Countdown To Christmas With Classic Cartoon Holiday Specials - A Flintstone Family Christmas

 

December in the 80's was a magical time of year to be a kid. Not only did we get all the fantastic toys for Christmas, but every year, throughout the holiday season, the television would segue from regularly scheduled programing to air animated holiday specials. They'd come on just late enough that it could be a family event, but early enough that we'd get to enjoy it just before bedtime.

Each half hour block was special. Perfectly crafted with just the right number of advertisements to remind us of all the toys on store shelves, the treats to be had from local restaurants and grocery stores, and all other manners of consumption in between. But at the heart of it was that cartoon which would come out of hiding just once a year, fill your eyes with wonder, bringing smiles, laughter, action, adventure, drama, but at the root of it, a classic holiday message of peace, giving, love, and joy.

It's become my own personal tradition each year to pull a holiday special off the DVD shelf each day to enjoy. It's a ritual which not only has become my way of counting down the twenty-four days of December leading up to my favorite holiday, but my way of reminding myself that no matter what's happening in the world, my day-to-day grind of work, life, health, trials, and tribulations, that for a moment, all of that can be put a side, and I can simply become a kid again, even if it's just at heart.

While I wish I could share the actual special with all of you, be it by inviting you all to my home to join me in front of the fireplace with a bowl of popcorn, sadly, that's just not feasible. However, between sites such as Youtube, Arhcive.org, Dailymotion, and Vimeo, you can probably find them to watch. Of course, for those of you so bold, you could also pick them up on DVD yourself, something I would highly recommend. If not for yourself, for your children.

    The Flintstones get into the Christmas spirit by hanging up decorations while awaiting the arrival of their daughter Pebbles, her husband Bamm-Bamm and their twin children, Roxy and Chip. While waiting for their arrival flight from Hollyrock, Fred and Barney leave to get a turkeysaurus for dinner. However, on the way back home they are mugged by a fake Santa, who takes Fred's watch & wallet and orders Barney to give him the bird. Barney's tossing the turkeysaurus causes the Santa (two children) to "break" in half. Seizing the opportunity, the two run away from the muggers.

    At the police station, the family identifies one mugger, who turns out to be an abandoned child named Stoney. A social worker tells them of Stoney's history of stealing from various orphanages and foster homes. Feeling sympathy for Stoney, Wilma decides to take him in as a ward, despite Fred's initial reluctance. They try to show Stoney their trust and attempt to teach him that stealing is wrong.  However, things get slightly bleaker when Pebbles and her family get stuck in an airport due to a blizzard. The Rubbles and the Flintstones go Christmas tree shopping, but cannot afford a large one. Stoney attempts to help raise cash for the tree by running a scammed shell game. When a man loses, he chases Stoney and tells Fred of the boy's scam. Fred asks if this is true, Stoney replies 'no'. Fred reiterates this claim, only to get hit in the head with a tree by the man.

    Fred is sent to the hospital, where Mr. Slate informs him that he cannot attend the Christmas parade as Santa (Fred's favourite Christmas tradition) due to his injuries. To make it up to Fred, Stoney poses as Slate's driver and locks him up in the Flintstone's bathroom, so Fred can participate. Instead, Fred saves his boss and ends up in jail, where he eventually bonds with Stoney, telling him that cutting corners to get what you want is not the solution. After the two are bailed, the social worker attempts to take Stoney to a juvenile facility, but Fred escapes with Stoney in his parade sleigh.

    Pebbles, Bamm-Bamm and the grandchildren manage to arrive on Christmas Eve. Fred says that the new addition to the family gets to put the star on the Christmas tree, meaning that Stoney is now an officially adopted Flintstone. The now extended Flintstone & Rubble family proceed to enjoy the holiday.

    The Flintstones added a kid! Granted, a bit late in their storied cartoon careers. It's not the best the band from Bedrock have offered up for Christmas, but it still hits all the necessary holiday special notes. 

    Wanting to get a little more holiday joy, I pulled out a couple more DVD's and enjoyed some random Christmas themed episodes. Today's picks were:

    • Frosty Returns, the CBS sequel to the Rankin / Bass classic, Frosty the Snowman
    • Santa, Baby!, the 2001, and final Rankin / Bass classic

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    Comics Corner: Marvel Team-Up 146

       

    Title: Marvel Team-Up
    Issue Number: 146
    Release Date: October 1984

    Highlights

    • First appearance of Tony, Black Abbott, the Black Apostles, the Butcher-Dogs, Deke, Tom, and Jesse
    • Jack Monroe helps Peter fight off the Butcher-Dogs, and then invites him to join him at the movies to see Rio Bravo
    • Tony, a kid who wants to join Deke and the Butcher-Dogs steels the package of artwork with Jack was supposed to deliver - Artwork drawn by Steve Rogers, AKA Captain America
    • Peter and Jack split up to chase Tony, and when they do, Peter changes to Spider-Man, and Jack to Nomad - Neither know each other's secret
    • Spider-Man accidentally lasso's Nomad while aiming for the fleeing kid
    • Taskmaster is meeting with various thugs, offering to train them to work for Black Abbott
    • Reference is made to Marvel Team-Up 103, and 140
    • Even after Taskmaster and Black Abbott overwhelm and defeat Spider-Man, and Nomad, one of the thugs decides he wants out
      • Black Abbott first tries to use his psychic poweres to bring the thug back in line, but when he resists, Abbott turns him into a smoldering pile of ash with his burning touch
    • Nomad throws Taskmaster's shield at Black Abbott, just as he's about to touch Spider-Man with his burning touch - The reflected powers turn Abbot's hand and arm to ash
    • Tony gets stuck in a burning building, set ablaze during the fighting - Rather than help him, Deke runs off, leaving Nomad to rescue the kid himself
    • Tony decides he no longer wants to be a gang member, and asks Nomad to return the drawings he stole
    Low Points
    • Deciphering the Spider-Man timeline
      • This issue must occur at some point during the events of The Amazing Spider-Man 258 - They must because at the end of that issue, Peter no longer has the symbiote suit
          • There are two possible timeframes:
            • After Mary Jane Watson runs from Peter's apartment, and the Black Cat arrives, the story cuts to Thomas Fireheart, AKA Puma, returning to his office headquarters in Hartsdale, New Mexico
            • The day after the symbiote once again envelopes a sleeping Peter Parker, and takes him out into the night, but prior to Peter going to the Fantastic Four's headquarters
              • Peter references both Mary Jane knowing about his secret identity, and being exhausted, making this latter option the more feasible
              • This would also puts the events of Marvel Team-Up 146 occurring after Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Annual 4
      • Because the events of Marvel Team-Up 146 are sandwiched in between the pages of The Amazing Spider-Man 258, nothing of any real importance occurs in this story
      Oddities
      • Though we won't find out for several more issues that the symbiote is highly sensitive to noise, it's odd that it doesn't react now when Taskmaster hits Spider-Man with a sonic arrow, so loud that even Spider-Man says it's splitting his head
      Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)



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      Retro Spins: The The - Mind Bomb


      By 1988, Matt Johnson decided to reform a full band for The The. For this, he recruited several ex-members of previously established bands, Johnny Marr (previously of The Smiths), James Eller (previously of Nick Lowe), and David Palmer (previously ABC). Together, they entered the studio to record 1989's Mind Bomb.

