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Done With Classified


Today was the day. It was the day where I finally made the decision to cut the teether that is G.I. Joe Classified.

It ultimately came down to me simply no longer wanting to deal with the hassle of collecting this line. I'm tired of the general issues with distribution, having a massive pre-order collection, and exclusives. It's not a fun line to collect, rather a futile practice in waiting. It honestly felt like standing in line at an amusement park, only to find out after waiting and waiting that the ride was a line simulator. I'm just over it.

It felt relieving in a way to hit the cancel button on my twenty+ figures on order. Like that stressful weight was being lifted off my shoulders. I no longer had to worry about the problem.

I can attribute this feeling to another time in my life when I was collecting every Star Wars novel being published, and it became a matter of keeping up for the sake of staying current, even though I wasn't reading them anymore. It was easier to keep up than catch up, and that's essentially where I got to with this line of figures. I wanted to stay current via pre-orders from fear of missing out.

I really wish this line well, because the figures are amazing. But, I simply don't want any more part of it. I've lost interest due to the excessive time that goes by with receiving nothing, and I'm just tired of having things on pre-order. For me, it's just not fun anymore

Now on to my next step - Getting rid of the figures I have. If any of you out there are looking for holes to plug from figure 00 through Croc Master, let me know.

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Hasbro H.I.S.S. Tank - 16,000 Backers Reached!

 

Things slowed down for quite a while, but we've finally made it to 16,000 backers, unlocking tier four.


I honestly believe that "Mickey Mouse" Cobra Commander was not planned for this campaign. I think with the rate in which support dropped when tier two was announced that they combined their original tier three and four into tier three, and scrambled for a replacement fourth tier. 

My reasoning for this conclusion is because these campaigns are planned out well in advance, thus the 3D renderings for all the items shown for tier one through three. However, with tier four, all they had was the above drawing.

I have no doubts that a retro style Cobra Commander figure wasn't planned, and one will probably still come as the remaining two yet announced Wal-Mart exclusive retro editions. However, I think the inclusion of the "Mickey Mouse" logo will be exclusive to this project.

There's still thirty-five days left in the project, so there's plenty of time left for more people to jump on board, and be part of the first G.I. Joe Classified HasLab.

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HasLab H.I.S.S. Tank - Stretch Goal Number Four

 

The last stretch goal has been announced, and fans are mixed. While some enjoy the homage to the original "Mickey Mouse" Cobra Commander in six inch form, others are asking, "Why another Cobra Commander?" Meanwhile, others are asking, "Where is the smaller vehicle to tow on the hitch that Hasbro so predominantly pointed out during the initial announcement stream?"

The questions I want answered, "Is it enough to get us to 16,000 backers? And if so, will Hasbro offer a surprise in the form of a tier five? We're already over 15,000 supporters, and there's still thirty-nine days left in the campaign. Plenty of time for Hasbro to incentivize more customers.

Additionally, Hasbro announced yet another Target exclusive to have your card charged over and over for, but not delivered.

Not only is this just a repaint of the previously released Duke and RAM Cycle, but it costs twice as much! Hasbro's price hikes have gotten stupid!

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HasLab H.I.S.S. Tank - Stretch Goal Number Three

 

Now we're talking!

Hasbro Pulse announced tier three on their Instagram page this morning, and the value for the HasLab H.I.S.S. Tank has gone through the roof! If The campaign reaches 14,000 backers, buyers will now get the all new H.I.S.S. Gunner action figure, and weapon pack! This takes everything that tier two stumbled over, and kicks this HasLab into high gear!


***UPDATE***

It took a while, but the campaign finally made its way to stretch goal number three on July 6, 2022. Hasbro kind of did this one to themselves with the poor reception which was stretch goal number two. Hopefully these new incentives ramps the project back into action, and we soar over the 16,000 goal for stretch goal four to be unlocked.

If you haven't backed this project yet, now is the time to definitely consider it!

