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Fallout Nuka Cola Quantum and Victory (Jones Soda Co.)

 

Nuka Cola Quantum
Jones Soda Co.
2015

When Fallout 4 was on the horizon of being released, Jones Soda Co. teamed up with Bethesda  to released a limited batch of Nuka Cola Quantum. If being limited edition wasn't bad enough, Jones doubled down by making it a Target exclusive. This, of course, meant that few bottles made it to shelves, typically bought by employees who put them straight on ebay. The ones that did make it ot shelves were often bought by scalpers, who, as you probably guessed, also put them straight on ebay.

As prices of the drink immediately skyrocketed to $100.00 per bottle, most fans of the game simply gave up on getting an opportunity to try it. It was like Pepsi Perfect all over again!

For the few fans who did manage to get one of the bottles from retail, and crack it open, the general consensus was that the flavor was lacking. Many noted the berry lemonade drink tasting watered down, and chemically, and overall being overpriced, and underwhelming.

Despite this consensus this didn't stop collectors for wanting them.

Nuka Cola Victory
Jones Soda Co.
2024

Following the launch of the Amazon Prime television series, Jones returned to the world of Fallout, and released an all new limited drink, Nuka Cola Victory.

Unlike their prior entry, and despite being limited, Victory seemed a bit easier to come by. This was most likely aided by it not being exclusive to a specific store, as well as being sold directly on the brewer's website, in addition to retail stores.

This time, the soda boasted a peach mango flavor. However, and despite this, the reviews seemed to echo Quantum. Chemically was a word thrown around in various reviews, as well as artificial, underwhelming, and overpriced. On top of this, you also have the secondary market boom making a return as the scalpers gobble these up.

Once again, Jones seemed to fail in the flavor department, while also creating something that the fans would still buy anyway. While I personally own these two drinks, not being a soda drinker, I haven't tried them. As such, I can't say anything about the flavors themselves.

What I will say is that while they're unique pieces to add to one's Fallout collection, they're certainly generic in every sense of the word. I mean, let's be honest. These bottles don't replicate the look of a Nuka Cola from the game. It's just a standard bottle with a printed label on it. You could essentially make these at home, and have something just as impressive, if not better, and people have.

Nuka Cola
Getränkefeinkost
2010

An honorable mention goes to German brewer, Getränkefeinkost, who in 2010 released three different Nuka Cola flavors as a promotional counterpart to Fallout New Vegas. As word began spread, many people chalked these up to being unauthorized. With such a "weird" look to the Vault Boy, this was an easy assumption to make, but an incorrect one.


Being from Germany, this wasn't something on my radar back in 2010. Of course, nor was Fallout, if I'm being honest. As such, this wasn't a soft drink that I picked up when first released. Being that the bottles expired in 2013, and again, not being a soda drinker, these also aren't something I've tried to this day, so I also don't know what these taste like. I also cannot find any reviews of anyone who did.

Being an import in minimum quantities, these bottles don't typically sell for cheap. Further, the ones available are usually empty. I've seen empty ones sell for as much as $100.00, and full ones for much, much, much, more.

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Scoob! (Basic Fun!)

 

Scoob!
Basic Fun!
2019

Hanna-Barbara has been cranking out Scooby-Doo since the 60's, and though the original cast may no longer be supplying the voices, kids and adults for generations have been enjoying the many iterations. One of the more recent...well...true to the source material recent, was 2019's Scoob!

Sadly, the film was critically panned, and on a forty million dollar budget was a box office bomb with only twenty-eight million in revenue. Though touted as fun for kids of all ages, and some true adult fans, the overall consensus was that it just didn't do anything other than make people want to watch the original series from back in the swinging sixties.


Basic Fun, which is a toy company I've never heard of until today, secured the rights to create a line of toys based on the film. There were a series of plush, mystery boxed minis, and today's focal point, the six inch line of figures.


Most of the figures were released as two packs which featured one human character with an animal, and here's where I have my biggest issue with the series. The packaging of characters doesn't make sense. Why isn't Scooby packed with Shaggy? Why isn't Dynomutt with Blue Falcon? Why isn't Muttley with Dick Dastardly? This packaging scheme makes no sense.


