Comics Corner: The Amazing Spider-Man 212

   

Title: The Amazing Spider-Man
Issue Number: 212
Release Date: January 1981

Highlights

  • First appearance of Hydro-Man, AKA Morrie Bench, and Sadie Frickett
  • Origin of Hydro-Man, and apparently it's Spider-Man who created him
  • According to the story, exactly fourteen hours, twenty-three minutes, and nine seconds have passed since issue 211 of The Amazing Spider-Man
  • Peter's new neighbor, Joseph Pincus, continues his obscenest singing
  • J. Jonah Jameson offers Peter freelance work
Low Points
  • Very poorly written story with tons of unexplained plot points - See below oddities
  • With the introduction of a new, and future classic villain in the Spider-Man universe, I really wanted to like this one
Oddities
  • The story spends page after page showing Morrie transforming into Hydro-Man, but then within the span of two panels of turning into a puddle, he decides that everyone will pay for turning him into a freak - There is no explanation for this immediate turn of events, no fear for what has happened, not even any exposition that Morrie knows what happened that turned him into water
  • Morrie goes from saying he's going to kill Spider-Man, to the stating after that he'll rip the town off for millions - now he's a thief? There is no rhyme or reason to his character development - He's just jumping from one thing to the next with no narrative as to why
  • The writers don't even seem to know how to explain Hydro-Man's motives, and it's blatantly obvious from the below panel
  • Are the writer eluding that Hydro-Man turned into rain? I don't get it (see below)

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Retro Spins: Elton John - The Fox


Flipping over to 1981, I dive straight in from yesterday's post, Elton John's 1980 21 At 33, to his follow-up, The Fox. As noted yesterday, this album, along with the aforementioned 21, and its predecessor, 1982's Jump Up! were three albums I added to my collection out of some nagging necessitation to have all of his 1980's work.

Much like yesterday's post, I'm not going to dig into the history of the singer. I don't know enough about it to speak in any fashion of expertise, and I'm not going to regurgitate his long Wiki history as any perception of knowledge. Instead, I'll just jump into the album itself, and go from there.

Unlike 21 At 33, The Fox jumps out of the gate peppy, and interesting to my ears. Its upbeat tempo which drives Breaking Down Barriers is enjoyable, and makes me want to add it to my shuffle list. That right there is an achievement that none of the tracks from 21 got. It gave me hope.

I'm not a big rhythm and blues fan, but I will say that the guitar work in the second song, Heart In The Right Place was enough to make me take notice. It also showed the versatility of John. I already knew he had the chops to handle pop, rock, and even ballads. Now, we can go ahead and add blues to the list.

As a whole, I really dug this album. It had everything that 21 At 33 lacked. It was catchy, peppy, and a solid rock and roll entry. All this, despite not having what were considered "hits". Nobody Wins was the stand out track for me. It was mad upbeat, and just catchy all around. Definitely a hidden gem to be found. You should check it out. Yes, you. The person who just read that last couple of sentences.

Overall, The Fox was enjoyable. Again, devoid of hits, but good. Beyond that, there's not much to really say. This is kind of one of those short and to the point posts.

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THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
June 7, 1980
 
THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
June 7, 1986


Comics Corner: The Amazing Spider-Man 211

   

Title: The Amazing Spider-Man
Issue Number: 211
Release Date: December 1980

Highlights

  • First appearance of Morris Bench, who remains unidentified, and Joseph Pincus, who is only identified as a voice off panel
  • Also the first appearance of Mr. Whitman, and the U.S. Coast Guard
  • Peter has a new apartment neighbor, Joseph Pincus, who sings songs into the late hours of the night / early morning
  • Reference is made to The Amazing Spider-Man 209
Low Points
  • Unnecessary attempt at comedy with Peter changing into his Spider-Man costume, but leaving his pajama bottoms on
  • Spider-Man kicks Sub-Mariner's teeth in, and then the next minute Mariner helps him, and leaves, ending the story abruptly
  • Real disappointing issue, especially on the heels of issue 210

Oddities
  • It just dawned on me - Spider-Man breaks a lot of windows swinging through them - Who's getting stiffed with that bill?
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Retro Spins: Elton John - 21 At 33


There's too much history regarding Elton John for me to sit here and spew it all to you. Further, I wouldn't do it any justice in doing so. I know little to nothing about him overall. In fact, I dare say the only reason I know what I know is from his 80's material, which would lead to me recognizing some of his more popular 70's stuff. Basically, I'm a casual fan. I know the hits, they're okay.

