The Dirty Dozen - 80's Halloween Themed Music Videos


Happy Halloween!

Today, I thought I'd put together a list of my top twelve Halloween themed music videos from the 80's, listing them in order of my personal favorites.

Kicking things off is Oingo Boing's 1985 hit, Dead Man's Party. While it's a great song, and the one that started off my love with the band, it comes in dead last because the music video really doesn't offer all that much, in terms of Halloween goodness. It's just them singing, cut with scenes from Back To School intercut in. Not very frightening at all.


Next up is INXS's Devil Inside, from their 1987 breakthrough album, Kick. While it definitely features a dark and edgy music video, what it lacks is a cohesive story element. For the most part, it's just the band playing in what appears to be an underground club.

When Alice Cooper launched his comeback, he did so by releasing 1986's Constrictor, which featured the song, He's Back (The Man Behind The Mask), which was then contributed to Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives. The video attempts to have a story to it, but what separates it from great is the minimal appearances by Jason Vorhees, which are mostly limited to scenes from the film.


David Bowie's Scary Monsters And Super Creeps, may have been his first attempt at creating a commercial record, but the video itself is just Bowie being Bowie. I.E. weird for the sake of being weird.


Ozzy and werewolves? What could go wrong? Was it inspired by Michael Jackson's Thriller from the previous year? Or was Ozzy just being Ozzy? The effects are cheesy, and Osbourne himself looks goofy when all decked out as the creature, but man is it a killer song!


Will Smith may have flushed his career straight down the toilet, but that doesn't mean what he produced in the past was terrible. A Nightmare On My Street remains a classic music video, all wrapped in the comedic timing of Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff. The only thing it lacks is an appearance from the man himself, Robert England, more on that below.


Ain't nobody watching you, Rockwell, but your song is awesome. The music video does make an attempt at a story surrounding a paranoid man, but let's be honest, we're all here for the catchy hook chorus by Michael Jackson.


While I will admit the Nightmare On Elm Street themed song from DJ Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince is far superior to the Fat Boys Are You Ready For Freddy, the big guys get extra points for the inclusion of the man himself in the video. Not only does Freddy "Robert England" Krueger appear in the video, but he knocks out a boss rap. This was all made possible by the song being written as the theme for A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master.


The video for Lou Gramm's Lost In The Shadows from The Lost Boys film may not have much going on for it, but the song itself is wicked sweet! It remains one of my all-time favorites to this day, along with the film itself.


It's 1984, and you've got ghosts in your house. Who you gonna call? Ray Parker Jr. not only delivered a catchy tune that took over the world but wrapped it all up in a music video that was both edgy for the adults, and fun for the kids. If nothing else, it remains a staple of the 80's.


We all knew Michael Jackson's Thriller would be on here somewhere, and I bet you thought it would be number one. Nope, not for me. In fact, when I initially wrote my list, I had it in sixth place. The only reason it eventually landed here was because I regraded everything after reevaluating things as music videos, and not the songs themselves. Otherwise, this list would have been very different. But, here you go. Thriller.


Michael still gets the number one spot, but he has to share it with his brothers. For me, The Jacksons Torture is not only a far superior song, but the music video is awesome! I dig the extended intro, and visually, its creepy, fun, and a great story all blended together.


While I hope you enjoyed my list, I more so hope you enjoyed watching the music videos, as that was the point of all of this. Either way, happy Halloween!

Click "HERE" to go back to the home page. For more posts related to this one, please click the labels below.

Retro Spins: Gen X - Kiss Me Deadly

   

Before we start: A lot of changes have been occurring for me both personally and professionally as of late, which are taking up a good chunk of my time. This is necessitating I pull my focus away from things I'd rather be doing, such as this blog. While I hope to keep up with daily Retro Spins, the reality is that this may not be a feasible goal. If you see a sudden drop off in posts, it's not because I wanted to stop, but rather that other matters simply took over my time.

Before the snarling one stepped out into the spotlight in the 80's, Billy Idol was fronting Generation X, the English punk band formed in London in 1976 with Derwood Andrews, Tony James, and John Towe. Unfortunately, the latter would be asked to leave over his playing style and be replaced by Mark Laff.