The figures have extremely limited articulation, which serves to be problematic when combined with the fixed poses that were sculpted in. Bent arms are clearly meant to be in a specific pose, negating the purpose of having a joint in the shoulder to move the arms up and down. These are basic at best, and defeat the purpose of larger scale figures, which are typically developed to showcase massive amounts of detail and incorporate articulation. It's a wasted opportunity, and coupled with the movie failing to draw crowds, it's understandable why the line wasn't popular either.


For those looking to get a bigger bang for their buck, as well as figures which weren't available in the two packs, there was the deluxe collection. This was the only way to get the rest of the Mystery Inc. gang, which makes no sense. Especially since you would still have to buy all the two packs anyway to get all the other characters and animals, and I do mean all of them.

Remember how I said it didn't make sense that Shaggy and Scooby weren't packed together in the two pack, and nor were Dick Dastardy and Muttley? Well, they all come in this pack. However, since Shaggy and Dick come with different animals in the two packs, you're stuck buying them all to get a complete series.

Even as a kid this used to tick me off. Most kids don't have disposable income, and not all parents have an open wallet policy. As such, when kids are forced to get the same figure twice, this really sucks! Me personally, when I was a youngin', there was no way I was picking out a toy if it meant getting a duplicate. That would have been a wasted opportunity. Options were plentiful, and it was easy to find something on the shelf.


The line appropriately included a Mystery Machine vehicle with lights and sound. While the figures are compatible with it, it's very odd that Basic Fun sculpted it without doors that open. Well, let me rephrase. The Driver and passenger doors don't open. The rear one's do. This means that you have to jam the figures through the open windows if you want to get them inside.

Speaking of windows, the windshield wipers on the front glass are painted on, and not in any amount of effort or detail. Overall, the vehicle looks good from a distance, but not so much when you start to get into the details.

The toys feels like a cash grab hoping to coast on the success of a film which ultimately bombed. It's toys like this that make me understand why kids these days have little to no interest in playing with figures and vehicles.

It annoys me, probably more than it should, that you have to buy deluxe sets on top of all the two packs just to complete this line. This only adds to my thought of it being nothing more than a cash grab. Cash that most kids don't have. Shame on Basic Fun for doing this.

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Jay & Silent Bob Reboot


If I'm being honest, Jay & Silent Bob haven't been my thing since the 90's, back when I originally saw Clerks and Mallrats. After the duo got popular, mainstream, if you will, I lost interest. They were cool until everyone started talking about them. As such, both Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes have long since been irrelevant to me.

I think I vaguely remember the Jay & Silent Bob Reboot movie coming out, and no, I didn't bother watching it. Based on the reviews, it doesn't appear that I missed anything.

Awkward and unfunny in exceptionally long stretches, Reboot probably won't turn his diehard fans against him. But it's unlikely to win him any new converts either. - Ignatiy Vishnevetsky

A 3,000-mile drive that's almost entirely fueled by fan service...Smith basically just swings from cameo to cameo in the hopes that no one will care that his movie is short on actual scenes. - David Ehrlich

Ouch.


While rekindling my love for creating posts based on archiving toys, I came across this very short series of figures released by Diamond Select in 2019. The company only produced a figure based on Jay and Silent Bob, and I highly doubt they had any plans to expand beyond that.

Quality wise, they're on par with figures of the era. The package, however, seems bulky, and excessively large. Especially for what comes with each one. There is a ton of negative space in that bubble, and with no artwork behind it, it's rather dull, even ugly.

Though uncommon on secondary markets, there aren't too many buyers out there looking for these, or if there are, they aren't paying the asking prices. Still, I can't help but feel like these will eventually go the way of those Toy Biz video game figures. Wherein they sell for dirt cheap for years, and then suddenly explode in value. Maybe these will, maybe I'm wrong. I suppose time will tell.

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Rubik's Cube (Ideal)

 

I had one. You had one. We all had one. As children of the 80's it was impossible not to own a Rubik's Cube at some point. It was every parent's favorite educational game / toy, and a blessing on car rides in a pre handheld gaming world.