As I often find myself doing, I compiled a list of said hits, and began putting my CD collection together over the past several years. Along with this came a slew of Elton John albums, carefully picked for the songs which I was after. This was fine. I was happy, though never really got around to playing through all of them. In fact, as of this post, I've only heard two full albums from him...Maybe three. There might be one from the 70's in there somewhere.

The point being, I have a ton of Elton John albums, and need to start listening to them.

Here's where things went off track. Rather than simply start going through them, I got a bug in my butt. One that kept nagging at me. For some reason, I suddenly needed every Elton John album from the 80's. This was probably driven by the fact that of the nine released between 1980 and 1989, I already had six. So, what was three more?

Anyway, this all comes to a head with the launching point for today's Retro Spins, which is John's 1980 release, 21 At 33. This is one of the latter clean up purchases I made, and perusing the back track listing, this is because there's nothing on here I know.

Sadly, after listening to it, there's also nothing on here memorable. This is one of the issues I've kind of had with Elton since first looking at his massive discography. He's thrown so many albums together over his storied decades long career, yet the footnote of those efforts are what, ten, maybe twelve "good" songs out of hundreds, possibly thousands? It's quantity over quality being shoveled in mass on the public. In retrospect, it's baffling that he's achieved the status he has.

If 21 At 33 were my introduction to him, I would certainly not be a fan of Elton John, well, not that I necessarily am anyway. Nor would I bother seeking out any other music from him. Considering his follow-up albums, 1981's The Fox, and 1982's Jump Up! also had no hits on them I know, and subsequently were the other two aforementioned albums I was missing, I don't have high hopes or positive expectations. Though, I will gladly accept being proven wrong if they deliver.

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THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
June 6, 1981
 
THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
June 6, 1987


Comics Corner: The Amazing Spider-Man 210

   

Title: The Amazing Spider-Man
Issue Number: 210
Release Date: November 1980

Highlights

  • First appearance of Madame Web AKA Cassandra Webb, and Belinda Bell
  • A brief explanation is given as to how Madame Web got the chair she sits in, and what it's purpose serves - To keep her alive
  • Rupert Dockery unleashes a plan to kill K.J. Clayton, owner of the Daily Globe, and take over her company
  • Reference is made to Spider-Woman 25 - 30
  • Dockery confesses to all his crimes, presumably heading for prison
  • K.J. Clayton decides to not only retire in the wake of almost being murdered, and decides to shut down the Daily Globe
  • With the Daily Globe closed down, Peter finds himself out of a job
  • Madame Web calls Peter at his apartment to congratulate him on stopping the murder of K.J. Clayton, revealing she knows Peter is Spider-Man
  • The issue ends with one final panel of J. Jonah Jameson fuming that he can't reach Peter Parker on the phone because his line is busy

Low Points
  • None
Oddities
  • None
Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)

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Retro Spins: Rick Springfield - Beautiful Feelings


It's happened to Heart (Magazine, 1977), John Mellencamp (The Kid Inside, 1983), heck, even Michael Jackson (Farewell My Summer Love, 1984)! I'm talking about albums that were released by studios long after they were recorded, and without further input from the artists. Typically, this is a result of a label the artist is no longer with wanting to capitalize on prior recorded / unreleased material, or the current label releasing a prior shelved album at the height of said artist's popularity.

Rick Springfield's first four albums were a series of label hopping as he tried to find his footing and carve out his career. His 1972 debut, Beginnings, would be released by Sparmac, while his following two releases, Comic Book Heroes (1973), and Mission Magic! (1974) would be produced by Wizard. Chelsea would release his fourth effort, Wait For Night (1976). However, when it came time for his fifth album, intended to be released in 1978, Mercury would opt to shelf the work upon completion.