They released their self-titled debut in 1978 on Chrysalis and followed suit with 1979's Valley Of The Dolls. Both would perform fairly well in the UK. However, Idol would seem to only benefit from this, as the label would fly him around to promote the records, leaving the remainder of the band behind.

Despite chart success, their label grew increasingly unhappy that they money they were investing was not resulting in hits. They informed the band that if their next single failed that they would be dropped.

Work would commence on a new album, but during these sessions, both Andrews, and Laff would quit. Ultimately, this led to the album being aborted, and shelved. Idol and James would reform as the newly branded Gen X and commence work on what would become 1981's Kiss Me Deadly. Though they would disband after its release.

The irony is that Kiss Me Deadly contained the exact same tune which Idol would eventually take to number twenty-seven on the Billboard Hot Dance Club Play charts, Dancing With Myself. Albeit in its original form, which truthfully doesn't sound all that different from the re-recorded solo version.

It's great hearing young Billy, and taking in some of the roots that ultimately led to his massive solo success. Candidly, I don't understand how this album was unsuccessful. I think it's on par with any of his earlier solo work and in addition to the above, features a handful of standout tracks. For me, these were Untouchables, and Heavens Inside.

Is it an amazing? No. But were any of his solo album's magnum opus pieces?

Billy would pack up and leave London for New York, where he took the MTV generation by storm, releasing several hit records, and causing waves through controversy and publicized legal troubles. The bad boy of punk was leading the scene in America and becoming incredibly successful (and rich) in the process.

As for the aborted Generation X album, it would eventually see the light in 1998, released as K.M.D. – Sweet Revenge. Further, the band would reunite in 1993 to perform for a single night at London's Astoria Theatre.

Click "HERE" to go back to the home page. For more posts related to this one, please click the labels below.

Disclaimer: They Toy Box does not endorse or contribute to piracy. Retro Spins posts are intended for educational and entertainment purposes only. None of the music discussed here is available for sale, downloading or distribution.

And now, 31 Days Of Halloween!

You've made it through October, hopefully watching several horror films. But, now it's time to 


















Comics Corner: The Amazing Spider-Man 321

   

Title: The Amazing Spider-Man
Issue Number: 321
Release Date: Early October 1989

Highlights

  • First appearance of The Protectors
  • Todd McFarlane hid one spider on the cover, can you find it?
  • The story opens with Paladin and Spider-Man deep in battle with the Life Foundation at one of their shipping yards
    • Paladin struggles to tip over a train car to block their path, which Spider-Man obliges with the simple flick of a finger
  • Paladin secures the needed files from the yard, and as the two go their separate ways
  • Reference is made to The Amazing Spider-Man 299
  • At the Life Foundation Headquarters, the menacing men decide to unleash a new defense method, and initiate The Protectors
  • Peter comes clean with Aunt May that he overheard her conversation with the doctor about her heart disease (from The Amazing Spider-Man 320)
    • She tells him that it's actually Nathan Lubensky who has the issue
    • She tells Peter that he will always have a home with her, but in wanting to make his final days peaceful, she's considering closing down her home to everyone else
  • That night, Mary Jane tells Peter she's auditioning for a soap opera, and reminds him they're helping the Osborn's move over the weekend
    • The Osborn's offer Peter and Mary Jane the opportunity to live on the top floor loft of their building
    • They accept
  • Silver Sable pilots a glider towards the discovered Life Foundation base in North Jersey, programming it crash in the river while her, Paladin, and Spider-Man jump out to safety
  • The Life Foundation are building a shopping mall underground, with the intentions of finding rich yuppies to pay to be there when society collapses
  • We learn The Protectors are mercenaries who were altered surgically to make them stronger, and subservient to the Life Foundation
    • As the battle ensues, Silver Sable crashes into the main control room, and injects Chakane with something that allows her to question him
    • She learns an assassin has been hired to kill the king of Symkaria during the King's Silver Jubilation
    • She tells Paladin and Spider-Man that she needs to be on her way there, but Paladin says he has another job
    • Spider-Man agrees to go for a thousand dollars
  • Did you find the hidden spider?
    • It's located in the smoke next to Silver Sable's left arm
  • Todd hid two Felix the Cat images in this issue, three if you count one that shows up twice in continuity
    • The first (and second) is on a portrait hung above Peter and Mary Jane's bed
    • The last is under Peter's left arm as he sits on the couch
 
Low Points
  • I guess we're not going to worry about the cliffhanger ending of The Spectacular Spider-Man 155 with Spidey aboard a helicopter wanting to find Joe Robertson and Tombstone who both fell out of it when Joe grabbed the villain during a prison escape
Oddities
  • None
Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)



Click "HERE" to go back to the home page. For more posts related to this one, please click the labels below.

