sophomore outing never sacrifices passion, emotion, and guts for style. Etheridge remains a one-trick artist - most of her songs are in a similar midtempo rocker guitar style - but her lyrics, delivered with startling conviction, lead her to the head of the class." Great, so more of the same which made her last album mediocre.

Playing through it, yes, that's exactly what it is. While it touts two singles, No Souvenirs, and You Can Sleep While I Drive, from my perspective, these are nothing to get excited about.

Once again, I hear inklings of a female Bon Jovi, but who just never manages to pop. There's storytelling in the tracks, ala Jovi's Blood On Blood, but unfortunately, not a very interesting tale to listen to.

I guess the point I'm making is that this one's just not for me, not that I necessarily expected it would be. I wish I could say there was a hidden gem, some kind of standout track, or in general, something which was mildly intriguing. Sadly, that's simply not the case.

Etheredge has a unique voice, which is nice to listen to. But she simply doesn't have the hits to back it up. If she would have just worked with someone like Desmond Child or Holly Knight, I imagine her career would have exploded far beyond what it did later on.

Etheridge released 1992's Never Enough, which would one up her previous albums, by peaking at number twenty-one on the Billboard 200, and win a Grammy. This was followed by her breakthrough, 1993's Yes I Am, which delivered the hits, Come To My Window, I'm The Only One, and If I Wanted To.

From there, she's released thirteen more studio albums to date, with the most recent being 2026's Ride. While sales certifications would cease with 1999's Breakdown, she would continue to chart on the Billboard 200 through 2019's The Medicine Show. As such, while I'm not personally a big fan, I will at least acknowledge that he's remained a hot act for several decades.

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Comics Corner: The Amazing Spider-Man Annual 21

     

Title: The Amazing Spider-Man Annual
Issue Number: 21
Release Date: September 1987