It wouldn't be until 1981 that Springfield would finally have his breakout success, releasing several albums throughout the 1980's on RCA's label. This all started with Working Class Dog, which skyrocketed the artist up the charts with his hit, Jessie's Girl. The train would continue down the track with 1982's Success Hasn't Spoiled Me Yet, 1983's Living In Oz, and the 1984 film soundtrack, Hard To Hold, which Springfield also starred in.

It was shortly after the release of the latter that Mercury would pull the 1978 recorded and shelved material, and rework it without the singer's input. The end result was Beautiful Feelings. It's an album that feels incomplete, abandoned, and frankly, despite being reworked, dated.

For me, this purchase was simply to check a box. Every 80's album from Rick Springfield obtained? Check!

Beautiful Feelings made little to no waves when released, and frankly could have been a contributor to derailing the train Rick was on. It's the only album in the middle of his popularity to not chart, and would be followed by a steady decline of sales for future albums. Coincidence? Possibly.

While the opening track, Bruce, initially got some notoriety in 1980, and peaked on the charts in 1984 at number 27, the album as a whole didn't perform as Mercury had hoped and expected. Though I've scoured the internet, I honestly cannot find anything from Springfield talking about the album, or his opinion on Mercury releasing it without his permission (not that they needed it). I was hoping to find some form of article, perhaps even an ugly lawsuit, such as that of Heart when Magazine was released. Some kind of drama. But, no, nothing.

Overall, Rick Springfield is relatively hit or miss for me, so while I wasn't expecting much from Beautiful Feelings, I was a little surprised that it offered nothing at all worth balking about. If anything, it's disappointing, and all the more annoying because it's also the most expensive album to get on CD in his discography.

If it were 1984, and someone told me, "You have to check out Rick Springfield," and I bought this album knowing nothing about him, I definitely would have been confused by what was so amazing about him. This one is definitely not worth the price, and frankly, unless you're a massive fan who soaks up everything from him, is easily one to skip.

Though his formal follow up to Hard To Hold, 1985's Tao, would continue the trend of gold albums, 1988's Rock Of Life, would fail to perform, and thus not meet the expectations of RCA. He wouldn't produce new studio material until 1999's Karma, and though he would continue to release albums, with his latest being 2023's Automatic, never reached the heights of popularity he had from the 80's.

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THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
June 5, 1982

 

Comics Corner: Marvel Team-Up 101

   

Title: Marvel Team-Up
Issue Number: 101
Release Date: January 1981

Highlights

  • First appearance of Renee, and Karen
  • Reference is made to Defenders 32
  • Mindy Williams returns from the dead to seek revenge against Nighthawk
Low Points
  • None
Oddities
  • None
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Retro Spins: Roger Tayor - Strange Frontier

 

Spring boarding off yesterday's post for Roger Taylor's 1981 solo studio debut, Fun In Space, I immediately dove into his 1984 follow up, Strange Frontier. Much like its predecessor, it's a product of the time that Queen was in. In fact, many of the tracks were initially worked by Queen in 1983 for potential inclusion in their forthcoming album, The Works. Also mirroring his prior release, Strange Frontier was hindered in promotion by Taylor's current touring schedule with Queen. The end result being that his sophomore outing would also result in lackluster notice.

One of the aspects that made it of particular interest to me were the contributions from fellow band members, Freddie Mercury, Brian May, and John Deacon. Mercury would provide backing vocals on Killing Time, while Brian May would contribute rhythm guitars for Man On Fire. Meanwhile, the biggest contribution would come from Deacon who provided bass on It's An Illusion, as well as mixing of tracks.

Though it's touted as having a strong similarity to The Works for containing many of the arrangement which were reused, I honestly didn't hear this at all. In fact, by the halfway point, I also hadn't heard anything that necessarily resonated with me. Truthfully, at this point, it really did feel like a series of abandoned tracks deemed not good enough for Queen's album.

I particularly wanted to love Killing Time, if for nothing else, the contribution from Freddie. However, I did not. I don't want to say this, but if I had to say what the worst track was from Strange Frontier, it would take the prize.

