Retro Spins: Kim Wilde - Kim Wilde



Kim Wilde
Kim Wilde
1981

Welcome back to another Retro Spins - My second to be exact.

Last week I listened to Survivor's Eye of the Tiger, which turned out to be a fantastic bit of tunes with four new tracks making their way to my IPOD shuffle.

Sadly, Kim Wilde didn't fare as well.

Kim's self-titled debut album from June of 1981 is all over the place in terms of music styles. You get solid rock tracks, pop, a splash of punk, even a dash of Caribbean and of course slow ballads. Unfortunately, this mix match of styles doesn't allow the album to flow as smoothly as it could. Just as you're getting into a certain style the tone changes and you find yourself readjusting only to rinse and repeat.

The album is notable for its singles Kids in America and Chequered Love. Kids in America hit the charts in May of 1982 - Almost a full year after the album's initial release, but despite climbing the charts throughout the weeks never pulled its way to number one in this year. The latter track while a popular single among fans never managed to pique on the charts.

I will give the album a thumbs up for not only its two tracks noted above, but also Water on Glass and You'll Never Be So Wrong which got added to the IPOD shuffle during the Retro Spins listening session. They're not as catchy as Kids or Chequered, but they're decent tunes which I could listen to a couple more times.

Overall, though, this is not one of my favorite albums. It has some good tracks, but due to the consistent changing music styles it makes it a little difficult to get into it.

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Super Stars (Ertl)



Super Stars
Ertl
1981 - 1982

Remember that time Ertl tried to get into the action figure game with their Super Stars line? You know the one that featured three random actors and two NASCAR drivers?

Well, it wouldn't be surprising if many of you didn't actually know. Ertl's attempt at die-cast metal figures fell rather flat when introduced in 1981. The line pretty much tanked the moment it hit toy isle shelves, and was quickly bustled to clearance bins in the middle of the store.

Bandit*Colt*Rocky

Darrell Waltrip*Richard Petty

Though it's always great to produce an action figure carrying case when you have a massive toy line to accompany it, it's never really good marketing to do so right out of the starting gate. It's even worse when said case holds twenty-four figures, and your line only lasted for five.

This is clearly a case (no pun intended) of Ertl marketing and development saying, "Let's just produce something fast and cheap because we can". The case is literally nothing more than the same die cast car case from Ertl's Dukes of Hazzard line with a new sticker slapped on the front.

Super Stars Carrying Case

Mind you, we're by no means saying the Super Stars line was a bad one. These are great figures, and if you're looking for these particular characters / people, this is definitely your venue for that. For die cast metal, the sculpts aren't bad at all, and the paint jobs are fairly solid. Granted, they are prone to flaking / chipping if handled too much - Much like any die cast car. Again though, these aren't terrible.

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8 Bit Junction: Zelda 2 - The Adventure of Link



Welcome to yet another new segment here at The Toy Box. Today starts the new weekly roll out of 8 Bit Junction!

8 Bit Junction will go down memory lane and share a story behind a game from my past which hit so hard on my young (or adult) mind that it shaped the way I looked at video games. Now, before I get started on my first of many entries to come, don't let the name fool you. 8 Bit Junction, while catchy in its title, is by no means going to be limited to the realm of 8 bit games. I'll touch on all types of games, generations and genres.

For my first entry, I'm turning the clock back to 1987. I was spending the night at a friend's house and we were left alone by his parents who were most likely out on a date night. Parents could do that back then - You know, leave kids at home alone and go out.

Unlike most visits to said friend's house which often times lead to playing some form of mock sword or war game outside in his yard, we spent the day indoors. Why? Because he had gotten not only a brand new game for his NES, but also an NES Advantage!

The game? Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link.

This was by no means my first Nintendo game ever played, but yet it felt like an all new experience when the cartridge was fired up. As I watched my friend start off our session, I thought, "This is kind of stupid. You're a teeny little blob on the screen, can't swing your sword, can't...oh wait a minute..." That's when he got "hit" by an enemy on the Overworld and was transported to a side scrolling screen filled with jellies jumping at him.