Magic Cube, or Bűvös kocka, as its original 1975 patent translates it in Hungarian, was created by Ernő Rubik, as a tool for solving the structural problem of moving the parts independently without the entire mechanism falling apart. Rubik stumbled upon the concept that he had created a puzzle box when shuffling the squares for the first time, and attempting to restore it.

The first cubes were sold in Budapest toy shops in 1977. However, it wouldn't be until Rubik met Austrian salesman, Tibor Laczi, that the small puzzle would garner its greatest success. With the approval of the inventor, Laczi took the Cube to Germany's Nuremberg Toy Fair in February 1979. It was here that it garnered the attention of Seven Towns founder Tom Kremer, who worked a deal with Ideal Toys to release Magic Cube worldwide.

Ideal wanted a name that was recognizable, and could be trademarked. It was this thought process that lead to the box being named after its inventor, and the name was officially changed in 1980. However, this wasn't until after the toy manufacturer considered other names, such as The Gordian Knot and Inca Gold.

In addition to the name change, Rubik's Cube underwent significant revisions to meet with safety regulations in the West. Part of these changes incorporated an overall lighter puzzle box. With everything in place, production began, and the first wave shipped from Hungry in May of 1980.

Though sales were mild at first, Ideal set in motion a heavy advertising campaign which pushed the toy into the spotlight across homes via daily newspapers. As sales picked up, so too did its notoriety, winning the puzzle several awards across Germany, UK, USA, and France.

By 1981, Rubik's Cube was a household name, with sales estimated at two hundred million worldwide. This year also saw the first speed championship hosted by the Guinness Book of World Records. For those who remained in the amature class, several published books regarding solving the Cube were also released to help with the puzzle.

Popularity of the toy even caught the attention of ABC Television, who secured the rights, and developed a cartoon as part of The Pac-Man / Rubik, the Amazing Cube Hour block. The series ran for one season, consisting of thirteen episodes which aired from September through December of 1983.

Sales dropped in 1982, with the New York Times reporting that the craze had died. However, this was only true in the USA. Whereas in several communist countries, demand remained high, with the toy continuing to be sought after from initial shortages. Though it is fair to say that overall sales had definitely plummeted by 1983 as compared to 1981.

Despite this, the Rubik's Cube has remained a staple item on toy shelves for decades, even seeing a revitalization in the 2000's. Championships also resumed for the first time since 1982 in 2003, and have remained a mainstay across the globe as people continue to battle for the coveted Guinness World Records title for fastest time. Feliks Zemdegs is the current title holder, solving the cube in 4.22 seconds.

As for me, I'll have to suffice for the tried and true tactic of peeling the stickers off, and unscrewing the center bit which holds it in place. I doubt I'll be winning any records going that route, but hey, I too solved the mystery of the Rubik's Cube.

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The Simpsons: A Retrospect And Home Video Release


INTROUDCTION

For a lot of us, The Simpsons have long since run their course. Personally, I don't even know anyone who watches the series these days, myself included. However, we'd be lying if we said there wasn't a time where many of us were dedicated fans, tuning in every night the series aired.

CRITICAL AND FAN RECEPTION

When it first began in 1989, the animated series was different. Not only was it a refreshing take on prime time cartoons, but to sitcoms in general. Where other shows of its time stuck to the tried and true formula of the perfect family who all got along, and could resolve all of life's problems in twenty-two minutes, The Simpsons depicted the realities of life. Where families had flaws, fought amongst each other, scrapped by financially, and rarely, if ever,  got ahead. Not only was it entertaining, but also relatable to your average viewer.


Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie delivered an animated take on real life, sprinkled with comedy, and a multitude of characters that would become household names across the globe. The world of Springfield was vast, and fleshed out, with even the most minor of characters ultimately getting a back story over the seires ongoing, and seemingly never ending run of thirty plus seasons.

The series spent its first two seasons feeling its way out, and carving its own identity. It's because of this that while there are good episodes to be found in these earlier seasons, they're not considered to be part of the prime period of the series. This honor usually goes to seasons three through eight, potentially, ten, depending on who you ask.