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Mail Call!

 

Boy, it's been two years since I've done a mail call, and today is quite the haul!


 There's a whole lot of girth to those boxes!

You'll notice a theme today as I open and share box number one. Yes, a lot of them are comic books. However, they're not just any particular ones. Rather, this is me making a gallant effort to complete my Todd McFarlane collection.

McFarlane penciled both issue one and two of Invasion, but left the book prior to the third and final installment of the mini-series. I ended up purchasing the full run because it was simply easier and cheaper to get them all together than to pick and choose issues.

This next box encased a consecutive run of Infinity, Inc. issues one through forty-five, plus annual one.

The McFarlane sweet spot in these issues is number fourteen through thirty-seven, plus annual one and two, the latter of which I didn't get in this bunch. In doing the math, it actually worked out to be sixty dollars cheaper to buy this lot than to simply focus on the issues I wanted. Kind of a no brainer to grab it.

There are only nine more issues in the series, one of which is the second annual that I'm going to get. I may or may not just go ahead and finish the run.

Don't check out on my yet, toy lovers. They're coming up next. But, first, this lot contained a consecutive run of issues one through fifty of Todd McFarlane's Spawn.

This is a series I wouldn't mind catching up on, but with over three hundred issues out there, this literally is just the tip of the iceberg. I don't know that it will be feasible at this point to try and grab issues fifty-one through three hundred thirty-three. That's a lot of money, not to mention bags and boards. 

Initially, I picked these figures up because I was going to take them to Big Lick Comic Con in Roanoake this August, and have them signed by Billy West. Then I looked and saw how far Roanoake was from me, and scrapped that idea right away. Unfortunately, I had already purchased the figures.

Despite autographs, they'll still serve a purpose as added decorations to my wall above my cartoon DVD's.


Before any of you flip out that I opened these, fret not. What I also found out was that the bubbles on both were already open, and not so nicely in the case of Stimpy. His entire bubble was given the x-acto knife treatment.


They fit in nicely on top of my autographed complete series of G.I. Joe. Boy, what a great day that was.


On June 30, 2022, I told several people, "If Hasbro doesn't send me something G.I. Joe related by the end of July, I'm cancelling ALL of my pre-orders, and selling off all my Classified figures. On July 1, 2022, I got confirmation that the Fortnight Snake Eyes Zero Edition had shipped.


I've had this thing on order since January 30, 2020. No, that's not a typo. I don't know why it took Hasbro over a year to produce and ship this thing, but that wait time was ridiculous!


While I'm happy to finally have it, I can certainly understand from my own experience why so many fans of the series are upset by Hasbro continuing to offer pre-orders for 2023 when they've yet to even fulfill orders from over a year ago.


Popping the box open, it's really just another Snake Eyes with minor deco. This is what, the fifth or sixth one in the series so far? Well, I guess I have to take that back. This is technically not a Classified figure. Well, not in name anyway.


The bubble comes out of the cardboard, making it easier to pop the accessories out, and man oh man, this is where this thing shines.


Ten different bits and pieces allow for a lot of uniqueness, in terms of displaying the figure. Sadly, there isn't enough storage space on Snake Eyes to accommodate half of them. So disappointingly, most of these are going back to the box to ensure they don't get lost.


It's neat looking when all decked out, but there's still that part of me that says, "It's just another Snake Eyes."

Still, I suppose Hasbro has fulfilled my need to have something delivered prior to the end of July, so I'll stick it out...for now. I'm not happy that prices on the figure are rising to make up for their lackluster sales as a result of their failure to put product on shelves.

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HasLab H.I.S.S. Tank - Stretch Goal Number One And Two

 

8:35 AM on July 1, 2022, and we're at 11,240 backers! The second stretch goal is just around the corner, but the numbers have slowed down considerably.

Reaching 10,000 backers unlocked the first stretch goal, and Hasbro has announced that the H.I.S.S. tank will now include a set of attachable missile launchers. 

