Eternia Dreams Vintage Toy Store

 

Today I had reached my limit. I was tired of sitting at home weekend after weekend and decided it was time to put all of this Covid nonsense behind me a trek out. Though one place was the agenda, two quickly became the journey. However, due to the size of this post, I'm going to have to break them up into two separate articles.

Eternia Dreams in Taneytown is a store I'd learned about from George over at G.I. Jigsaw, and since then had always said I would eventually get there. However, that day kept getting further and further away from a reality, to the point it felt like it wasn't going to happen at all. Fortunately, that was rectified today.

At a glance, Eternia Dreams is a small little shop located in the heart of a tiny town, which if you blinked you'd miss it - Both the shop and town. From the outside, it looks like there couldn't possibly be much going on to the place.

This would equally be your impression if you opened the door and took a quick scan of the place. With just a peek, Eternia Dreams could seem to not have much going on for itself. However, if you were to bail, you'd not only miss out on the amazing things sitting right in the front showroom, but an entire back side to the shop which houses more action figures than I dare say Toys R' Us had on a good day in the late 90's.

Though Eternia Dreams staff will tell you that the store focuses mainly on Masters of the Universe, in the front area of the shop you'll find a whole lot of G.I. Joe, with only a few select pieces from the MOTU line. Despite this lack of He-Man related product from your first steps in, quality is definitely at its peak. I saw not one, but two Eternia playsets (one complete in the box and one loose), as well as, several other key playsets.







Though the Joe figures felt limited to someone like me, three were certainly a lot of vehicles to choose from. Mind you, I'm not saying the figure section was bad by any means. It's just difficult for me to find ones I would particularly want based on what I already have. That's certainly no fault of the stores.



I was interested in picking up the 1982 / 1983 G.I. Joe Carry Case which was sitting on top of this shelf, but was immediately turned off by the price tag the store adhered to the sticker artwork of the case. Mind you, it wasn't the price they were asking that made me turn my nose up, but the sticker itself. I imagined all the damage that would inevitably occur trying to remove it. Definitely not the smartest place to put a price tag. Someone in this particular field should know better.

I also wanted that vintage Joe base on the far left of the shelf above and the tactical battle platform on the right, but had to remind myself that I was distancing myself from "large" toys, due to limited space.



Here's a look at those Eternia Playsets I mentioned early. Beautiful.











 

I made note of the Pop section the store had. As someone who used to be inundated with thousands of these, it was stomach churning to see them all. It was like reliving a nightmare. So glad to be Funko Pop free.





Walking out of the Funko Pop Section gives you your first look at the back room. Perspective wise, the walls hide quite a  bit of the goodness stored back there.


Numerous isles with shelf upon shelf are filled to the brim with vintage toys, all neatly organized by their respective series. You really have to see it to believe it, so take a look.




 

The vintage video game section was much smaller than I thought it would be, and rather disappointing at that. Still, this didn't stop me from looking through and finding a few NES games.


 

The figures which aren't on their original cards get bagged individually in Eternia Dreams tagged baggies. The problem here is that each one has a single hole punched in it for hanging on a peg. Meaning if you want the one in the back, you're taking the whole peg down to get to it. Bad design!













 

Their Star Wars section has quite a lot of figures in it. Unfortunately, the original vintage line is limited, and relatively incomplete (in terms of accessories).

I'm sorry to say it, but if I were ever to consider buying a 1995 and beyond Star Wars figure, I wouldn't pay more than a dollar for any of them.







I was intrigued by the Marvel / DC isle, and made it a point to look through these items a bit to see if there was anything here I wanted. There was not. I would have loved to have found a quick change Batman from the Batman Returns line, or anything from Kenner's The Dark Knight series. They had none of these.

















For a place called Eternia Dreams, it's interesting that they store most of the He-Man related items in the back. You'd think these would be front and center as the store's showpieces. If I'm being honest, I also expected to be blown away by their selection of MOTU stuff. I wasn't. The vintage stuff was mostly incomplete and the remainder was carded "new" stuff, such as, Matty Collector product and the latest Retro line.