In the height of its popularity, The Simpsons averaged between fifteen and twenty-five million viewers (seasons one through nine), rapidly declining to eight million viewers between seasons ten and eleven. What's interesting about this dip in viewers is that it coincides with a timeline many fans these days say the series jumped the shark.



SERIES DECLINE

Episode two of season nine, The Principal and the Pauper, took everything viewers knew and loved about Principal Seymour Skinner, and threw it all out the window. While at the time it was highly rated, it has since been panned by critics and fans who pinpoint it as the starting decline of the series. Even actor Harry Shearer came forward in a 2006 interview to give his own opinion, stating he told the writers it was a bad idea, and disrespectful to the audience.

Writers moving on from the series also contributed heavily to its overall feeling of decline. Homerun hitters like John Swatrzwelder, Jon Vitti, Al Jean, Michael Price, and Conan O'Brien, just to name a few, left to pursue other opportunities, leaving new writers, many of which seemed unfamiliar with the characters, to pick up the mantle. While this isn't uncommon for a long running series, it can be problematic.

Jokes which before felt thought out, and tweaked to perfection, became fewer and further between. This often resulted in quick gags or one-liners which fell flat. Additionally, the show was heavily saturated with guest star appearances, often resulting in derailed and paper thin plots devised to shoehorn in actors and actresses, rather than deliver solid storytelling.



Viewership rose slightly with season twelve, but since then, ratings have been in steady decline. The average viewers as of 2022 were down to two million, a massive drop from the show's prime. Yet, despite this, no ends is seemingly in mind for the show which has recently been renewed through 2023.

FURTHER DECLINE

The Simpsons has always had a mainstay of diverse characters, and it could probably be said that this was something which helped it to be so multicultural. The voice actors and actresses made it a point to provide life to a range of ethnicities and races. However, in the me too movement which has taken over our world, this became problematic in 2021.

Suddenly, the actors behind the voices of  Apu, Carl, and Dr. Hibbert was taboo. Racist, if you will. Under the regime of Disney, this simply wouldn't do, and this prompted immediate change to casting. A missed opportunity if you ask me.

Rather than find a clever way to retire these personalities, and create new ones which could have introduced contemporary and diverse characters, the show simply changed the actors voicing them. This caused the fans to be split, and that is never a good thing.


Fox missed the opportunity to breath new life into the show, which in turn could have brought in a new audience. The show could have even potentially been redeveloped into The World Of Springfield, where The Simpsons themselves are no longer the show runners, and this new iteration goes on for the next thirty years under the guise of new lead characters.

PERSONAL REFLECTION

Being a young kid when it first aired, I was definitely a fan of Bart. His mischievous mindset was relatable, and his hijinks amusing. However, as I grew older, things shifted. I soon found myself favoring Homer, and actually despising Bart, who I felt needed a good spanking. It appeared that even the series runners were more so partial to The Simpsons head of household, as episodes seemed to shift focus from Bart and his antics to Homer and his struggles.

However, along the way, I also found myself invested in several other characters. Like I said above, this was helped by the overall fleshing out of the series, where even the seemingly most unimportant character suddenly got an impressive backstory.



Was it a perfect show? No, not by any means. I always felt episodes were hit or miss, even during its prime. But, it did eventually reach a point where it wasn't entertaining at all.

In writing the above sections on the show's decline and further decline, it really dawned on my where The Simpsons derailed for me. Flat jokes and guest stars aside, The Simpsons never evolved. The age of the characters today, are the same as they were when the series first launched. Nobody has moved forward. The characters have changed, but only as a product of our time, not because the characters themselves have grown in wisdom or epiphany with age.

I suppose to some, there is a comfort in that regard. Where we as people move ever forward in time, The Simpsons are locked in an era of time that stands still. I can definitely understand the appeal in that regard, and respect it, as I feel it's no different than how I collect 80's toys and music to stay forever grounded in that decade.