Retro Spins: Dokken - Back For The Attack

   

Before we start: A lot of changes have been occurring for me both personally and professionally as of late, which are taking up a good chunk of my time. This is necessitating I pull my focus away from things I'd rather be doing, such as this blog. While I hope to keep up with daily Retro Spins, the reality is that this may not be a feasible goal. If you see a sudden drop off in posts, it's not because I wanted to stop, but rather that other matters simply took over my time.

Following a tour with Scorpions to support their 1985 released Under Lock And Key, Dokken returned to the studio to record the single, Dream Warriors (1986) for the third installment in the A Nightmare On Elm Street franchise. It would help them to finally garner some attention in the UK. This would be followed by a six-month break before they began work on what would become their final 80's album, 1987's Back For The Attack. The aforementioned single would be among the tracks included on the album.

Back For The Attack would become their third and final platinum album, peaking at number thirteen on the Billboard 200. Further, it would be their first, and only album, to peak in Sweeden, Switzerland, and the UK, reaching nineteen, twenty-five, and ninety-six, respectively.

Let's just jump into this and get it done and over with. Yes, it's another mediocre Dokken album, with the exception of one standout track, Heaven Sent.

You know, I should have seen this coming. When I told a co-worker of mine, who's a massive metal fan, that I would be listening to Dokken, he gave me a funny look. He would state that he didn't know much about the band, and in hindsight, I can see why. They never really made all that big a wave to garner the attention of most heavy metal fans.

At the end of it all, I'll say that their music was okay, but as I've relatively said over and over since going through their 80's discography, nothing spectacular. The biggest takeaway from all of their albums continues to be the thunderous guitar solos of George Lynch. Even then, when it's all said and done, I doubt I'll be going back to any of their tunes.

Dokken signed on to be one of the headliners at the 1988 Monsters Of Rock festival. However, this would prove to be the final nail in the coffin for them. The band would be overshadowed each night by Metallica, who took the stage before them, leaving Don to proclaim that he felt like his band was The Monkees in comparison, outdated, outplayed.

Internal fighting ballooned, with bandmates bickering over egos, control, and finances. Though they would professionally complete their tour on July 30, 1988, by March of 1989, they formally broke up. As people went on to other projects, Don planned to record and release the next Dokken album, Up From The Ashes. That is until all the other band members sued him. A judge would rule that neither side could use the name "Dokken" without each other, forcing Don to release the album as Don Dokken.

Don began work on his second solo album in 1994. However, somehow be convinced to work with George Lynch, Jeff Pilson, and Mick Brown to release a new Dokken album. This came with a deal from Columbia Records who released 1995's Dysfunction. Unfortunately, tensions between Don and George immediately resurfaced, and after a botched live event where Lynch walked out prior to it, forcing rehearsal footage to be broadcast instead, Columbia dropped them.

Dokken would manage to stay together, and even obtain a new label, CMC International. However, for their 1997 released Shadowlife, Lynch would take complete control of the project, change their musical style, and even change the band's logo. It's considered the bands worst album among fans, and Don would go on to state that he felt George was actively trying to destroy the band with the album. Lynch would ultimately be fired for this, replaced by Reb Beach for 1999's Erase The Slate.

Reb would be unable to commit to the band long term and be replaced by John Norum for 2002's Long Way Home. However, by this point, Pilson had also departed, sick of the ongoing internal tensions of the band, and simply tired of playing the same music over and over. He would be replaced by Barry Sparks.