Overall, I wasn't impressed. Nothing resonated, or stood out. I didn't even hear anything that I added to my shuffle list, which is the complete opposite of Taylor's prior album, where they all made the cut. When it finally ended, I found myself audibly saying, "Yeah, that wasn't very good."

As noted yesterday, Roger went on to form the band, The Cross, and with them, release albums in conjunction with Queen through 1991. Upon their breakup in 1993, he would return to his solo career while also continuing to tour with Brian May as Queen. With exception of Queen's final 90's albums, I really don't have any interest in Taylor's solo works past the 80's. I am considering picking up his 1988 Shove It from The Cross. However, it's not presently a high priority. Since I'm writing this in November 2024, who knows, buy the time this post goes live, I may own it.

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THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
June 4, 1983
 
THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
June 4, 1988


Comics Corner: Marvel Team-Up 100

   

Title: Marvel Team-Up
Issue Number: 100
Release Date: December 1980

Highlights

  • First appearance of Karma AKA Xuân Cao Mạnh, Leong Cao Mạnh, Nga Cao Mạnh, Father Michael Bowen, Deruge, Lawson, Nguyen Ngoc Coy, Brentano
  • First appearance and death of Trân Cao Mạnh
  • Reference is made to Marvel Team-Up 88
Low Points
  • None
Oddities
  • None
Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)



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Retro Spins: Roger Taylor - Fun In Space

 

As a long time big fan of Queen, it's odd that the studio albums of Roger Taylor were never really on my radar. Taylor would actually be the first of the quartet to branch off into solo territory. This began with the 1977 single release of I Wanna Testify, with b-side, Turn On The TV. Both songs were recorded during the 1977 recording sessions of Queen's News Of The World.

Flash forward to the touring legs of Queen's The Game and Flash Gordon, where Roger would fit in studio time to record what would become his 1981 studio album, Fun In Space. With exception of some of the keyboard work, Taylor is credited as writing, singing, and playing all instruments on the album. That aspect alone was enough to shock me. I knew he was a talented drummer. I had no clue he was a multi instrumentalist. It's like seeing your teacher in the grocery store as a kid. You know the feeling I'm talking about.

Now ironically, when I first got into Queen, I would always hate when Roger would take his turn at the microphone. Truthfully, I used to skip, I'm In Love With My Car, Drowse, and The Loser In The End. However, I began to grow an appreciation for him when I branched into his other lead vocal tracks, Fun It, Rock It (Prime Jive), and Tenemental Funster. From there, I revisited the aforementioned songs, and like I said, began to appreciate them. Truthfully, this aspect is probably what kept his solo efforts off my mind.

But, the day finally came. The day where it hit my mind, and like most bipolar people, at that point wouldn't leave until the itch was scratched. As I dug around my usual online haunts, I found what I expected, which was that the CD's for his two 80's albums were priced much higher from US sellers than I wanted to pay, about $20.00 to $30.00 each. More readily available, and cheaper, on the surface, where those from abroad. However, when you factor in shipping, things once again got exorbitant. With prices high, and not really being in the right financial place to be spending money anyway, I was on the cusp of calling it a day. Then I happened across a seller on ebay who had both 1981's Fun In Space, and 1984's Strange Frontier. Both were priced at $15.00 each, and with combined shipping, things just happened. The purchase was made, this discs received. The regret of spending and happiness of having clashed, as they often did.

Well, I can't go back in time, right? All I can do is fire up the albums, and see what I bought.

Fun In Space starts with No Violins, which has a familiar sound to it, reminiscent of Rock It (Prime Jive), and sets a comfortable tone. It's inviting. Like seeing an old friend. Taylor mixes the multiple instruments well, bringing with the album a feeling of Queen, while also carving out a solid solo effort. To me, there are songs which I really think Freddie would have knocked out of the park if given a chance.

The standout track for me is the six plus minute My Country I & II. The guitar work is really cool, and then out of nowhere it launches into thundering drums and synth. It showcases Taylors talents to the max, not only in multi instrumentation, but crafting unique opuses.