Admittedly, Link's sword had gotten a little puny since his last adventure, but still, this was cool. As I watched him delve into dark caverns and then eventually back out the way he came to a town the game took another exciting twist - Magic powers! Link was no stranger to gizmos and gadgets in his first adventure, but now he could cast spells too? Wow!

As we alternated back and forth that night taking turns at the helm as we pushed forward through dungeon after dungeon - Some more efficiently than others, we soon learned that not only were Link's lives limited, but so too was the option to continue. Thank goodness the game had its own battery pack for saving periodically.

Though we didn't finish the game that evening - Far from it - I later received my own copy of the game (well, my brother and I did to be exact) and throughout many play sessions honed my skills at the game. With a little help from Nintendo Power, I also learned of all the heart / magic container and extra man locations.

Then I got even smarter. While playing one day I made note that while difficult, the Bubbles were not only killable, but yielded a fair amount of XP. Not only that, but there was one right in the first dungeon. Hmm...So if I kill it, enter and exit the screen...WOW! The Bubble was back! You know where I'm going with this. Before I even beat the first dungeon I grind-ed out every last bit of XP needed to max health, attack and magic. This meant every dungeon I beat would garner 9,000 XP which equated to an extra life. Now I was a pro at the game, and boy was it easy to get through the first few dungeons and nab the coveted hammer.

It wasn't long after that I beat the game for my first of many times. I got so proficient at it that to this day I get through the entire thing with one life - Because yep, I still grind out all the XP on the first Bubble I find in the first dungeon.

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Painted Memories: Raspberry



As you've seen lately, I've been trying out some new things here at The Toy Box. Loose toy showcases, Retro Spins and another new segment, Painted Memories.

For those of you who know me personally, you know one of my passions is drawing, painting and in general being creative. As such, I've decided to incorporate this love into The Toy Box in an ongoing effort to provide more content.

Painted Memories is a simple concept. It's a digital painting I've recently created based on pop culture. There will be minimal text (with the exception of this first one) because the concept will be to invoke your own thoughts, memories and stories in the comment section. So please, share whatever comes to mind with each weekly image. I'll be adding my own thoughts there as well.

You'll also notice a theme to the "series" which is best summed up as blue. Rather than paint these pictures on traditional white digital canvases, I opted to customize my own blue color. I was skeptical at first, but then by the time I got to the fourth one I found I was achieving what I was looking for. See, the reason these are all designed with blue as the canvas is because I wanted the series to flow. I also wanted you to be able to look at it and say, "That's from The Toy Box series, Painted Memories." Much like any of your favorite artists, I wanted to be one of those who when you look at it you just know it's mine. Hopefully you too will start to see this as the series unfolds each week - Thursday to be exact.

Let's jump into the first one. 


Please share your own thoughts, memories and stories in the comment section.

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A Final Visit To Toys R' Us



My girlfriend and I took one final trip to Toys R' Us on Easter Sunday. Not because we wanted to buy anything, but rather to do one final lap around the toy isles before saying farewell to a store we had visited so many times over the past couple decades.

This particular location was special to me because I actually helped build and open it when I was a teenager. I remember assembling the shelves, opening all those cases of toys to stock the shelves for the first time and the mad dash of customers who flooded the place on opening day - You literally couldn't move in there with how many people showed up for the grand opening. It was an experience I've never had again to date in my life. Mainly because my days of working retail are long behind me - and hopefully stay that way.

It was honestly a little sad to see the store in such disarray as it was. My girlfriend commented, "There's nothing here to buy." To which I responded, "That's been the problem for a long time." A sad yet true statement. Toys R' Us hadn't been a fun place to shop since the 80's - At least for me.

What was interesting was the amount of people shopping. With signs of 5% and 10% off everything in the store you would have thought it was Christmas time with how packed the place was. Did people honestly think this minimal discount made the store suddenly the best place in the world to shop?