      The album would produce The The's highest charting single, The Beat(en) Generation, which peaked at number eighteen in the UK. Additionally, Kingdom Of Rain, would feature the vocals of Sinéad O'Connor, who was still riding the waves of her highly successful 1987 debut, The Lion And The Cobra. She would soon have her international breakthrough with 1990's; I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got. You'll of course remember that for featuring her cover of Prince's Nothing Compares 2 U.

      Beyond that, there's not much to say, so let's dive in.

      Everything kicks off with the unique sounds of Arabic chanting, which is met by a piano which then continues to build layers with additional instrumentation. Eventually, the voice of Matt Johnson cuts through, speaking, not singing, and mixed with reverberation and echo to distort things. It's unique, and an interesting opener, serving its purpose to excite you to hear more.

      From there, things go into a unique "cover" of Sweet's Ballroom Blitz, set to the tone of blasphemy. This is honestly the tone that the previous album, Infected, took, and really turned me off. I'm all for artistic freedom, and I think Johnson is an incredibly talented musician. However, I'm not going to endorse blatant blasphemy of Christ. That's territory I'm just not going into.

      Admittedly, I tuned a lot of the album out at this point, checking in mentally only periodically as the music grabbed my attention. Herein lies the most unfortunate aspect. The instrumentation on the album is superb. With different lyrics, it really could have been something special.

      At the end of the day, I have to pass on this one. I just can't endorse or get behind the lyrics.

      As a band, The The would follow up with the equally successful Dusk in 1993. However, after its release, Johnson would disband the group and return to going about things as a solo act. He'd bring in other musicians to help with 1995's Hanky Panky, and 2000's Naked, but then shift his attention to soundtracks between 2010 and 2020. The The wouldn't release another studio album until 2024's Ensoulment, also their / Johnson's latest to date. 

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      December 21, 1985


      Countdown To Christmas With Classic Cartoon Holiday Specials - 'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy

       

      December in the 80's was a magical time of year to be a kid. Not only did we get all the fantastic toys for Christmas, but every year, throughout the holiday season, the television would segue from regularly scheduled programing to air animated holiday specials. They'd come on just late enough that it could be a family event, but early enough that we'd get to enjoy it just before bedtime.

      Each half hour block was special. Perfectly crafted with just the right number of advertisements to remind us of all the toys on store shelves, the treats to be had from local restaurants and grocery stores, and all other manners of consumption in between. But at the heart of it was that cartoon which would come out of hiding just once a year, fill your eyes with wonder, bringing smiles, laughter, action, adventure, drama, but at the root of it, a classic holiday message of peace, giving, love, and joy.

      It's become my own personal tradition each year to pull a holiday special off the DVD shelf each day to enjoy. It's a ritual which not only has become my way of counting down the twenty-four days of December leading up to my favorite holiday, but my way of reminding myself that no matter what's happening in the world, my day-to-day grind of work, life, health, trials, and tribulations, that for a moment, all of that can be put a side, and I can simply become a kid again, even if it's just at heart.

      While I wish I could share the actual special with all of you, be it by inviting you all to my home to join me in front of the fireplace with a bowl of popcorn, sadly, that's just not feasible. However, between sites such as Youtube, Arhcive.org, Dailymotion, and Vimeo, you can probably find them to watch. Of course, for those of you so bold, you could also pick them up on DVD yourself, something I would highly recommend. If not for yourself, for your children.


        The Smurfs are once again busy getting into the holiday spirit by stringing up decorations and putting ornaments on their tree while singing a Christmas variant of their theme song. Wild and Chitter peek out from behind a barrel and watch the Smurflings pass by him, eager to hang up some decorations. He is confused at first, but then decides to join in the fun. Brainy has Wild string up some tinsel along the Smurf houses, but he ends up using it to swing around until he lands out of control into a snow-Smurf that Baby and Painter were working on. Nat asks Wild if he's in the village to help them decorate while he rings a Christmas bell. Wild takes it and wears it on his head as a hat. Brainy tells Nat that Wild wouldn't know a bell from a bonnet as he takes it away from him. He then climbs up through the tree to meet Smurfette as she asks him the same question that Nat asked, but he suddenly slips back down and knocks down some ball ornaments, which makes Vanity get all upset.

        Papa Smurf comes along to tell his little Smurfs that they shouldn't expect Wild to already know what Christmas is all about because this is his first Christmas. Smurfette then takes him by the hand to show him what Christmas is about: singing, dancing, and lots of presents, some of which Jokey is in the process of wrapping. He takes a bit of Jokey's Christmas ribbon and wraps Brainy up in it. Greedy shows up with a tray of smurfberry candy canes and he eats one while the rest get knocked off the tray by Clumsy and fall onto the branches of the Christmas tree. Papa Smurf then adds that there's a special spirit of giving and sharing that comes around Christmastime, and it's not just for Smurfs. He takes one of the wrapped gifts which he says is for Enchanter Homnibus and tells the other Smurfs that when he returns, they can all expect gifts with each other. Brainy asks why they couldn't open their presents now, and Papa Smurf answers that Grandpa Smurf and Sassette haven't yet returned, and that he is giving his gift to her a little early.

        At that moment, those two Smurfs are witnessing a Christmas celebration going on in a human village with minstrels playing, jugglers juggling, and marketers selling gifts and food. Sassette is amazed by all the toys the humans get to play with, and asks Grandpa Smurf if she could get a closer look; he allows her to do so as long as she is careful not to let herself be seen. As they cross the street, Sassette suddenly notices a thief stealing money from a rich customer. The victim notices that his money is gone while the thief makes a run for it, but then Grandpa throws the apple at him, knocking the money bag out of his hand. The victim spots him as he disappears into the crowd without it.

        Meanwhile, a puppetmaker, Gustav, is frustrated that nobody is buying his toys and so packs up his gear and starts moving his wagon down the street. Just then, a boy named Hans stops him, who is interested in his puppets. Pleased with this news, Gustav offers one of the toys to him as a gift. But then Hans' father calls him, scolding him for consorting with poor people and throwing away the toy that was given to him, saying that he will buy him finer toys than that. Gustav watches sadly, as do Sassette and Grandpa Smurf, as the carriage that Hans and his father ride off in crushes his toy underneath its wheels.

        Sassette and Grandpa Smurf follow Gustav as he makes his way home to meet with the doctor who is watching over his wife Elise. He gives him grave news, telling him that her spirit is very weak. He says it is possible that the Christmas holiday will brighten her mood, but the rest of his words trail off, indicating that this holiday may be her last. After the doctor leaves, Gustav shows her the puppet he made for her. She smiles as it reminds her of a Christmas long ago, with children laughing and people singing. But her smile fades when she realizes the condition she is in, and though Gustav tries to encourage her with tales of "Christmas elves" making wishes comes true, she says it will take more than that to make it a merry Christmas. As he leaves her to rest, wishing he could brighten her spirits somehow, Sassette asks Grandpa Smurf if there's something they can do to help them. He believes that they can, and they quickly depart before Gustav notices them.