Sorry, but this is NOT He-Man.



On a whim, I almost bought, but ended up not, one of these two Sam and Twitch two packs. Back when I collected Spawn figures, these were my favorites. It's sad to see how severely prices have dropped for this line, in general.



After rummaging around a bit, I told the person working there that I had seen on their website that they also sold comics and asked where these were. I was told that these unfortunately were not available right now, but would be soon as they were in the process of buying and installing shelving for them. Downer.

With that, I told them I was done, checked out, paid and hit the road.

Overall Eternia Dreams was okay. Definitely more 90's toy oriented than 80's. However, the selection was still pretty good. Probably my biggest disappointment with everything was that most of the toys in baggies were incomplete. That just doesn't do it for me as a toy collector. If I'm going to spend the money, I'm going to do it right and get a complete figure.

I also felt the staff really wasn't all that engaging. The person working there was friendly. Answered all my questions. However, they never interacted with me on their own volition. Everything was initiated by me. I suppose that's not a deal breaker. However, part of going to a vintage toy store is to interact with people who share the same hobby and passion as you. To talk about the toys, listen to the stories and in general feel welcome as not only a place to shop, but spend time. I didn't really get that welcoming feeling at Eternia Dreams. It felt like I was at a retail store.

To me, coming here was good for getting out of the house. However, on the same hand, I don't feel like I necessarily bought anything that I wanted or needed right away. I think the biggest take away for me was that, in all honesty, I'd rather just shop on ebay and save myself the time of not driving long distances to potentially find something I want. I'd rather just log in, find what I want at the price I'm willing to pay, and call it a day.

With that said, I'm not saying Eternia Dreams was a bad shop. Far from it. I'm sure a lot of collectors would find a lot of things here that they are interested in. Prices were fair and options were vast. Again, I just wish it was more of an interactive experience with the staff as opposed to just being left to wander through isles. Product is important, but first and foremost, a store like this has to have passion and heart. I didn't find any of that here.

But I did find this stuff...

Storm Shadow (V3) got on my radar thanks to G.I. Jo Classified's Arctic Mission Storm Shadow. Otherwise, I probably never would have added him to my want list.

General Flagg (V2), was actually not the version of this figure I wanted (I wanted V1), but I decided I would grab him while I saw him. He's a relatively annoying figure to find with his hat. This was the only complete version of the four figures I found at Eternia Dreams, all V2.


My NES collection has slowed down considerably since I initially started. There are several games I would still like to track down to complete my brother and I's childhood collection. This bundle contains three of those, Ice Hockey, Excitebike and Ghosts 'N Goblins.

Gunsmoke and Dragon Warrior II were picked up because they're super fun games to play - Even though I never owned them as a kid.






And with that, I wrap up my trip to Eternia Dreams.


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Retro Spins: Ruthless People



Ruthless People. That's the movie where Bette Middler starts out fat, and gets skinny by the end of it. Commendable, but not a very strong plot point aspect. Granted, the other half of said story is that she's been kidnapped.

In this fiendishly funny comedy from the creators of Airplane!, loathesome millionaire Sam Stone (Danny DeVito) is RUTHLESS. How ruthless? When his shrill wife Barbara (Bette Midler) is nabbed by inept kidnappers (Judge Reinhold, Helen Slater), Sam cries tears of joy...and refuses to pay the ransom. And when the abductors threaten to kill the abrasive heiress, Sam takes immediate action - he celebrates! Ruthless People. Raucous...outlandish...one of the top box office hits of the year! - Back of the original VHS

The draw to this soundtrack, for me, was the inclusion of Mick Jagger's Ruthless People (song). Mind you, I'm no big Mick Jagger fan. Not by any means. However, as a fan of 80's music, this track popped into my head one day, and the as a result, the album got added to my want list.

With contributors such as Billy Joel, Paul Young, Kool And The Gang, Bruce Springsteen, and of course, Mick Jagger, there are tracks worth checking this album out for. However, it's not limited to the big name artists for good tracks.