Norum wouldn't last long either. Suffering a hand injury which impeded his playing, he'd be replaced on tour by Alex De Rosso. Unfortuantely, Rosso would lose his Visa and be forced to return to Italy. Jon Levin would then step in for 2004's Hell To Pay. The lineup of Don, Levin, Sparks and Brown would also release 2008's Lightning Strikes Again.

Sparks would leave in 2009 to focus on other projects, with Sean McNabb taking up base for 2012's Broken Bones. What's interesting to note is that while Mick Brown is credited on this album, he actually didn't play on it. Rather, drumming was handled by Jimmy DeGrasso. Though Brown would continue to tour with the band, he retired in 2019.

Prior to this, the lineup of Don, Lynch, Pilson, and Brown partook in a series of reunion shows throughout 2016. However, none, other than Don, would appear on Dokken's forthcoming, and last studio album to date, Heaven Comes Down (2023). While Levin returned for guitars, Chris McCarvill would be added on bass, and BJ Zampa on drums. This is the lineup which remains on tour to date.

Click "HERE" to go back to the home page. For more posts related to this one, please click the labels below.

Disclaimer: They Toy Box does not endorse or contribute to piracy. Retro Spins posts are intended for educational and entertainment purposes only. None of the music discussed here is available for sale, downloading or distribution.

And now, 31 Days Of Halloween!










Comics Corner: The Spectacular Spider-Man 155

   

Title: The Spectacular Spider-Man
Issue Number: 155
Release Date: October 1989

Highlights

  • First appearance of Otto
  • Spider-Man is infiltrating Lewisburg Federal Prison, on a mission to see Robbie Robertson after receiving a call from his son, Randy
  • It turns out to be a trap
    • Tombstone has orchestrated the entire thing, and when he attacks the web spinner, Robbie injects Spidey with something that knocks him out
  • Aunt May and Mary Jane head to the Parish House for a night of Bingo
    • Bingo isn't in session, instead it's a meeting for Senior Citizens For Service
  • Harry Osborn offers Flash Thompson the job of construction manager for his factory rebuild
    • As the two talk, Black Cat sneaks in the background, back in her original costume
  • Tombstone has a plan to escape prison, using Spider-Man to do so, but first, he roughs him up
    • One of the prison guards, Otto, is also in on the plan
  • Spidey asks Robbie why he's helping Tombstone, and learns that the man is, and has always been, afraid of him
  • Helicopters storm the prison, and the prison break commences
    • Otto tells the officers to hold their fire because the prisoners have Spider-Man hostage
  • Spidey recovers from the injection, and busts out of his chains, fighting back, but his web shooters are damaged
    • Tombstone makes a b-line for the chopper, pulling Robbie in tow
  • As Tombstone tries to knock Spidey off the chopper, Robbie musters his courage, grabs him from behind, and they both fall out from a decent height
    • Spider-Man demands the pilot circle back in a cliffhanger ending
Low Points
  • None
Oddities
  • What does Flash Thompson know about construction management?
Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)



Click "HERE" to go back to the home page. For more posts related to this one, please click the labels below.

Retro Spins: Dokken - Under Lock And Key

     

Before we start: A lot of changes have been occurring for me both personally and professionally as of late, which are taking up a good chunk of my time. This is necessitating I pull my focus away from things I'd rather be doing, such as this blog. While I hope to keep up with daily Retro Spins, the reality is that this may not be a feasible goal. If you see a sudden drop off in posts, it's not because I wanted to stop, but rather that other matters simply took over my time.

Since the inception of Dokken, the relationship between Don Dokken and George Lynch had been a volatile one, with both fighting for control, while clashing over egos. It's what drove them to push their music further and further, leading to their massive success.

The recording sessions for what would become Under Lock And Key were no different, with the two continuing their feud. To help ease the tensions, the band made a decision to credit all album tracks to Dokken, versus individuals.

Under Lock And Key would become their second platinum record, scoring better on the Billboard 200 by reaching number thirty-two. It has since gone on to be noted on Rolling Stone's 50 Greatest Hair Metal Albums of All Time (number twenty-one), and Metal Rules Top 50 Glam Metal Albums (number eleven).