I'll put it in perspective for you.

I saw a copy of Justice League on DVD, and while I briefly considered picking it up, when I did the math it was a whopping $2.00 off. Target would beat that deal any day just by putting the disc on sale - Which it most assuredly will in the near future. The point being, it was odd that so many people were ravaging the place with a mentality of some form of savings when the reality was the average person would only save a couple bucks.

I have to say I was a little disappointed in an answer I got from the manager when I saw a vinyl sign I was hoping to take home. The sign had the Toys R' Us logo on it and underneath that it said, "The world's greatest toy store." I wanted to grab this for my toy room and was really put off when the manager told me I could come back on the last day the store was open as they would be "selling" all of this stuff then.

Really? Selling it? On any given day the store wasn't going out of business this kind of sign would end up in the trash once they were done with it. Now all of a sudden I have to pay for it? Pass. I don't want it that badly.

It honestly put into perspective the continuous problems the company has had with building quality customer relationships. It was also my queue to leave.

However, I won't let this poor experience (one of many) at Toys R' Us soil the fond memories I have as a child wandering down isles packed to capacity with Star Wars, G.I. Joe, He-Man, Transfomers and so many other iconic toys.

As a final note to this post, I'll share some photos of the isles for no other reason than one last look at the store and to potentially capture a snapshot of history for someone who stumbles across this website twenty years from now.





















This was by far Toys R' Us at its best, but it was still a place where a kid (or adult) could be a kid.

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Revisiting A Classic Cartoon



I picked up a sweet new DVD set last week and have finally gotten a chance to crack it open. I'm talking about COPS!...'n Crooks.

I picked up the compete series off ebay for relatively cheap after sitting down to a few episodes on Youtube. I was really surprised to see how well the show stood up to the test of time. The episodes were fantastically animated, had a well rounded spectrum of voice actors and most importantly had fun stories. I'm really excited to add this series to my collection of classic 80's cartoons and even more excited to watch the entire series from start to finish. I'm of course on episode one of sixty-five, so I have a ways to go.

On a side note, the DVD set appears to have come with a digital download code which gives you access to the entire series. If anyone wants this code as well as the directions for...I don't know, downloading it or however you gain access to it then let me know. Otherwise the code will just go to waste. It appears to be valid until December 31, 2018 (to use). To get the code drop me a comment with your e-mail address - Which I won't publish. I'll reach out and send the details.

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Retro Spins: Survivor - Eye of the Tiger



Welcome to a new segment here at The Toy Box which I'm calling Retro Spins. What is that, you ask? Well, I'm glad you did!

As many of you know, I have a lot of CDs from the 80's. The problem with this is...well, I can't honestly say I've listed to all of them from start to finish. For a lot of them I've simply pulled my known / favorites from the albums and slapped them on my IPOD. However, how much good music am I missing by doing this? How many fantastic songs do I not know?

That's the point of Retro Spins. I'm going to take one CD each week and listen to it from start to finish and then share my very bias opinion about it. I will admit, I'm not easily amused when it comes to music. I either love it or hate it.

So, let's dive into the first of what will hopefully be many Retro Spins to come.

Survivor
Eye of the Tiger
1982

Survivor hit the map hard with the song Eye of the Tiger in June of 1982 (entering the charts at number 73) when it was featured in Sylvester Stallone's Rocky III (released May 23, 1982). Granted the song had been available for a few months already having been released on the Survivor album of the same name in February. However, it took being featured in the film to really get recognition.

Like Rocky, the song fought its way from its very low chart entry on a weekly basis all the way to the number one spot by July 24, 1982. It remained there for six weeks before dropping to number two and eventually further down the charts. By November of that same year the song had fallen of the charts completely. 

The album itself comes out swinging like a fighter with its first track Eye of the Tiger. However, by track two it shifts back into the standard sound of the band, and the remainder of the album plays out more so like a series of rock ballads - Most of which profess love or relationships in one way or the other.