HOME VIDEO RELEASE

While it was no stranger to VHS home video releases during its run, leading up to the debut of season thirteen in 2001, Fox Home Entertainment began releasing the series on DVD. Up until this time, the format stayed more so geared towards movie releases, and as a result, television shows, which often needed multiple discs to capture an entire season or series, were expensive. A single season could easily cost between fifty and one hundred dollars, making them desirable to many, but too costly for some.



Fox released the first twenty seasons on DVD, as well as the movie, which falls between season eighteen and nineteen, and as time passed, these prices began to drop as DVD sales rose, making them a cheaper and more feasible format to produce. The average season fell between a more reasonable twenty and thirty dollars.

However, in 2020, Fox announced that they would cease home video releases due to sales dropping in lieu of digital downloads and streaming. While this isn't surprising, it's definitely disappointing to physical media collectors. Especially since streaming services have been known to edit content to appease the overly sensitive nature of people these days. Meaning, it's possible that the episodes in their original format could be edited out of existence if not obtained physically.

It's not impossible to think that The Simpsons would receive an ultimate home video release upon the series ending. That is of course if physical media even exists at that point. With no ending seemingly in sight, who knows if DVD's will even exist at that point.



CLOSING

There is true wisdom in Jerry Seinfeld's decision to bow out while at the height of his popularity, and at the top of the ratings. Seinfeld is remembered fondly as a classic television series. Meanwhile, The Simpsons, when it does finally end, will go out with most people saying, "It's about time." The show has long since missed its opportunity to bow out gracefully, and go out with any form of dignity and grace.

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The Big Bang Theory (Bif Bang Pow)

 

The Big Bang Theory
Big Bang Pow
2014 

When the pandemic started, and we were all relegated to house arrest, I started watching The Big Bang Theory on HBOMax. I'd never seen the show, but my boss swore to me that not only would I like it, but that these characters were all right up my alley and relatable to me.

Well, while I disagree with his assessment of them being relatable, I did end up enjoying the series quite a bit. So much so, that since working from home, I've actually watched all twelve seasons twice, and seasons one through three of Young Sheldon once. It was really good. It was one of those shows where the characters become your friends, so to speak. You're rooting for them, you want them to come out in the end, and you're sad to see them go when the series ends. I can't honestly think of a show I've ever seen, at least not off the top of my head, where I felt that way. Maybe Aqua Teens. : )

Anyway, during a moment of downtime, I thought I would track down any type of toys that may have been released based on the show. Boy was I floored when I found Bif Bang Pow's line.

This isn't the first time the company has produced a series of figures I missed that I was kind of bummed out about. The first was their fantastic Flash Gordon line. I'm still disappointed in missing that one. Those are so rare and expensive these days.

Again I'm off track...

Though the company released over twenty figures, it's unfortunate to see that eleven of them are based on Jim's Parson's Sheldon Cooper. I get that he's the star of the show, but come on. No Professor Proton, Barry Kripke, Bert Kibbler or Leslie Winkle? Blaring omissions.


Taking a closer look, some of these sculpts are really bad for some of them. Penny stands out as the worst, looking nothing like actress, Kaley Cuoco.





To round out the series, Bif Bang Pow released an exclusive SDCC wave. However, these are just the same figures all over again. This time in Star Trek uniforms. Eh, not exciting for me, but whatever. Not everything has to be for me...I guess.




The final pieces in the series were two box sets. The first was the only way that collector's could get their hands on Stuart. Unfortunately, it came packed with another Sheldon.


Last up is a four pack of the gang in their Star Trek cosplay getup. These are actually different from the above SDCC versions, and are based on their season six appearance in episode thirteen, The Bakersfield Expedition.

If you haven't seen the show, I definitely recommend it. With all the episodes currently available on HBOMax, it's a convenient way to binge watch the series. As for the toys, they're hit or miss. With the over saturation of Sheldon figures, and the poor likenesses, I'm certainly not as excited about these as I was for Bif Bang Pow's Flash Gordon line. I suppose they're not horrible though.

