The Toy Box Mediocre Monthly Subscription Box You Buy Now Fun Pack!

I came across a new "blog" the other day and was floored to see this site had its own monthly subscription box. It was brilliant. It never would have dawned on me that so many suckers readers would be easily persuaded into buying a box full of my garbage on a monthly basis. Yet it seemed so stupid on my own part to have not realized this sooner. Between all my trips to fast food restaurants, Dollar Stores and in general rummaging through other people's garbage in the dead of night I accumulate crap left and right which I otherwise would have thrown into a box in the attic.

Now that I know people are willing to pay for this, I offer for the first time here at The Toy Box; "The Toy Box Mediocre Monthly Subscription Box You Buy Now Fun Pack!" Because I want to test the waters (so to speak), this first box will be a one shot. Meaning once it's gone, it's gone. As such, I do need to ask a premium for it. However, keep in mind that your one time payment of $25,000.00 will not also ensure you get this fantastic box (details below), but also pave and fund the way for future boxes of worthless stuff I can sell to other people.

I know, you can't wait. What's in the first box you keep asking. Check it...

Wow! Look at all of that goodness! Let me break it down for you since the picture really doesn't  truly paint the picture of all this amazing stuff!

  • One EMPTY Funko Pop! Mystery Box - The Mystery is why anyone would blind buy $15.00 boxes.
  • A Packet of Hunt's Ketchup - Mmm! You can put it on anything!
  • A Penny - That's real American money! Now this box is truly valuable!
  • An Open and Stale Package of Reese's Sticks - Hey, just because I didn't like them doesn't mean you won't!
  • A Used Tissue - That's Nose-Talgic!
  • A Ripped From Vinyl Copy of Kidd Video: The Hits? - Eleven original songs from the short lived Saturday morning cartoon! Groovy!

I'm such a great guy that for your low, low payment of $25K I'll even ship all of this stuff to you for free. Unfortunately though I only ship to the USA.

Want to own this one of a kind box? Leave a comment with your name and contact information and I will get in touch with you right away!

Until then, Happy April Fool's Day!

Click "HERE" to go back to the home page. For more posts related to this one, please click the labels below.


  1. I've been looking for a way to blow the loads of Google adsense money I was making! This looks like it...wait a minute...This is a joke? Harummph. I say good day, sir. Good day!

  2. Ok this was pretty funny and much better than my April Fool's post lol. Good Work!

    1. Anyone can make my April Fool's a reality for $25K.