My personal favorites include the title track, Ruthless People from Mick Jagger, Modern Woman by Billy Joel, Where I Lay My Hat (That's My Home) by Paul Young and No Say In It by Machinations. I will give an honorable mention to Dan Hartman's Waiting To See You and Nicole McCloud's Don't You Want My Love. These weren't bad songs, but I don't know just yet if I liked them enough to add them to my shuffles.

The thing I enjoyed the most about this soundtrack is actually the memories it brought back of the film. I've only seen it once, but as the soundtrack played, I found myself remembering quite a bit of it.

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Married...With Children (Funko)



Married...With Children
Funko
2018 

Whoops. In looking at my blog today, I apparently took a vacation when it came to writing up an actual article for this one. So, in hindsight, here goes a little something to accompany it.

I actually own this set of figures, and did a write up on them before. However, for cataloging purposes, I thought I would go ahead and create a post strictly in that regard. That would be this post that you see before you.



As with Funko's MO, they've created a fantastic set up the Bundy family. However, what they've failed to do is keep things consistent with which era the figures fall in. If you look at my above noted post, I lay out just exactly what episode these characters were first seen wearing these types of clothes. Log story short, they span from season one, two, three and even six.

With that said, this is still one of my all time favorite 3 3/4 lines from Funko. I would love for them to expand on it with Steve, Marcy, Jefferson, so No Ma'am variations, Griff and even Gary. Of course, if Funko really wanted to capture my heart, they'd release Al's faithful Dodge, which was actually a Plymouth Duster.

I'm hopeful more will come from this license, but I'm doubtful it will at the same time. Still, fingers crossed.

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Hasbro Pulsecon Update: Pay For The Opportunity To Try To Get Exclusives



Just when you thought Hasbro couldn't get any dumber, they go and do something like this...I wish I could make a Dumb and Dumber reference and follow that up with, "And totally redeem themselves!" Sadly, that's not the case.

If you had an inkling of hope that you'd stand a chance of obtaining one of the San Diego Comic Con 2020 exclusives, now turned Hasbo Pulse exclusives, this year, you may want to go sit down. Hasbo has found yet another way to give you, the average collector, the finger.

It wasn't bad enough that we'd all be competing against the scalpers and other rabid fans on September 24th, 2020. Now, as it turns out, product may not even be available that day. Why? Because Hasbro is selling early access to the exclusives to anyone willing to pay $50.00 to join Hasbro Pulse Premium. With your purchase of their annual membership, you'll also get early access on September 23rd, 2020 to try and buy the exclusives.

Here in lies the next problem. That fifty dollar fee doesn't guarantee you anything in terms of the actual items. Just the opportunity to shop one day earlier. You still have to sign in, grab the item, get through checkout and get your pre-order confirmation before they sell out. Not only that, but there's no limit to how many Hasbro Pulse Premium memberships are being sold. In fact many, if not most, Hasbro Pulse customers already have a Premium account for the free shipping benefits.

"But Hasbro is limiting one (of each) exclusive per customer," you say. Okay, fine. But, simply do the math in that equation.

If there are five thousand memberships to Hasbro Pulse Premium, but only two thousand pieces of each exclusive, that still means they're going to be sold out instantly on the 23rd. In fact, I pretty much guarantee it. I'll be incredibly surprised if this isn't the case.

The only thing Hasbro is going to accomplish here is angering thousands of collectors who had no chance unless they wanted to be extorted for an extra fifty bucks. Mark my words, the internet will be ablaze on September 24th with angry rants directed at Hasbro, and Hasbro Pulsecon will be labeled an utter failure.

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In loving memory of all of the innocent people who lost their lives, and all who answered the call to help. They were the true real American heroes.


We will never forget 9/11.

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Nintendo Entertainment System (Lego)


Ah Lego. How I hate thee. Don't get me wrong. Lego has a lot of creative sets. I just don't have the patience or desire to build any of them. It's work. Annoying work. Fragile work.

A set that I was intrigued with when I saw it today at the local Lego Store was this amazing looking Nintendo Entertainment System. However, for how cool it looked, I simply lost interest in it fast. That was when I saw the price tag of $230.00. Coupled with my lack of desire to build it, I had to walk away.

