It's A Rock!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!


I seriously had to check my calendar to see if April 1st had come early this year. Kathleen Kennedy's Star Wars unveils its latest powerhouse character...

...And it's a stupid rock!

Yes, for serious and for real. The fledgling High Republic series introduces you to Geode. A character as unimaginative as it can get. Even after reading up on this, I still can't believe how void of creativity the company which once led innovation in the film industry has become.

Is this seriously the best idea someone was able to come up with? A rock? So sad. R.I.P. Star Wars. R.I.P.

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  1. Don't underestimate the rock. It's been Charlie Brown's Halloween nemesis for decades.

  2. I finished Light of the Jedi and I'm almost done with a Test of Courage and haven't stumbled across Geode yet. I think he appears in Claudia Gray's book which is in my pile to read. A Test of Courage isn't bad so far (it's a standard young adult novel) but Light of the Jedi was excellent. I'm enjoying this era and I'm curious to see who or what Geode is. It makes me think of Groot for some reason.

    1. You are the first person I have heard say anything positive about this series.