Overall, the album feels locked in place for its time. Particularly in the storied history of Queen. Like I said above, it has a familiar sound. It feels like an extension of the band's albums it followed, The Game, and Flash Gordon. I already mentioned the familiarity to Rock It (Prime Jive) from The Game, but if I were to note another, that would be, Interlude In Constantinople, which has a very synth sound, akin to the Flash Gordon soundtrack.

Ultimately, I didn't hear one song I didn't like. This may have been biased, based on my appreciation for Queen, or it could have been that the tunes were just that good. I don't know. What I do know is that I'll be listening to this one again. They'll also all be making the cut for my ever expanding shuffle list.

Unfortunately, Roger wasn't able to fully commit to the promotion of Fun In Space because he was committed to touring with Queen. As such, while he was able to make a few appearances here and there, the album didn't get the attention it otherwise would have needed. Of the three singles, Future Management, Let's Get Crazy, and My Country, only Future would chart in the UK, peaking at 49.

Taylor would return the studio again to release his follow up solo, 1984's Strange Frontier, and then in 1987 form the band, The Cross, to release their debut, Shove It. It would be with this new band that he would release 1990's Mad, Bad and Dangerous to Know, and 1991's Blue Rock. However, by 1993, they would disband, and Roger would return to his solo work. Since then, he has released four additional studio albums, 1994's Happiness?, 1998's Electric Fire, 2013's Fun On Earth, and 2021's Outsider. He has also continued to remain active under the Queen banner with guitarist Brian May.

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THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
June 3, 1989

 

The Dirty Dozen - My Top Twelve Albums Of 1986


I can already tell that whittling down the wall albums is going to be a challenge. Mainly because the pile of contenders is growing, but the space on the wall is staying the same. Let's run through the list of where we're at so far for those being considered.

Queen - The Game (1980)
Rush - Permanent Waves (1980)
The Smurfs - The Smurfs All-Star Show (1981)
Prince - 1999 (1982)
Michael Jackson - Thriller (1982)
Oingo Boingo - Only A Lad (1983)
Cyndi Lauper - She's So Unusual (1983)
Ghostbuster (1984)
The Cars - Heartbeat City (1984)
Jacksons - Victory (1984)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - In 3-D (1984)
Prince And The Revolution - Purple Rain (1984)
Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party (1985)
USA For Africa - We Are The World (1985)
Prince And The Revolution - Around The World In A Day (1985)
Falco - Falco 3 (1985)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid (1985)

As we dive into 1986, things once again start out with the honorable mentions. There's a slew of them, and some of them hurt to not make the top twelve.

Queen's A Kind Of Magic, and Ozzy Osbourne's The Ultimate Sin are two albums I can listen to from start to finish, and they have some amazing covers...Gah...In writing this, I would love to have the space for these on the wall.


Then you have the soundtrack for Transformers The Movie. Great soundtrack, and nostalgic in ever sense of the word. This one might end up being a pickup to go with my cartoon albums.

I give a nod to Metallica for their importance to me from high school. Master Of Puppets was an album I listened to a lot back in those day, but it's one I can't sit through anymore. Overplayed, moved on, the "black" album, whatever it is, I just don't like Metallica as much as I used to.

The Fixx was a band I knew from the 80's for One Thing Leads To Another, and got into in a big way recently when coming across their 1986 song, Can't Finish. I put its respective album, Walkabout, on this list not only for introducing me to a larger catalog of great music, but because it features some great tunes, and a pretty fun cover.


I think I wanted Peter Gabriel's So on this list because of the iconic videos he created in the 80's, and this album contains a tone of great songs which were featured in said videos. I mean, come on...Sledgehammer? Who doesn't recall that video's groundbreaking effects back in 86?

The self titled Fine Young Cannibals debut is underrated. It often gets overshadowed by its successor, The Raw And The Cooked. P.S., this also came out in 1985, and at this point, I can't be bothered to go back and fix it.

Cutting Crew's Broadcast was a nice gem to unearth. Yes, it contains the hits (I Just) Died In Your Arms, I've Been In Love Before. However, there's so much more here.