It was pretty obvious that something like this was going to be the first thing to be added to the project. The development team made sure to focus on the two "ports" that could have things attached to them during the initial announcement of the campaign.

I suspect Hasbro's announcements from here on out will make or break this campaign. We saw it with the Rancor HasLab, where by tier four unlocks the fans checked out, and the project was ultimately not funded. Hopefully, Hasbro learned from that mistake, and have "good" incentives for people to keep backing the project.

We don't want cheap cardboard cutouts that most of us can make with our printers at home, or repackaged figures. Keep it fresh, and keep it appealing. 

***UPDATE***

And this is exactly what I'm talking about. 

I don't suspect a classic style canopy and tread covers are going to excite many people to keep pledging (if they haven't already). Hasbro needs to up their game. The H.I.S.S. Tank is $299.99, and they need to put more meat on the bone to make it worth people's while.

I'm placing my bet now. The next unlock is going to be something even more useless, like blaster effects which can be put in the cannon barrels. Hopefully from there, the fourth incentive is worth while, but it will probably be a re-carded Jedi Knight Luke.

***UPDATE***

Things have definitely slowed down. As of 5:55 AM on July 2, 2022, we're at 12,016, which gets us past stretch goal number two, but it took all night to reach that mark.

Like I said, Hasbro needs to announce something "big" if they want the numbers to keep rolling in.

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HasLab H.I.S.S. Tank - Funded In Less Than A Day!

 

Is that a record?

The HasLab H.I.S.S. Tank for the G.I. Joe Classified line went live this morning, and was funded before the day even ended!

Not only did the backer's show how much they wanted this thing, but they did so at such a pace that the Early Bird incentive which needed to be met by July 6, 2022, was surpassed before the sun went down on day one! With this, the vehicle has not only been funded in full, but will now include an additional bonus figure, the H.I.S.S. Tactician. Mind you, this is in addition to the already included H.I.S.S. Driver!

Hasbro has promised four additional stretch goals at 10,000, 12,000, 14,000, and 16,000 backers. With 8,735 supporters as of this write up, all of these may not be a problem for Classified fans to reach. At this rate, we'll be there before the weekend!

Did you back the G.I. Joe Classified H.I.S.S. Tank?

 ***UPDATE***

9,881 supporters as of 7:30 AM (EST) on June 30, 2022.

***UPDATE***

With 10,038 backers reached by 9:45 AM on June 30, 2022, we've made it to the first stretch goal. Now we just have to wait for Hasbro to wake up, and actually tell us what that is.

In a surprising additional update, Hasbro Pulse billed my payment method today for the G.I. Joe Collab Snake Eyes: Zero Point Edition. I've had that thing on pre-order since January 30, 2021, and it is FINALLY shipping!

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New G.I. Joseph Pre-Orders Are Up

 

At this point, I have more G.I. Joe figures on pre-order in the past twelve months than I've actually received in that same period. Yet Hasbro keeps churning out the promise box with more and more figures allegedly coming.

Today Hasbro dropped six more pledges to the growing roster.


What's interesting in these drops is the packages. What happened to the plastic free packages that Hasbro was rolling out? Don't get me wrong, I prefer this design. It's just curious that they're in this style based on their own announcement that cardboard was the way of the future.


Apparently Dusty, Zarana and Crimson Guard are slated for March of 2023, while the new Target exclusive Bazook (Tiger Force), Recondo (Tiger Force), and Python Patrol Officer, have no ETA. Take that March date with a grain of salt.

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Crunching The Numbers

 

I recently received a happy box from Action Figure Barbecue, which contained a G.I. Joe Classified Alley Viper within.

Having this figure did something I didn't expect. It reinvigorated my excitement for the Classified line, which up until today, I was just going through the motions on, keeping up with the series, but not necessarily feeling all that interested. This in turn made me all the more excited for the second figure in this wave, the Cobra B.A.T.