Here was my biggest problem. The price may have been justifiable if it was a functional console. However, it's not. Not at all. While the television boasts a crank feature to scroll through a level, playing a physical cartridge is a no go. You could also potentially get sound effects out of the set. BUT, in order to do so, you have to have a Lego Mario figure...Which is going to cost you more money since it's only available in the Adventures of Mario starter set. Go ahead and drop another sixty dollars for that.

Lego has always been far more expensive than it really needs to be, and the bottom line is that it's driven by greed. Lego knows customers will pay up, so what is their incentive to lower prices?

Hear me out.

In business, a standard line of profit is considered ten percent. High profit is twenty percent and low profit is five percent. Lego not only collects higher than the standard ten percent profit, but in most cases, exceeds high profits at a whopping twenty-five percent profit margin per set. That means for every one hundred dollars you spend, twenty-five dollars is all profit to Lego. That's crazy!

To make matters worse, most of their "toys" are no more than glorified display pieces. Even the ones that can be played with are typically so fragile that a lot of people wouldn't - Unless they want to keep rebuilding them.

Maybe it's just me. I mean, I've long since accepted that Lego isn't a toy for me. Maybe this is just a continuation of that understanding. What do you think of sets like this, or Lego in general?

Since I'm on a role of complaining about things I hate, I'll go ahead and throw out there that I hate the new Blogger. It's irritating to use. I reverted back to the "Legacy" format. However, if they make it so I have to use the new version down the road, I can honestly see myself parting ways with the site. The new model is garbage.

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Retro Spin: Miami Vice



During its prime, Miami Vice was a bit out of my wheel house. I was busy watching shows like He-Man and G.I. Joe and not prime time police dramas. Mind you, it wasn't for lack of trying. It was just over my head.

One thing I did retain from the show was that killer theme song. It's instantly recognizable from the first set of notes.

I'd known for quite some time there was a soundtrack out for the show, but never really bothered getting around to it. It wasn't until I went looking for Glenn Frey's You Belong To The City that this album really landed on my radar. The reason for this was, while it's available on compilation albums, this was the first album you could get it from. Couple with all the other great tracks I saw on the back of the CD, it became a, pretty much, instant buy at that point.

While the majority of the soundtrack has instrumental music from Jan Hammer, other stand out contributions are Phil Collin's In The Air Tonight and Tina Turner's Better Be Good To Me. True, these songs are available on these artists respective solo albums. However, it's great to have them here too as a break between the instrumental tracks.

Overall, the album is by no means mind blowing. I added the Miami Vice Theme and You Belong To The City to my iTunes and iPod shuffle. I didn't add Collin's or Turner's contributions as these tracks are already there from their above mentioned solo albums. Still, the album is worth, at least, a listen.

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Flip And Fold Fashions (Tomy)



Flip And Fold Fashions
Tomy
1978 - 1980

 1978 Flip And Fold Fashion

 1980 Flip And Fold Fashion

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Nintendo Wins The 2020 Cash Grab Awards



Wouldn't it be great if such an award actually existed? A way of calling out companies for boneheaded decisions to release a cash grab on their fans?

If such an award did exist, I'd definitely nominate Nintendo for the win this year. For what you ask? Their 35th anniversary Super Mario Bros. Game & Watch.


In and of itself, this is a cool item. One that I initially considered getting. Then I saw the price. Fifty dollars! What? Are you kidding me?

This little handheld device may tout that it has the original Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. 2: The Lost Levels. However, fifty dollars it is worth not. At most, I would have paid ten bucks. Twenty if you caught me on a good day.

It's nothing but a handheld emulator, and one with a mere three games at that. The two mentioned above, and an updated version of Ball with a Mario makeover. There is no way this thing is worth a fifty dollar price tag. Not in a million years. You could buy a used Nintendo Entertainment system with the original Super Mario Bros. / Duck Hunt cardtridge for that price.

Though I'd say I can't believe they would have the audacity to try and get this price for such a simplistic thing, it is Nintendo after all that we're talking about. They're notorious for having no clue about their market. They seem to think their simps will buy anything, regardless of the price. Maybe they're right. Needless to say, I won't be one of those people.