The hits from Billy Ocean's Love Zone are so iconic to the 80's. You hear them, and they transport you back instantaneously to the early months of '86, and a hot off its December '85 released Jewel Of The Nile film. It was one of the first music videos I ever saw where the cast appeared as part of it, and not just in clips.

It's a guilty pleasure. Neigh, not guilty. I have no shame about loving The Karate Kid II. Great movie, great soundtrack. Great fun.

Last on the honorable mentions is the soundtrack to Little Shop Of Horrors. My sister had Grease. "They" tried to give us Xanadu. But, for me, my musical is Little Shop. Rick Moranis and Steve Martin are kings of comedy, and not too shabby at singing either.


With that, we jump into the top twelve, and it all starts off with Jermaine Stewart's Frantic Romantic. We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off is always a go to for me from the 80's. If it's on, I'm listening to it. No question. Though there are some hidden gems in the album, really, it's his hit that keeps me coming back. I really need to check out his other 80's albums.


If the radio was on in the 80's chances were high you were going to hear Walk Like An Egyptian, Manic Monday, or If She Knew What She Wants, all featured on Bangles Different Light. This album is an essential for any 80's fan.


Looking at number ten, and seeing Lionel Richie's Dancing On The Ceiling should be a tell to you that 1986 was a massive year for music of the era. I mean, if Lionel Richie is number ten, what could possibly be better? Well...


Madonna's True Blue starts out with the awesome synth intro to Papa Don't Preach, and you know right away something good's about to happen. The hits just keep coming with La Isla Bonita, and Open Your Heart.


Prince And The Revolution's Parade gets a bum wrap. People often right it off as the soundtrack to the poor film, Under The Cherry Moon. First off, that film is funny. If you're watching it expecting a series film, the joke is on you, and Prince is laughing. He intentionally plays it over the top, going for the gags. As for the music, it takes everything you know about the singer, and shoots off in a whole new direction. There are so many great tracks on this one.


If you would have told my thirteen year old self that Paul Simon was a folk singer from the sixties, I would have looked at you like you had two heads. No. He's the guy who did that funny music video with Chevy Chase from the Vacation movies, I would have said. Regardless of my naivety, one thing is for sure that his Graceland album is one solid piece of musical genius. The inclusion of Ladysmith Black Mambazo on backing vocals was a gutsy move in '86, but one that proved to be the icing on the cake. They add a layer to each track that takes good songs, and elevates them to amazing.


It's little Michael Jackson's littler sister, Janet, and she's in Control! She tore up the MTV airways with Nasty, The Pleasure Principal, and of course, the title track, carving out her own existence in pop culture.


Much like my naiveté with Paul Simon, I would have told you Genesis came to fruition in 1986. Further, as a child, I wouldn't be able to distinguish songs between Phil Collin's solo career, and the band's music. I was pretty dumb. Case in point, while all the adults in the room were enthralled by the deep lyrical message of Land Of Confusion, I was raptured by the puppets in the music video.


Mock it if you must, but I love me some The Final Countdown by Europe. The album is solid from back to front, and one which I definitely want to get for the wall. Not only that, but dig that far out cover!


Bon Jovi took 1986 by storm with Slippery When Wet. I dare say it was them who made hair metal mainstream. Sure, these days Livin' On A Prayer, You Give Love A Bad Name, and Wanted Dead Or Alive are all overplayed, but there's a reason for that. They're classics!


Available only in Israel, Kidd Video's The TV Show Hits, features every single song from the faux band. Say what you will, I think they're great. Easily able to stand on the top ten list of any pop charts. Now if only we could get the actual cartoon released on DVD.


Coming in at number one is probably my second favorite soundtrack of all time, Top Gun. Second because nothing will ever dethrone Prince And The Revolution's Purple Rain. Top Gun is a perfect album from start to finish, featuring the likes of Kenny Loggins, Cheap Trick, Miami Sound Machine, Berlin, and so many more.


I have to really edit myself because frankly, it would be easy to grab a lot of these for contenders on the wall, even the honorable mentions. But, space is limited, and concessions have to be made. Not everything will get a spot, even if it comes down to ones I really want. No room is no room.