I had both of these figures on pre-order through Entertainment Earth, but the status showed that they wouldn't ship until July of 2022, allegedly. So I decided I would, for curiosities sake, check ebay for a B.A.T.

What I found actually surprised me.

Yes, it's true, many sellers on ebay are scalpers, which means you're going to pay an up charge past retail. However, most of these sellers also offer free shipping with that increased price.

In looking at B.A.T. figures, the prices fluctuate between as little as $22.00 for figures in hand, to $60.00. Obviously, the higher end is excessive, and quite frankly, a rip off. However, when crunching the numbers, I was quite shocked to see that I could purchase a figure off of ebay, and still spend less than what Entertainment Earth was charging.

I purchased my B.A.T. from a seller for $28.95, and this included free shipping. Naturally, ebay calculates in sales tax for my order, and with this added, the total cost came to $30.73.

Whereas, if I purchased this figure from Entertainment Earth, They are charging $33.01. This includes the figure at $22.99 plus $1.38 sales tax, and $8.64 shipping. This revelation blew my mind. Not only was buying it from a retailer higher than a scalper, but if Entertainment Earth is indeed shipping this in July of 2022, I'm getting the figure a full six months in advance prior to them.

In running the numbers further, I discovered that at 6% sales tax, I could spend upwards of $31.00 on this figure (with free shipping) from ebay, and still spend less money than what it would cost from Entertainment Earth.

This is a game changer for me, and it completely makes me rethink if it's worth taking the stance of not buying from scalpers.While it would be ideal to find these on store shelves, that's not realistically something we've seen in the past. So if I'm going to be bound to ordering these online, then 1) I want to spend as little as possible, and 2) Available now will always trump pre-orders. Especially when those pre-orders are months out from people who already have the item in their hands.

This is definitely something I am going to have to keep an eye on for consideration in the future, placing pre-orders when they are available, but then watching secondary markets for potentially faster and cheaper delivery. Heck, even paying a few dollars more trumps excessive wait times for pre-orders.

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Found In The Wild

 

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It's Time For Everyone's Favorite Game!

 

Welcome folks, it's time for another round of Hasbro's favorite game, Blink And You Miss It! 

Though general confusion has spread across the internet on how people are getting their hands on the unannounced Alley Viper from the G.I. Joe Classified line, all signs are currently pointing to Wal-Mart who had pre-order listings for code name Apollo and Satellite on their site. There were no photos included on the listings, and people just started taking the risk, grabbing them while they could.

What they ended up receiving were the unannounced Alley Viper and B.A.T., which have been shipping since last week. Since Hasbro has yet to announce the Alley Viper figure, and stated at Pulsecon that B.A.T. was coming at a later date, it is speculated, at least by me, that Wal-Mart broke street date either by choice or error.

Regardless, if you were one of the lucky few to get your pre-order in, you can probably expect to have these two figures in your hands very soon. Of course, if you didn't, you can always head to ebay and buy them for $500.00 each!

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If You Blinked, You Missed It

 

If you blinked, you probably missed that Hasbro has dropped another pre-order for the G.I. Joe Classified line. Another army builder comes to town in the form of Cobra Officer.


While the figure is already sold out on Hasbro Pulse, you can still grab it from Entertainment Earth. It's anticipated to be released in July of 2022.

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Catching Up On G.I. Joe Classicified

 

I've fallen behind a bit on opening my G.I. Joe classified, and have had a few figures sitting around for some time. With the arrival of my Barbecue figure today, I thought now was just as good a time as any to finally catch up.

Since they interest me the least, I decided to start off with the three figures I have based on the flopped Snake Eyes movie. Even when these were announced I didn't particularly want them, and only took the plunge on them for the sake of keeping a complete collection of the Classified line.

The front and back of the packages are pretty cool. I like the overall darker design, and though Snake Eyes isn't necessarily one of my favorite characters, I do enjoy a good piece of artwork which features him.