        Sassette and Grandpa Smurf return to the village to get help from the other Smurfs, but they are too busy with their own Christmas preparations to bother with other things. Fortunately, Wild comes along to offer whatever help he can, bringing along a sled pulled by Chitter so the two Smurfs can deliver their sacks of presents to the humans. Papa Smurf arrives a little later on to find out that they have gone off to the human village to help a sick elderly couple. Brainy wonders why they would spend Christmas doing that, and Papa Smurf reminds them that Christmas is truly all about helping those who are less fortunate. The Smurfs in the village realize how selfish and preoccupied they became with preparing for their own Christmas and soon turn to making preparations for the elderly couple's Christmas. Riding a sled pulled by Puppy, the Smurfs catch up to Grandpa, Sassette, and Wild just as they are getting slowed down by a heavy blizzard.

        That night, Elise calls Gustav to bed as he puts out the fire in his hearth, hoping that tomorrow morning she will be stronger. After the lights dim in their house as well as in all others, the thief seen earlier comes out of hiding to play his trade once again on the rich folks going home with their gold. The Smurfs arrive at the human village that they must pass through in order to get to the elderly couple's house. Papa Smurf has Puppy take them through an alley so that they won't be seen. At the same time, however, Hans' father decides to take it as a shortcut home, carrying gifts for his son. The thief watches him as he passes by, then sneaks up to him and grabs his bag of gold. Hans' father, noticing that his bag is gone, calls out, "Stop, thief", which is heard by the Smurfs as they are also passing through. They knock him and his pile of gifts over, one of which knocks Brainy and Hefty off the sled. Hefty spots the thief and gives chase after him while Brainy finds himself contending with a vicious rat. Hefty then comes to his rescue by tying its tail to a hook and calling for his friend to jump down, getting out of the alley as the rat is kept from chasing after them.

        Smurfs in front of a Christmas tree The Smurfs arrive at the elderly couple's house only to find out that they have gone to bed, so Papa Smurf says they will leave them a Christmas present for morning. Soon the Smurfs are setting up their Christmas tree and decorations inside the couple's house, with Painter painting pictures and Wild and Smurfette stringing up tinsel and wreaths on the rafters. Papa Smurf is so pleased with their efforts that he tells them they should hurry home before the couple awakes. However, Clumsy causes a little accident that makes some noise, waking up Gustav to see "elves" running around inside his house. Elise doesn't believe him until he brings her out of the bedroom to see for herself. She is so amazed that these "elves" have gone through so much trouble even with hanging a star on their Christmas tree that they can't believe it. Sassette says that he must believe, and so the Smurfs sing a song about Christmas being a time for sharing and caring. Elise feels her spirit getting stronger and says to Gustav that maybe Christmas wishes do come true.

        Outside, Hefty and Brainy catch up to the thief. They sneak in and watch him count up the money he has stolen. Brainy asks Hefty what they are going to do now, and he says he will think of something. Then they hear Grandpa Smurf singing the song from the elderly couple's house, which Brainy nearly blurts out before Hefty muffles him, but the thief is soon distracted by voices and attempts to find out who's there. Brainy and Hefty try to make a run for it, but they bump into a barrel and cause more rattling which startles the thief even more. Then suddenly Hefty's shadow appears on the wall, which makes the thief think he's being visited by an evil spirit. Hefty plays along with this idea, saying that he's not evil but the thief is. Brainy joins him as his shadow is also cast on the wall to further shame the thief for his evil acts upon people during Christmas. As the Smurfs' song to the elderly couple plays again, the thief begins to have second thoughts about what he's done with the stolen gold.

        Meanwhile, Hans' father brings guards with him to track down the thief and find that his money bag is now at Gustav's doorstep. Inside the house, he gives Sassette one of his puppets as a gift to thank the Smurfs for the Christmas they have given him and Elise. But a door knock later, that Christmas almost comes to ruin as Hans' father sees the well-decorated house that he assumes came from the stolen gold and has Gustav arrested. Elise tries to come to his defense by saying that it was elves that decorated their house, but neither Hans' father nor the guards believe her. Papa Smurf, now hiding along with the other Smurfs, says they will have to show themselves in order to prove Gustav's innocence. Instead, the thief shows up and confesses that he was the one who stole the gold as he returns it to its rightful owner. As the guards apprehend him, the Smurfs leave the house in preparation for returning home to the Smurf Village. While Hans' mother keeps Elise company, wondering how she managed to decorate her house so well, his father decides that he will not press charges against the thief since he got his gold back.

        Smurfs riding a sled Upon their return to the village, Papa Smurf and Grandpa Smurf notice that Wild is having fun playing with Sassette's new toy puppet, with Papa Smurf saying that this will be one Christmas Wild will never forget. Brainy decides it is time to share his gifts to his fellow Smurfs, which happen to be a few dozen leftover copies of his Yuletide Quotations -- something that the other Smurfs respond to by pelting him with snowballs.

        I don't know about this one. The fact that the crook gets away with no punishment for his crime, just because he gave the gold back is a commendable act of kindness, but does it really teach the children a moral lesson?

        Wanting to get a little more holiday joy, I pulled out a couple more DVD's and enjoyed some random Christmas themed episodes. Today's picks were:

        • Bah-Humduck! A Looney Tunes Christmas
        • A Johnny Bravo Christmas
        • The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus, the 1985 Rankin / Bass classic

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        Comics Corner: Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Annual 4

          

        Title: Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Annual
        Issue Number: 4
        Release Date: November 1984

        Highlights

        • First appearance of Johnny Jerome, Albert Reilly, and Claire Reilly
        • First appearance of the locations Danceland, and 310 Bedstone Avenue
        • Reference is made to The Amazing Spider-Man 258
        • As the robbers of a bank exit into the streets, Spider-Man swoops overhead, but he ignores them completely
          • The narration tells us he's asleep (see low points)
        • In the rain drenched streets below, May Parker walks through the city, remembering her past
        • The story serves as a historic glance into the life and times of one May Reilly, soon to be the wife of Ben Parker, and guardian of a young Peter Parker
        • Nathan Lubensky calls Peter at home, and tells him he needs to come see his Aunt - The two still haven't spoken since Peter told her he dropped out of school
        • Aunt May is getting mysterious letters daily, and a car picks her up each night to take her out alone
        • The letters are love letters from Johnny Jerome, a figure from May's past
        • Nathan asks Peter to follow his Aunt, and find out where she's going, and what she's doing
        • As Peter and Nathan rest, May slips out again, and into a cab - Hearing her exit, Peter springs into action, following as Spider-Man
        • Aunt May wander's Coney Island in a daydream, reliving her past
        • Aunt May returns to her old home, 310 Bedstone Avenue, but is followed in by some thugs
        • While May meets with an older Johnny, Spider-Man quietly deals with the thugs
        • In a flashback, Ben Parker informs May the jewelry which Johnny was trying to woo her with was not only stolen from a shop, but that he was shot by Johnny
        • We learn that Johnny was only paroled because he doesn't have much time left to live
        • May tells him that he doesn't love her, he only loves the memory of her, and says that she will help him find a place to live out the rest of his days, but nothing more than that
        • May returns home to a waiting Nathan, and tells him that it's time for her to explain everything
        • A backup story has Spider-Man and Black Cat trying to enjoy a normal night in, when the wine carafe Spidey gave her as a gift is stolen
        • Black Cat send Spider-Man for a bottle of wine, while she sets out on a mystery to find the stolen glassware
        • Black Cat finds the carafe at a restaurant, but it's taken from her at gunpoint by a mysterious man, who gives it to his hostages when she gives chase, and who give it to the police
        • The carafe is turned over to Captain DeWolfe, and as she examines it, the mysterious man shows up at her office claiming to be CIA agent Tamarind
        • Black Cat busts through the window of DeWolfe's office and chases after the man, only to find out that it's her friend, Tamara Blake in disguise, just playing a game with Cat
        Low Points
        • Deciphering the Spider-Man timeline
          • This issue must occur at some point during the events of The Amazing Spider-Man 258 - They must because at the end of that issue, Peter no longer has the symbiote suit
            • This issue makes reference to a sleeping Peter Parker within his Spider-Man symbiote costume, thus why he doesn't engage with the bank robbers
              • In The Amazing Spider-Man 258, the symbiote once again envelopes a sleeping Peter Parker, and takes him out into the night, but prior to Peter going to the Fantastic Four's headquarters
                • The events of Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Annual 4 feasibly occur during that time
        • The backup story is silly and unnecessary
        Oddities
        • Editor's Day Off: A major goof in the lettering occurs, with words completely missing when Spider-Man says, " But at least neither Aunt May else was hurt!" I think it's supposed to say, "But at least neither Aunt May or anyone else was hurt!"
        • Editor's Continued Day Off: A young Johnny tells May, "But now there's no time left now." The last "now" is redundent
        Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)