Cool item. Way over priced rip off. If it's your thing, look for it to come out on November 13, 2020...FOR FIFTY DOLLARS!

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Must Be Something In The Water



I don't know where these people come from, but man are they on something.


Fifty thousand dollars for a G.I. Joe Classified Baroness with C.O.I.L. bike because it's missing a yellow stripe on the wheel. You know, the wheel of the bike that nobody even really wants. This could be a one of a kind variant and I promise you I would never pay that kind of money for it. Based on the fact that the item ended without purchase, nobody would.

But, that's okay. If at first you don't succeed, lower the price and try, try again.


Believe it or not, upon lowering the price to $13,500.00, the item is denoted as being "sold". Someone actually bought this thing.


Hey, you know what? Congratulations to the seller. He found that one person out there as crazy as him. Good for him.

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G.I. Joe Classified: Run Changes And Variants



Just when you thought it wouldn't get any more difficult to find the new G.I. Joe Classified series, Hasbro throws a curve ball. Both a run change and variant have been identified for the line, and hardcore collectors are on the hunt.

Before I get into this, let me be fair and give credit to sources where credit is due. These were reported by MCUcollector24 on his YouTube channel several weeks ago. The images below are also screen grabs from his actual videos. They're worth watching if you want to get in depth information on the figures.

First up is a run change to the first wave Destro. It appears that the first production run featured a circle sculpted into the top of its head, while later runs removed this "detail". It's worth noting that the upcoming Profit Director Destro figure will not include the circle on it.

As collectors find out about this, prices are beginning to fluctuate a bit. The first run, or circle head, as I'll call it, is seeing a price point of forty to sixty dollars. The flat head, as I'll call it, stays relatively around retail at twenty to twenty three dollars.


The variant figure comes from the elusive Target exclusive Cobra Island wave. Beach Head has been found to be released with both brown and blue eyes. However, it is unknown which version was produced first, or which is more rare. The reason being is that both versions have been reported as being in the same case.

In regards to this figure, the blue eyed version was the one shown in the production photos. However, fans of the original toy line and vintage cartoon series have been quick to point out that the character's eyes are indeed brown.


Oh boy, just what we needed, right? Difficult figures being made more difficult to find with run changes and variants. I'm sure several others will materialize as the line continues to chugs along. 

Where do you stand on this? Are you a run change and / or variant hunter? Do you care which version you get? Do you prefer a specific one? The comments section is your place to keep the conversation going.

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Retro Spins: Spaceballs The Soundtrack



I remember my dad taking me to the movie theaters to see this film. He knew how big of a Star Wars fan I was, and felt this movie would be right up my alley. It was. I loved it, and to this day make it one of my many rotating films.

The gags and spoofy special effects fly at "ludicrous speed" as Mel Brooks (Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein) boldly go where no comic genius has gone before!

The 'Spaceballs,' a ruthless alien raced led by the dastardly President Skroob (Mel Brooks), are out to steal the air supply from the neighboring planet Druidia. Enter Barf the dog-man (John Candy) and handsome space bum-for-hire, Lone Starr (Bill Pullman of Ruthless People) - and their souped up, intergalactic Winnebago battle cruiser! Can they save Druidia while rescuing a spoiled Druish princess from a whining little runt named Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) in time to pay off a mountainous mound of mozzarella known as Pizza the Hutt? Well, that depends on whether you truely believe in Yogurt (Brooks again!) and the power of "The Schwartz!"

So explore Spaceballs - and may "The Farce" be with you! - Back of the original VHS

Nostalgia wise, this album breaks the needle as it skyrockets past a ten. Musically, it's not a very memorable soundtrack. This is a shame because Spaceballs The Soundtrack is not only pretty scarce on CD, but also expensive. It will easily cost you $50.00 to $100.00 depending on the condition.

I enjoyed the instrumental opening theme from John Morris and also Spaceballs (the song) from The Spinners - Which is just pure fun. However, beyond that, I wasn't really thrilled with any of the tracks I heard.

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