Highlights

  • The first issue in Marvel Comics history to have a variant cover
  • Marvel took full advantage of the event, appearing at a televised Shea Stadium baseball game to wed two actors playing the rolls of Spider-Man and Mary Jane, all of it being officiated by Stan Lee
  • First appearance of Willi Smith (no, not that one), Judge Spencer Watson, Bruce, Hotchkiss, and the Earth TRN1108 versions of Peter Parker and Mary Jane
  • The issue stands as a jumping on point for new readers, a new beginning of sorts
  • First appearance of the location, Louie's Fine Clothes
  • As Spider-Man swings around town, he arrives at a major police scene outside Louie's Fine Clothes
    • Inside, Electro has been sprung by his boys, and is suiting up
      • After a fight in the street, Spidey neutralizes him with water from a fire hydrant
  • Mary Jane arrives at Peter's apartment, bags in hand to settle into her new home
    • During their exchange we learn how Spider-Man's automatic camera works to capture all of the actions shots
      • Basically, a transmitter in his belt tells the camera when Spider-Man is in front of the lens, triggering the photo to be taken
  • Peter still has the red and blue Spider-Man costume he picked up in Berlin
  • Reference is made to Spider-Man Versus Wolverine, and The Amazing Spider-Man 289
  • Peter begins to worry about his personal finances, pondering how he's going to give Mary Jane the lavish life she's accustomed to
  • As Peter sells his photos to the Bugle, Robbie takes him to the lunch room where a surprise party is being held in honor of his engagement
    • During the party, J. Jonah Jameson tells Peter to be sure before he says I do because it's a big step with no turning back
  • Robbie hands a bonus check for Peter to Jameson to sign, which he is audibly surprised by
    • After signing it, Peter offers to give it back since he knows Jameson didn't intend for him to have it
      • Jameson tells him to keep it, and then tells Miss Hotchkiss to make note of every individual at the party for him to dock the expense from their checks
  • It appears that Betty is back to being out of it - When Peter bumps into her after the party and tells her that he missed her there, reminding her he's getting married, she tells him that her and Ned will both be at the wedding
  • Peter uses the bonus money to buy and present Mary Jane with a diamond ring
  • At lunch, Mary Jane gets a phone call from "Bruce", who invites her away with him
    • The inside joke is that it's alleged to have been Marvel writers having a laugh, and it's intended to be Bruce Wayne on the line
  • Another limo picks Mary Jane up, and she heads to Willi's office to tell him she can't be in the Bahamas this weekend for a fashion shoot as she's getting married
    • As she leaves, Peter once again frets over her high profile lifestyle
      • After meeting with Willi, Mary Jane is approached by a stranger who hands her a tape, and tells her she can listen to it in the Ferrari parked on the curb, the car has plates that say, "BRUCE"
        • The tape is Bruce telling her about the two tickets to Paris in the glove box, and if she changes her mind about getting married to pick him up at the airport, but either way, she can keep the Ferrari
  • As Peter looks through a photo album at Aunt May's house, we get a retelling of Spider-Man's origin
  • Peter thinks on Gwen Stacy, and how her being close to Spider-Man is what got her killed
    • He ponders if he should really let someone love him
      • Aunt May startles him, and when she asks him if he always gets scared of people who love him, he says that maybe he should
        • She responds by telling him he shouldn't keep distance from people who love him
  • The two have dinner with their aunts, and tell them the news
    • As the two leave Aunt May's home, Mary Jane gets in a car with Bruce, telling Peter she has plans
      • She finally returns to Peter's apartment at 1:00 AM
        • She tells him she's been walking around for hours just thinking, and asks Peter where he goes when he needs to think
          • He tells her somewhere quiet, and when she says to take her there, as Spider-Man, he takes her to the top of the Empire State Building
  • After dropping her off at her apartment, sleep eludes Peter, who sits up all night with a photo of Gwen Stacy
  • The next morning, Mary Jane calls and tells him about the wedding dress Willi had delivered to her
  • After picking up their marriage license, Peter goes to see Flash Thompson, asking him to be his best man
  • At dinner that night, Peter almost calls off the wedding, but gets interrupted by Mary Jane showing him a photo of her dress
    • He quickly changes the subject, and tells her about the bachelor party he's having the next day which Flash is throwing
  • At the party, which has a major attendance of two people, Flash and Harry Osborne, Peter tells them that he's wondering if getting married is the right choice
    • Though they both have their own perspectives, they both say he should take the chance
  • As he finally sleeps, Peter's mind is met by a nightmare where at his wedding all his arch enemies are present, and they've all come to do harm to Mary Jane
  • Bruce continues to pursue Mary Jane, and as she rides off with him to make a decision, Spider-Man sits atop the bridge that Gwen Stacy fell to her death from, still questioning what he's doing
  • As the wedding time comes and goes, both Mary Jane and Peter are not present
    • 1:00 PM strikes, and Mary Jane jumps from Bruce's Ferrari, dressed in her wedding gown, and apologizing to Peter, who isn't there to hear it
      • Peter comes running down the street, also apologizing for being late
  • Mary Jane officially becomes Mary Jane Watson-Parker
  • J. Jonah Jameson tells everyone that the Bugle is sponsoring the reception, and wants everyone to have a good time, while he enjoys the tax break
  • Sad that he can't afford a honeymoon, Mary Jane surprises him with the two tickets to Paris from Bruce, as well as the keys to a private Villa there
    • Reference is made to Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Annual 7, which features their honeymoon adventure

Low Points
  • The last issue of The Amazing Spider-Man Annual crediting Jim Shooter as Editor-In Chief - Jim was fired in April 1987 from Marvel Comics
Oddities
  • Editor's Day Off: The narrator says, "For this is New York City, a town that's seen it all." It's in the name - "City"
  • Editor's Continued Day Off: As Peter thinks back on Spider-Man's origin, several panels show his eye lenses and spider logo on his back colored yellow
  • Peter asks Flash Thompson, and not Harry Osborne to be his best man?
  • Editor's Still Off: When Flash is telling Peter why he should get married, his word bubbles are partly colored in the same color as the background instead of white
Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)

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Retro Spins: Melissa Etheridge - Melissa Etheridge

  

Led by the Juliette Lewis starring music video, Melissa Etheridge exploded on the 90's scene with her hit, Come To My Window from her 1993 album, Yes I Am. As such, one would be forgiven to think she was an all-new act of the decade. The facts, however, would be that leading up to this breakthrough, she actually had released three albums already.