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        Retro Spins: The The - Infected


        It had been three years since The's debut, Soul Mining. Still as a solo act, but working under the name, The The, Matt Johnson would return to the studio to record and release 1986's Infected. It would produce four singles in the UK, Heartland, Infected, Slow Train To Dawn, and Sweet Bird Of Truth.

        Being without a band limited Johnson when it came to his ability to tour. As such, when Infected was released, Johnson, and his manager Stevo, were able to convince CBS Records to front £350,000 to produce a music video for each song. With the money, Johnson would have everything edited together as Infected - The Movie, which he then had shown at movie theaters worldwide. Additionally, it was featured on British television, and MTV in the USA. It would eventually be released on VHS, but to date has not been upgraded to DVD.

        Playing through the album, I found myself in the same boat as previously with Soul Mining. Wherein each track feels like it needs to be played back-to-back to get the full impact of the album. However, unlike the previous release, I didn't pull any songs out from among them that stuck out. I wanted to, and even considered Angels Of Deception, and Sweet Bird Of Truth, but when I really focused on the lyrics of these songs couldn't get onboard with their themes.

        Overall, my listening session was pleasant, and I still think there's something to The The that many people missed out on in the 80's. Really, there's not much more for me to say than that.

        Johnson would recruit a full band in 1988, picking from several ex-members of previously established acts, and release 1989's Mind Bomb. That would wrap up The The for the 80's for them, and I suppose also my journey with them. Check back tomorrow for that one. Until then, I suppose this one is short and sweet. 

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        THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
        December 20, 1980
         
        THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
        December 20, 1986


        Countdown To Christmas With Classic Cartoon Holiday Specials - Yogi's All-Star Comedy Christmas Caper

         

        December in the 80's was a magical time of year to be a kid. Not only did we get all the fantastic toys for Christmas, but every year, throughout the holiday season, the television would segue from regularly scheduled programing to air animated holiday specials. They'd come on just late enough that it could be a family event, but early enough that we'd get to enjoy it just before bedtime.

        Each half hour block was special. Perfectly crafted with just the right number of advertisements to remind us of all the toys on store shelves, the treats to be had from local restaurants and grocery stores, and all other manners of consumption in between. But at the heart of it was that cartoon which would come out of hiding just once a year, fill your eyes with wonder, bringing smiles, laughter, action, adventure, drama, but at the root of it, a classic holiday message of peace, giving, love, and joy.

        It's become my own personal tradition each year to pull a holiday special off the DVD shelf each day to enjoy. It's a ritual which not only has become my way of counting down the twenty-four days of December leading up to my favorite holiday, but my way of reminding myself that no matter what's happening in the world, my day-to-day grind of work, life, health, trials, and tribulations, that for a moment, all of that can be put a side, and I can simply become a kid again, even if it's just at heart.

        While I wish I could share the actual special with all of you, be it by inviting you all to my home to join me in front of the fireplace with a bowl of popcorn, sadly, that's just not feasible. However, between sites such as Youtube, Arhcive.org, Dailymotion, and Vimeo, you can probably find them to watch. Of course, for those of you so bold, you could also pick them up on DVD yourself, something I would highly recommend. If not for yourself, for your children.


          Huckleberry Hound brings his friends Hokey Wolf, Snagglepuss, Quick Draw McGraw, Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy, and Snooper and Blabber with him to visit Jellystone Park for Christmas and they discover Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo have escaped from Jellystone and hidden out in a department store, where Yogi is posing as a Santa Claus. Along the way, he helps a little girl named Judy Jones rediscover her faith in Christmas when her father, a billionaire named J. Wellington Jones, is too busy for her. Yogi says that many parents have to work hard to support their kids, and since her father is not home, Yogi and Boo-Boo propose escorting Judy through the city to bring her to her dad.

          Ranger Smith and the others look for Yogi when they learn he and Boo-Boo are in the city. After getting a picnic basket from a man named Murray, Yogi reunites with his friends who help to look for Judy's father. Auggie Doggie and Doggie Daddy agree to watch over Judy while they are away.

          In his search, Snagglepuss encounters Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble as Street Santa Claus who are collecting money for a Bedrock charity. They tell him to ask a passing lady his question for donations. When the old lady screams in fear of Snagglepuss, Fred and Barney attack him, claiming it to be an entertainment purpose. Snooper and Blabber go to the police.

          Quick Draw has no luck as Mr. Jinks states that nobody named Mr. Jones lives in his building. Pixie and Dixie leave a present for Mr. Jinks which contains a bulldog.

          Magilla Gorilla, Wally Gator, and Yakky Doodle haven't seen Mr. Jones either. As Yogi hasn't had any luck locating her dad's office, they remain in the park to try to figure out a plan there.

          At Judy's home, J. Wellington Jones is troubled when his daughter isn't there, so he calls the police to help find her. Also working with the police is Ranger Smith, who is looking for Yogi and Boo-Boo. The police are at the department store where Judy was last seen and interrogate all the men who work as Santas. When they realize Judy went off with a Santa who wasn't a department store employee, they assume she was kidnapped. This accusation concerns Ranger Smith (despite having past problems with Yogi's antics, he can't believe Yogi would commit such a grave act).

          Snooper and Blabber were speaking to Police Chief Blake at the time when word comes that Judy was seen in the park by a patrol car, and the Chief heads out to personally see the arrest of Judy's kidnapper. 

          At the park, Yogi and his friends celebrate Christmas when the police arrive with Mr. Jones and Ranger Smith. As he is being loaded into the paddy wagon, Yogi tells Mr. Jones that he needs to spend more time with Judy before she becomes an adult, but Mr. Jones denies it because he's busy all the time and is never home only to then realize that Yogi is right.