It's by no means terrible. In fact, the album, as a whole, plays out rather nicely with each track seamlessly fitting in where the last left off.

I heard some catchy tunes during my play through. Out of the nine tracks, four made their way to my IPOD. Of course, Eye of the Tiger was one, with the three others being Feels Like Love, The One That Really Matters and I'm Not That Man Anymore. I'm still up in the air on Hesitation Dance.

I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised with Survivor's Eye of the Tiger. As a whole it's a pretty darn good album.

I hope you enjoyed this first post. My goal is to share a new Retro Spins every Tuesday.

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Classic Silver Age (DC Direct)



Classic Silver Age
DC Direct
2006

The Silver Age of DC Comics may very well be the most wackiest era of the companies history. It was during this time where characters such as Batman and Superman no longer seemed bound to their roots. A lot of times the stories went off into left field (way far left field), and we got characters such as Streaky the Supercat, and Krypto the Super Dog. Heck, sometimes we got dinosaurs showing up out of nowhere. Let's not forget the time Batman and Robin battled mummies, or Wonder Woman working at Taco Whiz. No rules seemed to apply.

Despite this, classics are classics for a reason, and the likes of Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash (and so many others) weathered the storm to maintain their status as some of the most iconic super heroes in comic book history. Thank goodness the 80's were inbound, and many of these characters got redeveloped to bring the DC Universe back in order...For a little while anyway.

In 2006, DC Direct gave the Silver Age a fine salute with its line of multipacks based on the era. Each package included two figures, and in some cases also featured pets - Which is awesome! Where else are you going to get Krpto, Streaky, Batmite and Ace the Bat-Hound? Okay, so you can get them from a couple other lines, but that's not the point.

Superman and Lois Lane
Superboy and Supergirl with Krypto and Streaky

Batman and Robin
Batgirl and The Joker

Catwoman and The Penguin
Bat-Girl and Batwoman with Batmite and Ace the Bat-Hound

Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl

Flash and Kid Flash

Green Arrow and Speedy

There are a few honorable mentions to make note of. The below figures are not part of the Classic Silver Age series, but were advertised on the back of some of the packages. Because these really wouldn't fit in their own post, we've decided to incorporate them here.

Hawkman and Hawkgirl*Aquaman and Aqualad
Shazam! and Billy Batson

Orion and Darkseid*Mister Miracle and Bad Barda with Oberon
Lobo with Cycle

If there's one thing DC does right, it's handle their properties in action figure form. All of these definitely and easily qualify as some of the best they have produced to date.

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The Toy Box Mediocre Monthly Subscription Box You Buy Now Fun Pack!



I came across a new "blog" the other day and was floored to see this site had its own monthly subscription box. It was brilliant. It never would have dawned on me that so many suckers readers would be easily persuaded into buying a box full of my garbage on a monthly basis. Yet it seemed so stupid on my own part to have not realized this sooner. Between all my trips to fast food restaurants, Dollar Stores and in general rummaging through other people's garbage in the dead of night I accumulate crap left and right which I otherwise would have thrown into a box in the attic.

Now that I know people are willing to pay for this, I offer for the first time here at The Toy Box; "The Toy Box Mediocre Monthly Subscription Box You Buy Now Fun Pack!" Because I want to test the waters (so to speak), this first box will be a one shot. Meaning once it's gone, it's gone. As such, I do need to ask a premium for it. However, keep in mind that your one time payment of $25,000.00 will not also ensure you get this fantastic box (details below), but also pave and fund the way for future boxes of worthless stuff I can sell to other people.

I know, you can't wait. What's in the first box you keep asking. Check it...


Wow! Look at all of that goodness! Let me break it down for you since the picture really doesn't  truly paint the picture of all this amazing stuff!