Etheridge got her breakthrough through one of the wives who came to see her with her soccer team. The woman was married to Bill Leopold, a music manager at the time, who was able to secure her a contract with Island Records. However, upon turning over the tracks for what would have been her debut, the label rejected them, calling them too polished. She'd return to the studio, and over a grueling four days, hammer out the raw tracks that would be released on her 1988 self-titled debut. It would become an underground success, led mostly by the single, Bring Me Some Water, with the song being nominated for a Grammy. The album would also peak at number twenty-two on the Billboard 200.

I will say up front that expectations for me were low, and I didn't know what exactly to expect. In the 90's, I was a fan of her aforementioned hit and even picked up the CD out of a dollar bin several years back. However, I never actively looked for anything else from her.

During one of my many excisions to the used CD shop, it actually surprised me to find her debut album, but to learn at that time that it was indeed from the 80's. Digging a little further yielded her 1989 follow-up, Brave And Crazy. Even better, both were priced at a mere ninety-nine cents each.

She's kind of like a female version of Jon Bon Jovi. A raspy, yet powerful voice which can push you to the back of a room when the need calls for it. This is all smoothly layered out by solid rock music, typically led by an acoustic guitar, but backed by a full band.

While it initially starts out solid, even having a standout track, Like The Way I Do, by the halfway point it did get a bit boring, and from there, it only further went downhill. I kept waiting on Etheridge's own Livin' On A Prayer, or Raise Your Hands, you know, something big, with a lot of energy, but nothing ever reached that point. It was kind of disappointing, because the potential was there. Fortunately, the album does end on a high note with I Want You. 

Though I will, this whole experience doesn't necessarily excite me to jump into her next album. Reading that it delivers more of the same even less intrigues me. If nothing else, I'm moving forward to check it off the list.

Let this be a lesson to you, kids. Just because you're a fan of 80's music doesn't mean you need to buy everything and anything from the era. There's going to be a whole lot of hits and misses, and the misses are going to be a real downer.

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Comics Corner: The Amazing Spider-Man 292

    

Title: The Amazing Spider-Man
Issue Number: 292
Release Date: September 1987

Highlights

  • First appearance of Lieutenant Eden
  • Spider-Man swings across Pittsburg, having just arrived at the request of Mary Jane
  • As Peter sits in his hotel room looking for Mary Jane's sister, Gayles's number in the phonebook, the news reports that the spider-slayer ceased its rampage, and disappeared, relieving Peter that his departure from New York didn't result in someone being hurt
  • Back in New York, Smythe is overseeing his crated spider-slayer being loaded onto a 747, which will soon take him to Pittsburg
  • Upon arriving at Gayle's home, we final find out who surprised Mary Jane in the last issue, it was her father
    • The two begin arguing, and Mary Jane storms out
  • As Peter and Mary take a drive, and then a walk, she opens up to Peter, telling him that her sister is in jail for stealing a manuscript written by Benjamin Franklin from her work to give to her dad
    • He was going to sell it, but cameras caught her with it, and she was arrested
  • Mary Jane says her dad "Phillip" wants her to find out where the manuscript is, and bring it to him, and once she does, he'll leave them both alone forever
  • Mary Jane tells Peter she loves him, and they kiss
  • Mary Jane tells her dad she will help him
  • Mary Jane and Peter go to see Gayle, but once again it's met with hostility
    • As Mary Jane storms off, Peter gets some sense into Gayle's head by telling her that her kids need her
  • After arriving in Pittsburg, renting a warehouse, and building his spider-slayer, Smythe tracks Spider-Man, and heads out into the city to kill him
  • Meanwhile, Peter and Mary Jane head to the location that Gayle said she hid the manuscript
    • Their find is cut short by the spider-slayer crashing through the wall of the university
  • Reference is made to The Amazing Spider-Man Annual 19
  • Spider-Man attempts to lead the slayer to an open area in the suburbs, but is grabbed and dunked under water in a firm grasp
    • Mary Jane rams it with her car, allowing him to get free
  • As Smythe once again gets the upper hand, Mary Jane once again intervenes, this time hitting it with a bat
    • As the spider-slayer turns its attention to her, Spider-Man unleashes all his strength
  • Peter and Mary Jane return to Gayle's home with the manuscript, but Peter has a secret plan to hit Phillip with a spider tracer, and go after him later
    • He doesn't get a chance, as Mary Jane is working with the police, who hear Phillips confess that Gayle was just a pawn in his plan
      • They arrest him
  • Though still part of the crime, and expecting a trial, Gayle is let out on bail
  • As Mary Jane and Peter Parker sit at the airport waiting for their flight, Mary Jane accepts his marriage proposal