          Guilty over his failure of being a good father to Judy, Mr. Jones tells the police to release Yogi by telling Police Chief Blake that it was really his fault that Judy ran off with Yogi, taking full responsibility for the whole debacle that's happened today. Ranger Smith takes care of sorting out anything else the police would charge Yogi with.

          The special then ends with everyone singing Christmas carols around a campfire in the park.

          The Hanna-Barbera cast and crew return for a second day in a row with Yogi Bear's All-Star Comedy Christmas Caper. With them, they bring the spirit of Christmas, and a fun mystery, wrapping them all together in one holiday special sized box.

          Wanting to get a little more holiday joy, I pulled out a couple more DVD's and enjoyed some random Christmas themed episodes. Today's picks were:

          • A Jolly Molly Christmas from TaleSpin
          • The Christmas Aliens from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003)
          • Have Yourself A Morlock Little Christmas from X-Men the Animated Series
          • The Leprechaun's Christmas Gold, the 1981 Rankin / Bass classic

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          Comics Corner: The Amazing Spider-Man 258

             

          Title: The Amazing Spider-Man
          Issue Number: 258
          Release Date: November 1984

          Highlights

          • First appearance of the Bombastic Bag-Man, AKA Spider-Man in a Fantastic Four uniform with a paper bag with eye holes cut out over his head
          • Reference is made to Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man 96, 96, The Amazing Spider-Man 251, 256, 257, and Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars
          • The issue picks up on the heels of the last, with Mary Jane Watson informing Peter Parker she knows he's Spider-Man
          • Mary Jane admits she cares about Peter, and that his secret identity, or rather, the risks he takes as his secret identity, is why she left New York - Because she couldn't take it anymore
          • Black Cat appears at Peter's apartment, confirming what Mary Jane believe - He really is Spider-Man
          • Peter yells at Black Cat for continuously coming putting his secret identity at risk
          • Peter shoots webbing from his civilian disguised clothing, and it startles him, reminding him he knows so little about his alien costume
          • Mary Jane packs her bags, and realizes she's running out on Peter again, just like she ran out on Gayle and the boys - Foreshadowing a bit of depth to Mary Jane's life?
          • Peter falls asleep, and again his costume takes control, ushering him out into the night as an unconscious Spider-Man
          • Reed Richards conducts tests on Spider-Man's new suit, and discovers it's a symbiote that's attached itself to the web slinger both mentally and physically
          • When Reed suggests Spider-Man remove the suit, it refuses to obey his command, instead getting tighter, trying to graft itself to the hero
          • Reed blasts Spider-Man with a sonic emitter, which sends the symbiote retreating from Spider-Man, as Human Torch traps it in a ring of fire, while Reed then encapsulates it
          • Human Torch gives Spider-Man a Fantastic Four uniform with a paper bag, the latter to protect his secret identity
          • Reed hands Spider-Man his camera, which slipped out of the symbiote, and Human Torch questions in his mind why Spidey would have a camera
          • Reed says he wants to conduct further tests on the symbiote, and Spider-Man tells him he can have it
          • Bombastic Bag-Man springs into action to stop some thugs, and a group of reporters quickly approach to ask who he is, and how he pulled off stopping the criminals
          • Unknown to Spider-Man, Human Torch has applied a "kick me" sign to Spider-Man's back
          • Mysteriously, it starts snowing, and we're told to check out Thor 349 to find out why
          • As Peter looks at his old web shooters, Mary Jane comes to his apartment - She informs him that it's time he knew about her secrets
          • Locked in a capsule prison within the Baxter Building, the symbiote pounds on the glass, seeking both freedom and revenge
          Low Points
          • The Spider-Man timeline gets a little wonky again, with the events of Marvel Team-Up 146, and Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Annual 4 having to take place during the events of this issue
            • Another timeline to put together...sigh
          Oddities
          • Puma states he's going to study Spider-Man for when they next meet in battle - But the hit was called off, why is he intent on fighting again?
          Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)

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          Retro Spins: The The - Soul Mining


          If you skip over "The" when filing an artists by their name, then where do you put "The The"?

          I was digging around the bin of new arrivals at my local used CD shop when I came across the albums, Soul Mining (1983), and Infected (1986) from The The. I'd never heard of them, but the covers took me back to a moment in time where sometimes the artwork was the only thing you had to go on when deciding to pick up a record, cassette, or CD. The prices weren't Earth shattering, so I opted to snag them.

          Rumaging a little further, I came across Mind Bomb (1989). While this particular cover didn't impress as much, it did lead me to Google, where I looked up the discography. It was then that I realized that I was holding in my hands their entire 80's run of albums. That solidified it for me, so I picked them all up.

          It then took me a couple years to get to this point, where I'm actually going to listen to them. I'm still going into it blind. I have no clue what's on any of these albums. Nor have I heard anything about The The up to this day.

          Matt Johnson came onto the music scene in 1978, recording his first demo, which he sold cassettes of around underground gigs. By 1979, he got the opportunity to record his first album for Soho. However, this was shelved, and to date remains unreleased.

          During this time, he also formed the band, though I use that word lightly.  Technically, it was just Johnson, and Keith Laws. When performing, they'd use backing tracks to fill in the instruments that they weren't playing. It would also be Laws who would suggest The The as the name. Peter Ashworth, and Tom Johnston both joined in 1980. However, they would quickly decide this wasn't for them, and quit, leaving Matt and Keith as a duo again.

          In 1981, Johnson was signed to a solo recording deal for 4AD Records. He'd release his self-titled debut, Burning Blue Soul that same year. While he would perform most of the instruments himself, as well as vocals, several producers would contribute to the project. Ironically, Laws was not involved with the project. However, years later, Johnson would request it to be reissued as a The The album.

          Towards the end of the year, Colin Lloyd-Tucker and Simon Fisher Turner joined The The, and performed a series of live shows, which also included Laws The band would then finally get their chance to record a debut album in 1982. However, upon its completion, it was shelved, though a few cassettes were apparently copied by Johnson, and given to his friends.

          It appears that at some point in 1982, The The became a solo act, with just Johnson. Though he would continue to collaborate with multiple musicians from that point on. It's a bit of a messy period to decipher.

          Finally, major labels took notice, and a major bidding war would take place for The The's 1983 debut, which CBS Records would win. However, after just two songs were recorded, the album was aborted. Johnson would return to London, where he'd finish writing and recording what would become Soul Mining by himself.

          Upon its release, it was met with modest fanfare, and would feature the minor hit, This Is The Day, which peaked at number seventy-one in the UK. However, it wouldn't be until 2019 that it would finally be certified gold.

          Listening to it, Soul Mining feels like one of those albums that must be played back-to-back to really appreciate. Well, let me take a step backwards. Depending on what version of the album you buy, it's one of those albums that must be played back-to-back.

          The album was initially intended to include only seven tracks. However, Australia and New Zealand releases got two additional tracks, one at the end of each side of the record. Meanwhile, the USA and Canada releases include ten tracks, two of which are special remixes of songs also included on the album in their original format. Then there is the CD release from 1987, which includes the bonus track, Perfect.

          Playing through the CD version, which includes the aforementioned bonus track, I dug the whole thing from start to finish. However, there were some standout songs tucked in there, which included, Uncertain Smile, Giant, and even the bonus tune, Perfect.