  • One EMPTY Funko Pop! Mystery Box - The Mystery is why anyone would blind buy $15.00 boxes.
  • A Packet of Hunt's Ketchup - Mmm! You can put it on anything!
  • A Penny - That's real American money! Now this box is truly valuable!
  • An Open and Stale Package of Reese's Sticks - Hey, just because I didn't like them doesn't mean you won't!
  • A Used Tissue - That's Nose-Talgic!
  • A Ripped From Vinyl Copy of Kidd Video: The Hits? - Eleven original songs from the short lived Saturday morning cartoon! Groovy!

I'm such a great guy that for your low, low payment of $25K I'll even ship all of this stuff to you for free. Unfortunately though I only ship to the USA.

Want to own this one of a kind box? Leave a comment with your name and contact information and I will get in touch with you right away!

Until then, Happy April Fool's Day!

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Looking For Muckman?



Are you looking for Muckman from the Nickelodeon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles line? Head to your local Ross and / or Ollies. It appears these two stores are getting all the leftover stock which never made its way from Playmate's distribution centers to retail stores and TMNT collectors are lucking out left and right on finally adding this figure to their collection.

In a recent trip to Ollies my girlfriend found not only Muckman, but also the 80's Beebop, Rocksteady and Leo along with Usagi Yojimbo and a handful of Monster Hunters. That's a heck of a find! At $5.99 she happily grabbed the one figure I was missing (80's Rocksteady) and even brought home the lone Muckman - Who is mint in the package at that.

Too bad I already had one opened for my collection otherwise I would have been grinning ear to ear to finally obtain this elusive figure...

...Which reminds me - I still have to set all of these guys up in my toy room. 


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I purposely didn't put a title on this post because I'm confident 99.9% of you will figure out what you're looking at just by the photo above.

For the remaining .01%, perhaps this photo will help you out.


If not, well let me just tell you.

Today I'm sharing my LJN Michael Jackson line from 1984. When I first set out to collect these dolls, I initially just wanted to purchase one, and then all the outfits. My vision was to put said outfits on doll rack displays and / or doll hangers in a doll closet. Unfortunately the only doll racks I could find were for dresses and the furniture was proving to be far more expensive than simply buying seven dolls to display the seven outfits. So naturally...


...I took the cheaper route.

If you look closely at the dolls, you'll notice there are actually some subtle differences between some of them. The most obvious being the height differences.


While most of the dolls stand around 11 3/4 inches high, there are some which almost top the 12 inch mark. You'll also notice a difference to the face sculpt and color - The taller version being a little chubby in the cheeks and also paler.


You may have also noticed the difference in the gloves. LJN got a little lazy during the production phases of the dolls and for what I can only presume as a cost savings measure altered the gloves to no longer include a thumb. Instead, they were just poorly designed mini cloth sacks - Lame. I think I'm going to look into replacing these ones as they simply look stupid - If I'm being blunt.

I've talked about the various outfits in my prior "boxed" post on these dolls. So I'll spare everyone the details and simply show the photos.

 Beat It (front)

 Beat It (back)

 Thriller (front)

 Thriller (back)

 Motown (front)

 Motown (back)

 American Music Awards (front)

 American Music Awards (back)

 Human Nature (front)

 Human Nature (back)

 Grammy Awards (front)

 Grammy Awards (back)

 Billie Jean (front)

Billie Jean (back)

The attention to detail in this line - Well, with the exception of some of the gloves - is immaculate. You can immediately tell which each of the outfits are (if you're a Michael Jackson fan) and the sculpt is spot on for its time.

LJN packed in a few accessories with some of the dolls - A pair of sunglasses, a microphone and stand.


 Microphone and Glasses (obviously)

 Stand

Bottom of Stand

Unfortunately, if you bought the outfits separately you got none of these accessories - Which is a shame, because some of the outfits were only available on separate cards and not with the dolls. Then again, I suppose the overall intent in the 80's was to not buy seven dolls, but rather one doll and then outfits.


In conjunction with your personal collection of Michael Jackson albums you can have hours of fun playing out your own concerts. I mean, I don't play with dolls, so I wouldn't know...Or would I?

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