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The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

 

August of 1987 was a bad month for kids merchandise tie in movies. Though I have an affinity for the Dolph Lundgren Masters Of The Universe film, I can openly admit that it's widely panned as one of the worst films of all time. However, many kids who rushed to theaters on August 7th, 1987 to see He-Man may have just been getting over it's sting when August 21st rolled around, and with it, the premier of the film based on one of Topps most popular non-sports card series. I'm of course talking about The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

When it launched, the film was released in very few theaters across the USA. So few that the movie cinema in my neck of Bend, Oregon, didn't even have it. Considering how poorly the film ultimately performed, this may not have been a bad thing.

Critics were quick to pan the film, calling it, "The dumbest film of all times," and articles spread across local newspapers professing how bad it was. One critic, Harper Barnes of the St. Louis Post-Distpatch, even regales in his write up how the kids watching the film in the same showing he saw mocked the film, making comments about how dumb it was.

Though I can't find anything to confirm this, the word around my school playground at the time was that the film was yanked from theaters in just two weeks. Though it sounds feasible, in hindsight I"m not sure of the validity on that one. Like I said, the movie never even came to our movie theater. So how would any of us have known?

Film review by Harper Barnes of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch
 

Film review by Fred Lutz, the Blade's Critic at Large

News article clippings taken from GeePeeKay.com.

Before people could find out how bad the film was touted as, a special collector's edition magazine was released. Within its pages were a slew of photographs from the movie, as well as articles going behind the scenes, pin-ups and posters.


Despite its floundering in the theaters, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie eventually made its was to VHS. It's interesting to note that the film never got released on Laserdisc, the highly popular competitor during the home video wars.

In conjunction with the limited theatrical run and VHS, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie quickly garnered a strong cult following. It became one of those movies that people wanted to love because of how great the cards were, but at the same time, it served as a fantastic film for any bad movie night.

To coincide with the film's release, Curb Records released a full soundtrack on both vinyl and cassette. Though it's not a memorable album, in terms of people knowing it was even released, 80's aficionados have commented that, for the most part, it's a solid listening session. Most will also tell you to avoid the final track, "Working With Each Other," at all costs.


The album is relatively scarce these days, making it not only difficult to find, but also rather expensive. I've never seen the cassette version in the wild, and a vinyl copy can easily set you back a hundred dollars.

In addition to the full soundtrack, Curb Records also released a forty-five vinyl featuring the two tracks people site as the worst from the album; "You Can Be A Garbage Pail Kid" (Side A), and "Working With Each Other," (Side B).

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie eventually made its way to a DVD release in 2005. It's budget friendly price didn't help it to sell well, and copies were quickly shuffled to five dollar bins. These days, it can still be found for a relatively low price. While the film was showcased in a widescreen format, there were no special features included on the disc.


The film was re-released on DVD in 2012. It appears to be nothing more than a repackaging of the exact same DVD released in 2005.


With a resurgence of The Garbage Pail Kids trading cards, including numerous new series, it was only natural that a rekindled interest in the cards would transfer to a desire for the film, which was released on Blu-Ray in 2015. This time around, the film not only featured a widescreen transfer, but theatrical trailer and all new interviews with the cast and crew.


Despite missing it in theaters, I would eventually get my chance to see the film. Though I don't honestly remember when exactly it was, I can say it was either a VHS rental back in the late 80's, or when it hit one of the many channels of my dad's satellite dish. It was bad, and that's putting it lightly.

Though you would think that all things Garbage Pail Kids would have come crashing down around the 1987 film, it's interesting to note that a short lived animated series was also in the work, and scheduled to air as a Saturday morning cartoon in September. However, due to controversy to the the brand, the series was ultimately cancelled in the USA before airing. All thirteen episodes were eventually released on DVD in 2006.

In a retrospective viewing of the show, it's actually not bad, as far as a cartoon series from the 80's go. It's not mind blowing, or necessarily memorable, but it's okay.

Article from Diane Haithman of the Los Angeles Times
about the cancelled Saturday morning cartoon

A reboot film was initially talked about in 2012 by the Tornante Company, but was quickly abandoned in July of 2013 when it was reported that there was a negative reception to it. Since then, the concept has been confined to trading card sets, which continue to thrive among GPK enthusiasts.

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