          This was definitely an unexpected listening session that turned into something great. I'm totally pumped to dive into the next album and even went ahead and picked up Johnson's 1981 debut. The The is good stuff. A really well-hidden gem from the 80's that totally caught me off guard.

          Though it will come tomorrow, I'm diving right into 1986's Infected as I type this. So, I'll catch up with all of you then. 

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          THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
          December 19, 1981
           
          THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
          December 19, 1987


          Countdown To Christmas With Classic Cartoon Holiday Specials - Beavis And Butt-Head Do Christmas

           

          December in the 80's was a magical time of year to be a kid. Not only did we get all the fantastic toys for Christmas, but every year, throughout the holiday season, the television would segue from regularly scheduled programing to air animated holiday specials. They'd come on just late enough that it could be a family event, but early enough that we'd get to enjoy it just before bedtime.

          Each half hour block was special. Perfectly crafted with just the right number of advertisements to remind us of all the toys on store shelves, the treats to be had from local restaurants and grocery stores, and all other manners of consumption in between. But at the heart of it was that cartoon which would come out of hiding just once a year, fill your eyes with wonder, bringing smiles, laughter, action, adventure, drama, but at the root of it, a classic holiday message of peace, giving, love, and joy.

          It's become my own personal tradition each year to pull a holiday special off the DVD shelf each day to enjoy. It's a ritual which not only has become my way of counting down the twenty-four days of December leading up to my favorite holiday, but my way of reminding myself that no matter what's happening in the world, my day-to-day grind of work, life, health, trials, and tribulations, that for a moment, all of that can be put a side, and I can simply become a kid again, even if it's just at heart.

          While I wish I could share the actual special with all of you, be it by inviting you all to my home to join me in front of the fireplace with a bowl of popcorn, sadly, that's just not feasible. However, between sites such as Youtube, Arhcive.org, Dailymotion, and Vimeo, you can probably find them to watch. Of course, for those of you so bold, you could also pick them up on DVD yourself, something I would highly recommend. If not for yourself, for your children.

            • Huh Huh Humbug

              The episode starts when the Burger World manager catches Beavis frying a mouse and the grill, and attempts to tell him why he may never rank up in Burger World. Beavis then dozes off while the manager is speaking and dreams that Principal McVicker works there doing Beavis' job and the assistant manager is still Butt-Head. Beavis won't let McVicker go home to his family on Christmas Eve and Beavis decides to watch a pornographic movie at home. Butt-Head shows up in the title credits of the movie and comes out of the TV telling Beavis ghosts will visit him. Beavis resumes his pornography until Tom Anderson, as the Ghost of Christmas Past, interrupts it and shows Beavis his Christmas at ages 5, 6, 7, 8, and 13; each depiction is merely him and Butt-Head sitting on their couch giggling. After leaving, Beavis attempts to resume once more, until Mr. Van Driessen appears, as the Ghost of Christmas Present, and shows Beavis McVicker's family, who can only eat what McVicker brings from work due to his poor wages.

              An angry Coach Buzzcut then shows up, as the Ghost of Christmas Future, with the news that McVicker's kids may not see next Christmas as McVicker can hardly afford food for them. Beavis reassures himself that this isn't the future, as he believes there will be robots and lasers. Buzzcut then shows Beavis' grave, which says "Here lies Beavis. He never scored.", and kicks him into it. Beavis then wakes up while Butt-Head wakes him up telling him how it's Christmas at midnight. "So it's my turn to sleep," he remarks.  Characters Beavis Robot Beavis (single-appearance) Butt-Head
            • It's A Miserable Life

              The episode starts as prayers are heard from Mrs. Stevenson, Tom Anderson, Principal McVicker, Mr. Van Driessen, and Mr. Stevenson all wishing to God that Beavis and Butt-Head would stop causing trouble to their lives (some, such as McVicker, going as far as outright wishing them dead). While watching TV, the duo are visited by their guardian angel, Charlie the Angel. Charlie then shows Butt-Head how much everyone's lives would be better if he never existed.

              It immediately stops raining and Butt-Head is as dry as a bone. Anderson has a nice yard and Christmas lights because Butt-Head never messed it up. He is taken to Burger World where it has customers. Butt-head finds this life stupid, but Charlie points out that it was his doing. The reason Burger World wasn't doing so well was because he was responsible in repelling them from returning with his antics and his boss never had the heart to fire him throughout that time.

              Charlie then takes Butt-Head to Highland High School, where it's been renovated and more students attend. He notices McVicker still has his hair and is nowhere near stressed out. Charlie points out that both Beavis and Butt-Head were directly responsible for stressing him out over the years. He then notices Daria whom is much happier, has a normal teenage life and has a boyfriend in Hiro. When Butt-Head asks about it, Charlie explains that he was responsible for making her cynical and miserly by being around her. As a result, Daria lost faith in humanity and is unhappy. Butt-Head asks where Beavis is because he wants to know.

              Charlie then takes him to the homeless shelter where he sees Stewart has self-esteem and is wearing a "Poison" T-shirt. Stewart's best friend is... of all people, none other than Beavis, who is wearing not his trademark "Metallica" T-shirt, but Stewart's signature "Winger" shirt. Butt-Head insults Beavis about how much of a loser he is without recognizing him. He doesn't know what a bunghole is either, and when Butt-head tells him he is one (and calls him "bunghole"), Stewart tells Butt-head that a word can't define itself and calls the latter a "Cro-Magnon" (Beavis agrees). Butt-head attempts to drag Beavis out with him, but is stopped by some homeless people, who say Beavis is a "good kid", and Butt-Head is thrown out. Charlie then explains that Stewart had no confidence and self-esteem in himself because Butt-Head ruined it for him by being a bully to him.

              At the bridge, Charlie points out that Beavis' life was much better without him around because he wasn't there to ruin his life by being a jerk to him. He asks Butt-Head to do the right thing and commit suicide because everyone's miserable lives were attributed to him. He ignores Charlie and asks to "be born again". Butt-Head mentions that despite every mean thing he's done to Beavis, he stills values him as a friend. It starts to rain hard again. Then he is on the bridge again and sees Beavis, who says the word "bunghole". Butt-head is surprised, to which Beavis responds, "You're a bunghole, bunghole!" (He is also wearing his Metallica shirt again). The episode ends with Charlie falling off the bridge again while trying to get them to consider suicide. Beavis and Butt-Head just watch and laugh again, with Butt-Head telling Beavis that while life sucks, it would "suck worse" without them.

            Come on. It's Beavis and Butt-Head. Two iconic characters of the Christmas season. This special showcases two episodes full of wholesome family values, the spirit of giving, and the true meaning of Christmas, all wrapped in a yule log...huh-huh he said log.

            No, really, it's just Beavis and Butt-Head doing what they do best. Living life as clueless as possible, oblivious to the world around them. It's a holiday special the only way they could present it.