Adding to the list of contenders are Top Gun, Kidd Video, Bon Jovi, and Europe. Yeesh...This might become a thing where every few months I have to rotate albums out, and mix things up. We still have three years to go through!

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Retro Spins: Mr. Mister - Go On...


Coming off a highly successful tour with the likes of Don Henley, Bangles, Eurythmics, Tina Turner, and Heart, as well as promoting their platinum released 1985 album, Welcome To The Real World, one would expect great things from Mr. Mister's follow up studio release, Go On...

This would not be the case. The group's third album would only produce one top forty hit, and overall less popularity than its predecessor. Critically, it wasn't shunned, with reviews stating it was more or less the same as what came before it, with the only decline really being overall sales.

Based on my prior listening session of their debut, I War The Face, and a nostalgic fondness for Real World, I pressed through on to 1987's Go On... I wasn't expecting much, while at the same time, hoping for something better. Quite the conundrum to be in.

The album starts out with a peppy drum roll for Stand And Deliver, not to be mistaken with the song of the same name by Adam And The Ants, which admittedly got me bobbing my head instantly. My immediate first impression was that it was off to a better start then their debut during that listening session.

This momentum didn't last long, and from there, I started to scan the track listing of the album. It was here that I somewhat cringed, and made an audible disapproval, "Mmm." What I saw was a list of songs that were averaging five to six minutes long. Far too long for any song to go on. At a run time of about an hour, this is too much, and a common flaw with recordings produced as of 1987.

Up to this point, the average runtime of your typical vinyl was thirty to forty minutes. As such, artists would strive to craft an album with this time limit in mind. The only stray from this was the occasional double album, which was considered a special event, and reserved for only the best of the best. There's a whole level of story just behind that aspect.

However, with the dawn of the CD came extended availability of space, and as a result, increased runtimes. Now bands were expanding upon their material, scrambling to fill sixty to seventy minutes of available space, essentially making every release a double album. The end result was bloat, filler, and simply too much opportunity for garbage.

Your refined three minute radio friendly tunes became five to six minute epics, most of which dragged on far too long. Further, this also meant that basically every song made the cut, no longer reserved as a b-side for the single. Again, bloat. It's the best word to describe it all.

Overall, I wish I could have given this album the attention it deserved, but being at work, was disrupted multiple times. Frankly, what I did hear was not impressive enough to warrant going back to it, or restarting tracks repeatedly.

Though Go On... would deliver a gold status album, it was labeled as commercially unsuccessful. Following its release, guitarist Steve Farris would leave. The remaining members would team up with Christian artist, Paul Clark, and provide backup instrumentation for his album, Awakening From The Western Dream. They would then begin work on their fourth studio album, Pull.

While it was completed and anticipated for a 1990 release, RCA would instead chose to shelve it. Following this, Mr. Mister disbanded. Pull would eventually be released in 2010 on Page's independent label in conjunction with Sony Records. However, at this point, the world had moved on from the band. Though they have reunited for occasional one-off performances, for the most part, Mr. Mister remains inactive.

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THIS WEEK ON THE CHARTS
June 2, 1984

 

Comics Corner: Marvel Team-Up 99

   

Title: Marvel Team-Up
Issue Number: 99
Release Date: November 1980

Highlights

  • First appearance of Rocco, and Grant Stevens
  • Baron Brimstone offers Sandman a very specific drink - Bailey's Irish Cream - Sponsors?
  • Reference is made to Machine Man 16
Low Points
  • None
Oddities
  • Ah, the good ol' Marvel way - Spider-Man and Machine Man start fighting each other instead of talking to discover they're on the same side
  • Gears Garvin installs a propeller on Machine Man's head to make him able to fly faster - He looks as stupid as it sounds
  • Wait...Baron Brimstone and Sandman kidnap Pamela Quinn to lure Machine Man to the Baron so that he can have his revenge...but Machine Man is already there trying to stop them from kidnapping her...Just do your thing right there and then, and avoid the whole kidnapping plot
Rating (based on a 1 through 5 Stans grading system)



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