As for me, it's the first Dokken album I actually bought. At the time, it was because of a song I came across while perusing the internet for "new" 80's songs. However, when I first fired up the album, I couldn't for the life of me remember what that song was. Playing through it, I think it may have been In My Dreams, which would be terrible because it's not a good song.

My biggest problem so far with the band has been that everything is simply just mediocre. Sure, I managed to pull out one noteworthy track, Don't Lie To Me, but even as I type this, I couldn't honestly tell you how it went. There's just no amazing material that makes anything memorable. It's okay music, it's just not great.

I have one more Dokken album to go, 1987's Back For The Attack. Candidly, I'm not expecting anything from it. But I'll find out tomorrow if the juice was worth the squeeze.

Click "HERE" to go back to the home page. For more posts related to this one, please click the labels below.

Disclaimer: They Toy Box does not endorse or contribute to piracy. Retro Spins posts are intended for educational and entertainment purposes only. None of the music discussed here is available for sale, downloading or distribution.

And now, 31 Days Of Halloween!













Retro Spins: Dokken - Tooth And Nail

   

Before we start: A lot of changes have been occurring for me both personally and professionally as of late, which are taking up a good chunk of my time. This is necessitating I pull my focus away from things I'd rather be doing, such as this blog. While I hope to keep up with daily Retro Spins, the reality is that this may not be a feasible goal. If you see a sudden drop off in posts, it's not because I wanted to stop, but rather that other matters simply took over my time.

With a lackluster debut album, and ongoing rotations of band members since its inception, Dokken was not in a solid position in the industry. Original bassist, Juan Croucier, who had quit and come back, once again departed. Further guitarist, George Lynch quit and rejoined multiple times. Fortunately, his final rejoining would be his last, and he'd stick with the band from that point on.

If that weren't problem enough, Elektra Records, who initially agreed to distribute the band in the USA was on the cusp of dropping them based on lackluster sales of their first album. It was only through their management group, Q Prime, that the label would be convinced to finance a second record.

The guys worked diligently to write upwards of twenty-five songs for consideration on the album, which would be whittled down and selected with the help of Elektra's chosen producer, Tom Werman. Unfortunately, Werman didn't work well with sound engineer, Geoff Workman, leading to constant arguments. The toxicity of recording session was only impacted further by George Lync and Don Dokken's egos clashing with each other, fueled by cocaine and alcohol abuse.

Though Werman tried to control the two by setting them on separate recording schedules, things came to a violent end between him and Lynch when the guitarist physically rejected the producer's suggestions for how some of his work should be laid down. Over it all, Werman quit on the spot, and left on family vacation with his wife and kids.

Leading up to the initial recording sessions, and Werman being selected, Don had proposed Michael Wagener as the album's producer. However, the band rejected this request. When it was brought up again as a suggestion when Werman departed, they once again denied this, leaving the singer to go directly to the label and beg them to intervene. Werman would be brought in to work with Don, with Roy Thomas Baker also being hired to keep the rest of the band in check.

Things would ultimately pay off. Tooth And Nail would pay off as the band's breakthrough album, going platinum in the USA, and peaking at number forty-nine on the Billboard 200.

Playing through it, my sentiments echo that of their debut, wherein the music is good, led mostly by Lynch's amazing solos on each track, and followed closely by the unique harmonizing of the vocals. It's a solid playthrough, and time well spent.

The standout tracks would be the awesome instrumental intro, Without Warning, and the power ballad, Alone Again. The latter is something I find odd to be admitting since I'm not typically a fan of ballads. As for the remainder of the album, it's good, but I'm not going to say it's the greatest thing I've ever heard, and everyone should check this one out. However, if you're a fan of hard rock / 80's metal, then sure, this one could be for you.

I'm still all in on Dokken, eager to continue my trip through their 80's discography, with the next stop being 1985's Under Lock And Key, the first album I actually picked up from them. What's funny is I can't actually remember what song off of it led me to even buy it. Oh well, maybe it will hit me when I play through it.

Click "HERE" to go back to the home page. For more posts related to this one, please click the labels below.

Disclaimer: They Toy Box does not endorse or contribute to piracy. Retro Spins posts are intended for educational and entertainment purposes only. None of the music discussed here is available for sale, downloading or distribution.

And now, 31 Days Of Halloween!