Low Points
  • The whole idea of Peter getting married came from a fan at a convention who asked Jim Shooter and Stan Lee during a panel if they would ever allow the character to do so
    • From there, the concept was fast tracked into implementation, resulting in a rushed story, and ultimately a relationship transition that doesn't feel natural
      • Story elements are disjointed in the cluster of it all to get from point A to point B across three issues
Oddities
  • None
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Retro Spins: The Flirts - Questions Of The Heart

 

Today's the day. I'm on my final 80's album from The Flirts. It was a journey that initially started out great, but by album three (of five) started to wear a bit thin. The "newness" wore off, and the overall lack of hits was definitely becoming a problem for me. It will be interesting to see if the girls close out the decade with something solid.

It's interesting to note that Miss You would peak in 1986 at number fifteen on the Billboard Dance Charts. However, the song doesn't appear to have been released on any studio album. Instead, it seems it was only released as a single in two different formats. The first is the twelve inch single, which features three different mixes, and the second, a seven-inch single which includes Voulez Vous from 1985's Blondes Brunettes & Redheads as the B-side.

Well, this one took a unique turn. The opening track, All You Ever Think About Is (Sex)! brings with it a very mature theme. Additionally, the once new wave sound is overtaken with a more R&B, somewhat rap style. It's different. I don't know if it's in a good way, but different, nonetheless.

Another thing I noticed was the overall lack of singing. Several tracks were filled with standard line reading. That's a unique style in moderation but doesn't work when it's the whole schtick.

Everything became a giant joke with track three, Boys On The Beach. Here, let me give you a taste:

Save the dolphins
Down with people who wear dead animal furs
Free lunch, free dinner, free rent for everyone
Save the whales
Equal pay for equal (something incoherent)
Feed the starving muskrats of Beverly Hills
People unite against nuclear conflict
Outlaw dogcatchers

It then does a complete 180, with the girls singing about radios blasting, the sun shining, and boys on the beach. Further mind-numbing lyrics include the opening to Special Angel:

Is there really life on other planets?
No!

I'm just going to say what keeps crossing my mind. Questions Of The Heart is a really dumb album, and a real lame way to close out the decade, studio album wise.

While The Flirts wouldn't release another studio album until 1992's Take A Chance On Me, they did produce two additional twelve-inch singles. The first was 1988's A Thing Called Love, and the second, 1989's After School. Both would feature multiple mixes of their respective track, but both would also not find any chart success.

About the only noteworthy aspect I found was for After School, which featured Full Force. Though I've never heard any of their studio albums, I am familiar with them for working with Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam on their 1985 debut album.

As for The Flirts, Questions Of The Heart wraps up my trip through their 80's discography. Like I mentioned many times throughout the multiple albums, while there's nothing Earth shattering to be found here, it was still a fun time listening to all of that new wave goodness. I'd definitely like to find more albums like this. Not necessarily new wave, but 80's oriented, new to me, but also fun at the same time. That's good stuff.

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