            Wanting to get a little more holiday joy, I pulled out a couple more DVD's and enjoyed some random Christmas themed episodes. Today's picks were:

            • Beavis and Butt-Head - A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head
            • The Cabbage Patch Kids First Christmas
            • The Little Troll Prince
            • Pinocchio's Christmas, the 1980 Rankin / Bass classic

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            Comics Corner: The Amazing Spider-Man 257

               

            Title: The Amazing Spider-Man
            Issue Number: 257
            Release Date: October 1984

            Highlights

            • First appearance of Bill and Alice
            • First appearance of Saint Lauren Summit
            • Spider-Man wants his black costume to get off of him, but at first it resists his mental command
            • Black Cat tells Peter that he needs to make the time to take the material to Reed Richards to check out
            • Reference is made to Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars, and "recent issues" of Daredevil
            • Kingpin finds out the Rose has ordered a hit on Spider-Man
            • Mary Jane Watson shows up at Peter's apartment
            • Peter's spider sense kicks in as Puma approaches his apartment, and he hurriedly ushers Mary Jane out
            • From the hall, Mary Jane hears the tussle, and tries to get back inside Peter's apartment
            • Mary Jane finally knocks the door open, but Spider-Man has already pushed Puma through the window outside
            • Kingpin tells the Rose his actions are unacceptable, and that he doesn't want Spider-Man killed...yet
            • Puma discovers through his senses that Spider-Man's webbing is organic, and it surprises even Spider-Man who didn't know
            • Puma is informed that the hit against Spider-Man has been called off
            • Hobgoblin comes to the Rose, and proposes a plan - though it is not explained to the reader at that point
            • A worn out and beaten Peter Parker returns to his apartment via taxi, only to find Mary Jane inside
            • Mary Jane tells Peter that she's known for years that he's Spider-Man in a cliffhanger ending
            Low Points
            • None
            Oddities
            • Editor's Day Off: Spider-Man says, "Oh, no! The wall can't can't support the added weight!"
            Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)

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            Retro Spins: Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - The Pacific Age


            The continued success of Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark served only for their label, Virgin, to keep pushing for the band to rush albums out. This ever-frantic expectation wouldn't allow for Andy McCluskey and Paul Humphreys to rest and creatively rejuvenate. The end result was 1986's The Pacific Age, a massive flop. Expectations were simply too high for the band to meet.

            While it would spawn the hit single, (Forever) Live And Die, overall, things didn't go as planned. The album would be critically panned and derail all the momentum that O.M.D. had fought to achieve. Ironically, it would also become their highest selling album in Canada, reaching platinum sales certification. However, this was most likely led heavily by their previous smash hit, If you Leave, recorded for the John Hughes film, Pretty In Pink.

            For me, things started out pretty solid with Stay (The Black Rose & The Universal Wheel), and stay solid with (Forever) Live And Die. This sets a pretty high expectation for the album, despite the critics panning it. What were the critics missing?

            Well, it turns out nothing. See, the problem with The Pacific Age, for me, is that after the first two songs, the remainder of the album takes a swift nosedive, and it never redeems itself.

            I think what ultimately baffles me the most is the lingering question I have of how did this band possibly come up with the song, If You Leave? It just seems so far beyond them. Frankly, this was a really sour note for O.M.D. to go out on.

            A creative rift had started back in 1985 during the recording of the album, Crush. This resulted in Humphrey's briefly leaving the band. However, by 1989, those problems continued, and the co-founder once again reached his breaking point. He'd once again leave, but this time, original members Malcom Holmes and Martin Cooper would go with him, forming the band, The Listening Pool. By 1988, brothers Graham and Neil Weir also opted to go their own way, leaving McCluskey as the only remaining member. He'd cotinue on as Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, essentially as a solo act, releasing three albums in the 90's under the band's name.

            An unexpected request came in 2006 by a German television show, asking the group to perform, which after discussing, McCluskey, Humphreys, Holmes, and Cooper accepted. This was followed by the remastering of some of their classic albums, and further reunion shows. The band would return to the studio in 2010 to release a new album, and another in 2013.

            Unfortunately, health issues would start to take their toll on Holmes, who would decide to depart prior to work on new material in 2015. He was replaced by Stewart Krenshaw, who remains with them to date. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark released their latest studio album in 2023 and continues to tour. Like most bands of the 80's, they never recaptured their success of their heydays. 

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            THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
            December 18, 1982

             

            Countdown To Christmas With Classic Cartoon Holiday Specials - Casper's First Christmas

             

            December in the 80's was a magical time of year to be a kid. Not only did we get all the fantastic toys for Christmas, but every year, throughout the holiday season, the television would segue from regularly scheduled programing to air animated holiday specials. They'd come on just late enough that it could be a family event, but early enough that we'd get to enjoy it just before bedtime.

            Each half hour block was special. Perfectly crafted with just the right number of advertisements to remind us of all the toys on store shelves, the treats to be had from local restaurants and grocery stores, and all other manners of consumption in between. But at the heart of it was that cartoon which would come out of hiding just once a year, fill your eyes with wonder, bringing smiles, laughter, action, adventure, drama, but at the root of it, a classic holiday message of peace, giving, love, and joy.

            It's become my own personal tradition each year to pull a holiday special off the DVD shelf each day to enjoy. It's a ritual which not only has become my way of counting down the twenty-four days of December leading up to my favorite holiday, but my way of reminding myself that no matter what's happening in the world, my day-to-day grind of work, life, health, trials, and tribulations, that for a moment, all of that can be put a side, and I can simply become a kid again, even if it's just at heart.

            While I wish I could share the actual special with all of you, be it by inviting you all to my home to join me in front of the fireplace with a bowl of popcorn, sadly, that's just not feasible. However, between sites such as Youtube, Arhcive.org, Dailymotion, and Vimeo, you can probably find them to watch. Of course, for those of you so bold, you could also pick them up on DVD yourself, something I would highly recommend. If not for yourself, for your children.

              Casper and his friend Hairy Scary are in a house about to be demolished on Christmas Eve and go out to look for a new place to move to after Christmas in California. Yogi and his friends get lost and arrive at Casper and Hairy's house and clean and decorate it to celebrate Christmas. Casper befriends Yogi and company only for Hairy to try to ruin the party with Casper and his new friends. Hairy has a change of heart and celebrates Christmas with Casper and his new friends and ending with Santa Claus saving the house and turning it into Hairy's Haunting Lodge.

              This is the last "new" addition to my holiday rotation. However, it's quickly become one of my favorites. Mainly because it features a slew of Hanna-Barbera classic characters: Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Quick Draw McGraw, Snagglepuss, Augie Doggie, and Boo Boo. It could only have gotten better if Scooby and the gang showed up...the don't.

              Wanting to get a little more holiday joy, I pulled out a couple more DVD's and enjoyed some random Christmas themed episodes. Today's picks were:

              • The Town Santa Forgot
              • A Christmas Story (the classic cartoon)
              • Jack Frost, the 1979 Rankin / Bass classic

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              Comics Corner: The Amazing Spider-Man 256

                 

              Title: The Amazing Spider-Man
              Issue Number: 256
              Release Date: September 1984

              Highlights

              • First appearance of Prince, Babyface, Jenna Taylor, Frankie Silvera, Ralph Mac, and Puma, AKA Thomas Fireheart
              • First appearance of the locations Heartsdale, and Fireheart Enterprises Headquarters
              • Reference is made to Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man 89, Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars, and The Amazing Spider-Man 253
              • As Peter develops the photos from his camera, he finds himself bothered that Black Cat takes better photos than him, and considers enrolling in a few photography courses
              • While picking up the photos he drops, Peter finds his backup red and blue costume in the corner of his closet
              • As Peter sleeps, the symbiote suit once again takes control of his unconscious body
              • Mary Jane Watson has landed a major modeling gig which will last for the next few months
              • The Rose hires Puma to go after Spider-Man
              • After being attacked by Puma, Spider-Man pulls his arm from the socket, and has to force it back into place
              Low Points
              • None
              Oddities
              • None
              Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)



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              Retro Spins: Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Crush


              The problem with a successful album is that it's never good enough for the label. Once you have one, they want you to top it. The expectation grows, the pressure increases, and it can become a make-or-break period for a lot of artists.