The side of the package stays in line with the current run of the series, and Snake Eyes lands at number sixteen, and the fourth iteration of this character in the line to date. A bit of an overkill, if you ask me.




The figure comes with a few bladed accessories, as well as a head sculpt of actor Henry Golding.


Rotating the figure around, you get what you would expect here. It's Snake Eyes.





For my display purposes, I decided to use the head sculpt of Golding. Mainly to add some variation to the character display, as well as to easily differentiate it from the other versions.


Next up is the film iteration of Storm Shadow.


The bottom and back of the package are the same as the images above, so there's no reason to clutter this post up with duplicate shots. This is going to be pretty lengthy as it is.



The figure is number seventeen in the Classified line, and while I haven't gotten her yet, comes before Akiko.


Storm Shadow also comes with a variety of blades, as well as a sculpt of actor Andrew Koji.


This is not the Storm Shadow people wanted. It's bad enough that Hasbro gave us Arctic Mission Storm Shadow first, but now we get this reject version too? Thank goodness a true version is finally coming out in 2022. I can't help but wonder if Hasbro knew nobody would buy this figure if a legit Storm Shadow was already out there.





I'm displaying Bland Generic White Ninja, I mean, Storm Shadow, with his alternate head, again, just for variation purposes.

While there are two more figures coming out in the Snake Eyes line, my last one in hand is Baroness.


Of all the figures so far in the Snake Eyes wave, Baroness is the least offensive. It's not superior to the previous version, but it will do.



Baroness takes the spot at number nineteen in the line's numbering system. Scarlett's movie version figure rounds out the line at number twenty, but I don't have that figure at this time.


Blades are the name of the game in this wave, and Baroness isn't lacking any of her own.


The figure's head is sculpted in the likeness of actress  Úrsula Corberó, and I suppose she captures a sufficient essence of the character. At least in plastic form. I haven't seen the film itself to say how her actual performance was.






With those out of the way, let's jump into the Amazon exclusive, Heavy Artillery Roadblock.


I don't think anyone was necessarily asking for a third Roadblock, but I think I can safely say the general consensus is that this is the version people wanted of the character. For me, this one hits all the right nostalgic notes.


There's been no update to the back of the package since the Flint and Lady Jaye wave, which is kind of a downer. I'd really like to see this line transition to the format that was the vintage series, and start having all the figures showcased on the back in traditional cardback form.


This figure lands at number twenty-eight in the series, but being an Amazon exclusive makes it difficult to come by. It sold out fast on their website, and since then has not been available again through the retailer.




Sadly, we don't get Roadblock's traditional heavy machine gun, the massive rail gun makes up for this lost firepower. Personally speaking, it's a bit disappointing that this is nothing more than the gun which comes with the RAM Cycle / Breaker pack.


Seriously, this is a great figure. I really like the vintage nod it gets in its overall design.





All decked out, it's all the more amazing.


Last up is a figure I was so happy to hear was coming, and impatiently waited for it to arrive after per-ordering it several months ago.


Barbecue was one of the first figures I got as a kid, and I've really liked him ever since. If I had to pick one gripe with it, it's the poor packaging that resulted in his head rammed through the side of the plastic tray.






The details on the accessories really pop, and add so much to the whole package.


This figure makes me giddy with childish glee. If Roadblock hit all the right notes, then Barbecue blew my mind. It's one amazing figure!





All decked out, Barbecue begs to be played with. Amazing paint job, amazing accessories, and pure fun. This is the kind of figure that excites me for the Classified line. It's what keeps me invested through all the frustration of distribution, slow delivery, and limited announcements.


That wraps up my current stash of G.I. Joe Classified. With all the new figures on pre-order, hopefully more will come soon. I'm pumped after finally opening this current version of Roadblock and Barbecue. Keep them coming, Hasbro! 


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