It's ironic, yet timely that I would be starting a series of Rolling Stones playthrough leading up to my birthday. This is because I actually got several of these albums from my brother for my birthday several years ago. It has taken me this long to get to them.
As a band that's been around since 1962, there's a lot of history to go through, and candidly, I'm probably not the best person for that task. I mildly know of the band, and to date have only listened to their 1964 self-titled debut, and 1986's Dirty Work. Further, to go back through a sixty-four-year legacy would take well me time and posts than I'm going to dedicate to it. So instead, I'll just make up my own version based on my 80's child self-who's knowledge was limited to the then and now as it happened, or the rumors on the playground.
Michael Jackson was introduced to an already aged Mick Jagger through his friend, Freddie Mercury. The Queen lead singer let the guy crash at his house periodically, often times using him as an errand boy. It was at a recording session for the track State Of Shock, which would be included on The Jackson's 1984 Victory album, that the two would send Jagger out for sandwiches. However, two events would unfold from this seemingly every ordinary lunch run. The first is that the chicken salad sandwich which Mercury ate would see him in the bathroom the rest of the day with rolling pains and other unwanted side effects. This would lead to Jagger racing out of the studio to find more toilet paper, only to bang his toe on the doorframe. The bellowing howl he gave immediately caught the attention of Jackson, who put him in front of a microphone.
While conducting a wellness check on his friend later that week, David Bowie would get the opportunity to meet Jagger, who was also at Mercury's home, and once again serving chicken salad sandwiches. In a bizarre history repeating itself moment, the Queen singer would once again fall ill. Directed again to obtain more toilet paper, Jagger would head out, but Bowie would offer to accompany him. Rather than take a car, the two instead began skipping down the road, and dancing in the streets.
Across the road at the Twin Pines Mall was a young Marty McFly, who had come out in the night to meet his friend, Doc Brown. He happened to have a video camera with him, and when he saw the two, became fixated on them, filming the whole event. Angered by the unwanted voyeur, they would grab him and attempt to strongarm the cassette from him. It was only from a passing van of concerned Libyan nationalists who called the police that the cops arrived on-site, and the video footage eventually shared with the local news.
Despite the events, Doc Brown would take a keen interest in Jagger, taking him back in time to 1685, where they meet a young pirate named Keith Richards. They'd bring him back to 1980, form a band, and release their debut, Emotional Rescue. To ensure its success, after recording tracks, they'd travel ahead in time, confirm that the album was well received or not, make tweaks back in 1980, and craft the perfect record which would reach number one in the UK, Canada, USA, and other countries. Thus, The Rolling Stones were born!
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It's ironic how I can know little to nothing about the band, yet at the same time, playing through 1980's Emotional Rescue, it sounds exactly as I would have expected. Heavily rhythm and blues influenced, with straight up rock and roll weaved in.
On one hand, the music is generic, and kind of uninspiring. At the same time, you still want or perhaps must respect it because it's The Rolling Stones. It puts one in quite the conundrum and honestly makes it difficult to differentiate between what the good songs are, and what really aren't, but that you'll never admit lest the mob come for you.
Instead, I'll turn to the critics and let them take the flak. It turns out, in comparison, I'm not alone in my initial thoughts of the album. Ariel Swartley of Rolling Stone, the magazine, would call it formulaic, and that there was hardly a melody you hadn't already heard from them. Others would simply label it just another ordinary album from The Rolling Stones and even go so far as to say it was comprised of nothing but filler tracks. But ultimately it sold and performed well, going back to what I said earlier. It's generic, but at the same time you must respect if for who it came from.
With that said, there was actually a song on the album that prompted me wanting it. This wasn't just a checklist want. That tune was She's So Cold. I will also be flat out blunt about the title track. It's horrendous. I don't know if Jagger is channeling his inner Prince with his high falsetto vocals, but it's awful. Like actually had to skip it awful.
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