              Such was the case for Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark after their 1984 album, Junk Culture. Virgin Records wanted a follow-up album, and they wanted it, "now". Keep striking while the iron was hot. Their main goal was to finally break the band in the US, which despite all of the pushing, the band did just that.

              Leaders, Andy McCluskey and Paul Humphreys , wanted to take a more spontaneous approach to the writing of new material, and this turned out to be productive, with the two churning out a new song every two days. They would also bring in to new members to the fold, brother Graham and Neil Weir. With a full band in place, the album would also strip away a lot of the sound effects, in lieu of adopting a more organic instrumentation sound. Though everything was not roses. During recording, Humphreys would reach a breaking point and briefly quit the band. It was a foreshadowing of things to come, as he would ultimately leave again in 1989.

              Upon its release, Crush did exactly what Virgin wanted to do. It broke O.M.D. Into the US charts with the single, So In Love, which peaked on the Billboard Hot 100 at number twenty-five. It would also become the band's first album in Canada to receive a sales certification, reaching gold status. It would also go on to be listed as one of the best, and most played releases of 1985 by CFNY-FM listeners.

              Still riding my high from Junk Culture, I immediately dove into Crush, only to be greeted by the hit single. This was followed by Secret, a nice hidden gem for me, but the band's second single from the album which peaked at sixty-three on the Billboard Hot 100. This is followed by the upbeat Bloc Bloc Bloc, which I initially tuned out, but then got brought back into it when my ears heard the almost Jamaican sounds of the synthesizers and horns.

              It was a hit or miss listening session for me. While it started strongly, the songs that followed were either easily forgettable, or good enough to listen to, but not necessarily memorable. The standout tracks, if you could call them that, were Woman III, and Hold You. I want to say La Femme Accident, and The Lights Are Going Out were serviceable as well, but something in my mind still wants to label them as not. As a whole, this was a disappointing album. Especially, considering how much I really liked 1984's Junk Culture. I don't know, I guess I was just expecting them to go into orbit based on the massive success of the previous.

              Towards the end of 1985, John Hughes would ask O.M.D. To contribute a song to his up-and-coming film, Pretty In Pink. Initially, they provided Goddess Of Love, which was to be played during the ending of the movie. However, when test screenings resulted in negative response to the original ending, it was reshot, and a new song was needed. Within twenty-four hours, the guys presented, If You Leave. It would become their highest charting single ever, peaking at number five on the Billboard Hot 100.

              Unfortunately, this massive success would not translate to the band's final album of the era, The Pacific Age, which would be critically panned. McCluskey and Humphreys would point to the label consistently pushing to have new albums, stating they were burned out, and creatively drained. The end result was an album that they felt had some good material but mostly consisted of songs that ten years prior to their release they would have been embarrassed to write and perform.

              Well, I guess we'll dive into that mess tomorrow and wrap up my journey through Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark. 

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              THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
              December 17, 1983
               
              THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
              December 17, 1988


              Countdown To Christmas With Classic Cartoon Holiday Specials - The Pink Panther In A Pink Christmas

               

              December in the 80's was a magical time of year to be a kid. Not only did we get all the fantastic toys for Christmas, but every year, throughout the holiday season, the television would segue from regularly scheduled programing to air animated holiday specials. They'd come on just late enough that it could be a family event, but early enough that we'd get to enjoy it just before bedtime.

              Each half hour block was special. Perfectly crafted with just the right number of advertisements to remind us of all the toys on store shelves, the treats to be had from local restaurants and grocery stores, and all other manners of consumption in between. But at the heart of it was that cartoon which would come out of hiding just once a year, fill your eyes with wonder, bringing smiles, laughter, action, adventure, drama, but at the root of it, a classic holiday message of peace, giving, love, and joy.

              It's become my own personal tradition each year to pull a holiday special off the DVD shelf each day to enjoy. It's a ritual which not only has become my way of counting down the twenty-four days of December leading up to my favorite holiday, but my way of reminding myself that no matter what's happening in the world, my day-to-day grind of work, life, health, trials, and tribulations, that for a moment, all of that can be put a side, and I can simply become a kid again, even if it's just at heart.

              While I wish I could share the actual special with all of you, be it by inviting you all to my home to join me in front of the fireplace with a bowl of popcorn, sadly, that's just not feasible. However, between sites such as Youtube, Arhcive.org, Dailymotion, and Vimeo, you can probably find them to watch. Of course, for those of you so bold, you could also pick them up on DVD yourself, something I would highly recommend. If not for yourself, for your children.

                The Pink Panther is homeless and wandering an early-20th century big city at Christmastime. Snow is on the ground and he is very cold and hungry. The cartoon follows his efforts to obtain food while overcoming crazy holiday mayhem in town. A chance discovery of a Santa suit leads to a job in the department store as Santa, but when he takes a bite out of a little girl's gingerbread man, he is chased around the department store by its manager, from whom he narrowly escapes. Among several other attempts of finding food following this, he also attempts to earn money by shoveling the snowy stairs of a nearby house and to get himself arrested in order to get a meal in jail (a plot point borrowed from O. Henry's classic story "The Cop and the Anthem"), but his efforts are thwarted at every turn.

                After witnessing a robbery attempt with a police officer nearby, Pink chases after the cop's dropped doughnut which is rolling down the street. There, a little dog who is also hungry takes the doughnut, but Pink pushes him away and takes it for himself. After seeing the look on the little dog's face and realizing that his actions are not in line with the spirit of Christmas, the Pink Panther is ashamed of himself, and shares the doughnut with the dog. Then the Pink Panther goes back to the city park and the dog follows him. Suddenly, a little tree just beside the bench they sit on (the same bench that the panther sat on at the start of the special) magically becomes covered with candles, ornaments, and a star followed by a big table with an ample Christmas dinner magically dropping from the sky. Pink looks up to see that Santa has dropped the food, a reward for the panther's act of kindness toward the dog. He shares the dinner with the little dog and they both begin eating happily.

                One of the last two new ones for me is this classic Pink Panther tale. True to form for the character, there's no talking in the special, instead, it features musical queues, most of which were taken from the forthcoming (at the time) series, The All-New Pink Panther Show.

                Wanting to get a little more holiday joy, I pulled out a couple more DVD's and enjoyed some random Christmas themed episodes. Today's picks were:

                • Christmas Who, It's A SpongeBob Christmas, Road to Christmas, and Sandy's Country Christmas from SpongeBob Squarepants
                • Koopa Klaus from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show
                • The Night Before Cave Christmas from Super Mario World
                • Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, the 1979 Rankin / Bass classic

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